griffin your face Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 I need a fuckin raise.... real bad. Help me out here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 tell your boss you adopted 6 chineese orphans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 threaten him with a plastic butter knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Ask nicely, if that doesn't work, then resort to telling him that you have another job with better benefits and pay that is willing to hire you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 put in your two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Ask nicely, if that doesn't work, then resort to telling him that you have another job with better benefits and pay that is willing to hire you.... if that doesnt work just tell him about pgw's girlfrie............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 i have used the 2 weeks thing before , youd be surprised how often it will work , but you better be a pretty good employee... id just walk up to hm and say GET ME A SODA BITCH! and then leave , hell be so confused , youll get the raise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 with a shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 be polite. if he refuses, take adump on his desk at the end of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 just "self raise" steal from the register....or pull some scams. but dirt and the pres have good points..go look for another job and tell him.be a man about it too, that is if he says no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Tell 'em that you need a fuckin raise.......if they say no....then tell 'em your're about to go postal.......it worked for me......I got a 2 dollar an hour raise at Sears...I don't know,maybe they were scared or something.lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 if you are gonna use the 2 week notice thingie, make SURE you have something else lined up! if you are a good employee, and you have worked at your job for awhile, just be straight up and tell your boss that you would like to have a raise because of x...y...and z. otherwise just beat yourself up like in fight club or else what sneak said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC with a shotgun sawed off for style points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by SteveAustin sawed off for style points. no doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 the best bet, is make up a sob story, saying that you need to help pay for someone's medical attention, or you are behind in rent. Then ask him if he can help you out with some additional money. if he says no, I suggest look for another job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 it wont happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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