Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

How (the fuck) do I get someone to stop snoring?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ElectricitySucks, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 130
     
  2. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
  3. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    [​IMG]

    Just stick it up his nose and give it a squirt (or maybe just buy it for him). I hear it can cause impotence, but if that happens then you wont get "sexiled" either. Two birds with one stone.
     
  4. POIESIS

    POIESIS Member

    Joined: Aug 10, 2004 Messages: 879 Likes Received: 0
    flonase is a tight phrase. i wanna be the guy that gets paid to make up
    ridiculous names for medical products, i'd rock that shit.
     
  5. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    Flonase causes impotence?

    If I had heard that anywhere other than 12 oz I'd be slightly concerned.
     
  6. BadWithNames

    BadWithNames Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2005 Messages: 649 Likes Received: 62
    build a pyramid of pillows and cushions around his head and then cover it in a blanket.
    worked for me for a while. and if it doesnt, its pretty funny watching someone wake up inside a pillow igloo.
     
  7. La Cosa Nostra

    La Cosa Nostra Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 4, 2005 Messages: 147 Likes Received: 0
    good, funny thread. I have a friend like this. his 12oz name is _________. He is extroadinarily annoying when i am trying to get to sleep. if sleeping in the same room, it is generally a race to get to sleep.
     
  8. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 2

    hahaha! awesome.


    like i said! kick him in the head every now and then.
     
  9. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    UPDATE:

    here i am on the second night and the snoring is still occuring. its been 3 times already that ive said "Moses, your snoring," and hes woke up and said "oh, i cant even hear it." 5 minutes later, the snoring like a snowplow proceeds.

    im comtemplating the igloo trick.
     
  10. courtorder

    courtorder Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    Contemplate a random utensil to the nasal cavity. Just my opinion.
     
  11. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    I know this doesnt compare, but my roomate's laugh is so fucking annoying I can't stand watching anything remotely funny with him.

    Words cannot describe.
     
  12. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24


    haha this reminds me of someone ive been working with for like 7 years who does a "bevis" laugh after everything he says...within the first year of meeting him, i was constantly ripping on him for it. im positivley sure he went to a speech therepist for it..hasnt done it in years.
     
  13. shutdown

    shutdown New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    What a fuckin' retard!
     
  14. BUNBUNBIGGY

    BUNBUNBIGGY Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2002 Messages: 292 Likes Received: 10
    Severe sleep apnia needs surgury but, like if it isn't so serious he'll have to sleep with a machine that attaches to his nose called a cpap. I think the cpap machine sounds worse than snoring.
     
  15. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Its all about waming up a frankfurter or some kind of sausage to body temperature and rubbing it on his lips when he is asleep, occasionally putting it in his mouth. If he wakes up while you re doing it, just hide it and pretend to be zipiing up your fly, and say something like "don't worry, go back to sleep".
     
Top