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I was wondering about the economics of the people on here. I have had zero in my wallet for the longest time. That is until today for my bday. I think I actually had a note in there saying how much I owe my girlfriend. Once in a while I might be lucky enough to pack a Jackson in there.

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i got a single dollar ripped in half, the other half is in my boys wallet, waiting in limbo on a bet that id hook up with some girl we met in a bar a while ago.

 

oh, but i got plastic, platinum plastic... i havent worked since april, you all can do the math.

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Hmmm I think I have a little over $100 in my checking account, but they damn ATM keeps telling me I have "insuffient funds". Bastards!! I'm really bad at keeping track of my money.

 

Hmm let's see what I did this weekend..

 

Purse- $60

Boots- $130

Lunch at Cheesecake Factory- $25 (plus drinks)

Dinner- $15

Breakfast- $5

Porno that me and my friend bought- $8 each (yeah it was sleazy)

Bottle of Tequilla for 2 people- $13 each

Gas- $8

The look of Secret's sad face when she has 0 dollars in her wallet- Priceless

 

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Porno that me and my friend bought- $8 each (yeah it was sleazy)

 

secret--

 

if you don't mind me asking, what kind of porn would a girl buy? i've never known a girl who'd admit to anything like that. the girl i'm "seeing" right now said she'd consider it cheating on her if i owned or even looked at porn. i don't mean to offend you or seem like i'm asking an overly personal question i'm just curious.

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I have about 3 phone numbers, a ticket for 150$ for disorderly conduct, which reminds i still have to pay that..an atm card, that has 3 dollars on it, and luckily one that has about 500, um..an id, but as for cash or anything like that, nuttin, and i gotta go pull twenty out today, like i did yesterday to meet up with my boy to get some heeeerb...yeeeahh! Im gonna have no money soon, im spending more than im making, esp in reffing inline hockey..

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Originally posted by garcia_vega

Porno that me and my friend bought- $8 each (yeah it was sleazy)

 

secret--

 

if you don't mind me asking, what kind of porn would a girl buy? i've never known a girl who'd admit to anything like that. the girl i'm "seeing" right now said she'd consider it cheating on her if i owned or even looked at porn. i don't mean to offend you or seem like i'm asking an overly personal question i'm just curious.

 

Well, one of the main reasons we bought this porn is because my best-friend is dating a rich man that's a little older than her. He's obviously more experienced than her, so she bought this porn to learn some tips!! I'm not joking. Keep in my that most girls will NEVER share that information with each other. But me and this girl have been best-friends since 3rd grade and tell each other EVERYTHING (and I mean EVERYTHING).

 

So me and my friend walked into the store and we were just scanning the cover of the videos. Some of them were hilarious. Example: "South Central Hookers" on sale for $14.99. The guy asked what we were looking for and we said "Nothing too degrading", "no lesbian/gay stuff", "no fat girls", "no hardcore" and "nothing too soft to the point it looks like a massage video". So after being in the small little video section for 45 minutes we finally went with "Naughty College School Girls Volume 13". It was exactly what we were looking for. It was male-female action, no cheesy story lines, and nothing too degrading or weird (like s&m). The video looked like it could of been a candid camera in someone's bedroom... it didn't even seem like a porn. It didn't even have music! It was too much like real life sex. So the point of the story is we didn't learn anything, but we did have one hell of a time getting drunk and watching it.

 

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80 cash...

random phone numbers written in silver pen that I put inot the wallet beofre it dried so the are smeered beyond calling....plastic cards establishing my a productive consumer...

and papers for when you need them.

 

I am a old man who would teaches college girls how to make me happy.

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