CIPHER_one Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 There's a huge fucking spider in my house and we can't catch it. Is there some tricky way you people know how to catch spiders? i.e. lather a handful of nickles with peanut butter or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 can of paint/clear coat/hair spray and a lighter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 I get my girlfriend to do it. Then I cry in a corner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 catch with your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Where there was one there's bound to be at least 5 or 10 more. Anyway, i suggest going with the paper towel method, ive used ziplock bags as well tho and had moderate success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatliner Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Did u know the avarege human swollows at least 7 spiders in their sleep without knowing it? Not a night but in your life. Crasy huh? Freaked me out good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 double sided tape next to its hiding place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Spiders are our friends. But fuck bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by flatliner@May 20 2005, 04:40 AM Did u know the avarege human swollows at least 7 spiders in their sleep without knowing it? Not a night but in your life. Crasy huh? Freaked me out good. Quoted post I always wonder how people come up with these things. How would a person prove something like that? Anyway add geckos to your house environment and the problem will hopefully erase itself naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 haha, so true, just get it in a glass,put paper over the top, then shuv it out the windah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 somebody told me yesterday that they were bit by a spider and developed a large cyst on the side of their face. The doctors thought it was cancerous and when they opened him up there were baby spiders living in his face. its just crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 theres big ass spiders all over my place. I just saw a mouse too. Im not havin it neither. Its almost time to move. Just gotta stack some cash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 use a shotgun... It's the only way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Depending on your degree of pussiness, take either a paper cup or a bucket, and place it upside down on top of the spider. Then slip a flyer or index card, or a piece of cardboard if required, under the cup/bucket. This will be the "lid". Turn it upside down still keeping the "lid" tight against the opening, and tadaa. Spider caught. Launch it out the window or set it on fire with a spray can and a match, Marc Ecko-style. I caught a brown recluse the other day at a photo studio. I showed them what it could do to some people and they all thought I was the bravest lad in the universe to even go near it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 I like to smash all kinds of little animals on the walls because A) it makes me feel manly and B) insect splashes on the walls are all the rage in interior design this year... alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 I take a newspaper...roll it up nice and tight...get a good grip on it...and then...WHAM!!!!...slam the paper down on the little bugger. thats how I catch spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 i usually take out the bb-gun. i dont like feeling it gettin smashed under my hand or foot. its more fun anway as target practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted May 20, 2005 Author Share Posted May 20, 2005 1. The spider is a little too big/fast for some of these methods. 2. If I was able to catch it with a ziplock bag, I wouldn't be asking for advice. I'm willing to do that, I just can't catch it. Revised question: How does one lure a spider into a trap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 shot gun i hate those little hari fukers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 fuck luring it into a trap...thats waaaaay too passive. If you're not down with the newspaper idea...I say take a vacum and suck the little bastard up to sudden death. If its too big for a vacum cleaner...grab a shop vac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by flatliner+May 20 2005, 04:40 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (flatliner - May 20 2005, 04:40 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Did u know the avarege human swollows at least 7 spiders in their sleep without knowing it? Not a night but in your life. Crasy huh? Freaked me out good. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-isor357@May 20 2005, 07:29 AM somebody told me yesterday that they were bit by a spider and developed a large cyst on the side of their face. The doctors thought it was cancerous and when they opened him up there were baby spiders living in his face. its just crazy Quoted post Duh. Urban legends. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by CIPHER_one@May 20 2005, 10:10 AM 1. The spider is a little too big/fast for some of these methods. Quoted post In other words, you are a fucking pussy. If I can catch lizards, which are infinitely faster and usually much bigger than any spider, with the cup/bucket method, so can you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted May 20, 2005 Author Share Posted May 20, 2005 Ha, it's in the title dawg. I'm down for trying to snag it with something, I just honestly can't find the fucker. I always spot it as it runs underneath a couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 LIHE 3 DAYS AGO I SAW A STORIE WITH 10 DAYS OF PHOTO DOCUMENTATION ABOUT THIS GUY'S THUMB. HE HAD BEEN BITTEN BY A BROWN RECLOOSE (MISSPELLED) I THINK IT WAS ON CRAZY RUSSIAN? I WILL TRY TO FIND IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 FHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 SORRY HERE IS THE LINK http://www.mobileguru.co.uk/Jokes/Spider%2.../Day9_1_jpg.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 okay heres how to do it. spiders, if u havent noticed will respond to vibrations...so depending on the degree of pussiness again, either with ur hand, foot or a stick, gently tap the ground behind it. it will or should run away from you or the stick. now this parts a bit tricky. lay out a piece of paper or cardboard like someone mentioned above, and try to guide it onto the paper SLOWLY so that it doesnt run off really fast. once u do that, let it chill a while, it usually wont run off unless it has something to run from. then, take a clear glass(its funner this way) and again, quickly place it over the spider. tip the contraption over an there you go, u now have a new spider pet. u can remove the "lid" and replace it with clear plastic wrap and poke some holes in it, and keep it around. another method may be to get a cup and tie or tape it to the end of a stick. place device in front of the spider. make sure its really close. with the other hand, get something big like a news paper or a piece of paper (w/e) and GENTLY again guide the mutherfucker into the cup on stick. tip over and close quickly with something. if these things dont work you're either a) WAY TOO DAMN SLOW b) not man enough to catch a spider or c) the spider is some sort of mutant freak thats way to clever or fast for u either way, these methods have been tried and tested and worked. Ive been catching spiders as a kid for ages, and even do so now. ive caught wasps and bees the way Mamerro suggested as well. So you cant NOT catch a spider the same way..i mean, the thing isnt that fast and cant fly, so you're golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 oh yeah, if u see it a bit away from u, approach it slowly so it doesnt run of. If it hides under shit, move the shit and snag it. dont be a wimp, ur a million times bigger, and it aint gunna kill u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@May 20 2005, 01:24 PM either way, these methods have been tried and tested and worked. Ive been catching spiders as a kid for ages, and even do so now. ive caught wasps and bees the way Mamerro suggested as well. So you cant NOT catch a spider the same way..i mean, the thing isnt that fast and cant fly, so you're golden. Quoted post Haha, dude, the other day at work I managed to catch a fly and do the whole freeze-it-and-tie-it-to-a-leash thing, with a co-worker's hair. This is, of course, old news for us who've seen the CKY videos, but people in the office were flipping out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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