8onus Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 4 FUCKING COPS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! i locked my keys in the car at work, i get off at 2 in the morning and i just got home. i work out in the burbs where its nice and quiet., so i call non emergency and asked them to slim jim my lock....one cop comes and spends half an hour trying, 45 minuits later there are four cop cars surrounding my sentra all of them trying to jimmy a door...shit was sooo funny. i asked how many cops were on duty in this county tonight they said 5....which means all but 1 cop in the county was trying to open my fucking door. they finally got it after an hour and a half....for the first time in my life i am gratful for an encounter with the police cause i was about to break the mini window to get in. next time im gonna call a crackhead to open that shit...will get done in 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 What year sentra, and automatic or manual locks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 MILTON, YOU GOT AIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by Milton What year sentra, and automatic or manual locks? Fer surios. anything pre-93 is a cinch with a coat hanger. yeah man/thug lyfe murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Ya fo sho dogg. You know I could send my crew out to pop that shit in ten seconds yo... Actually I used to drive a 91 sentra so I know a trick with the doors, but whatever. Yo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 actually, in most japanese cars before 95 you can open the locks with the nail file on a swiss army knife. just fyi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 so, you mean to tell me ... you own YOUR car but don't even know how to break into it in case of (said) emergency hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Wait.... you called the cops to open your car? Why not just call somekind of towing company? I locked my keys in my car once and I called a towing company and he showed up, and had it open in about 10 seconds. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 damn, stupid cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 pigs dont have aposable(spl?) thumbs no wonder it took so long...:crazy: :five-o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 dont know who's dumber... the cops who couldnt open your door, or you for leaving your keys in the car. /ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 next time im gonna call a crackhead to open that shit...will get done in 30 seconds. and in 35 seconds hell be off with your radio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoppie Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 It's a proven fact, cops are stupid pussies in my city: It took about 10 cops to stop a homeless unarmed crackhead...in the end one of them shot rubber bullets and the rest tackled him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Cops are dount masters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 22, 2004 Author Share Posted May 22, 2004 in response.. its a 94..on of my freinds drove one into a wall on its side at 50...still worked. another freind drove one into a lake and completly submerged it in water for an hour...still worked, and when the dude pulled his car out and saw it start right up with water still coming out of the doors he said "yup....built like a nissan" 94 sentra...dont sleep. as far as the radio thing heavylox..i got a discman and even it dont work half the time...i need to put a couple grand into that thing and get it looking sharp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by 8onus 4 FUCKING COPS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! next time im gonna call a crackhead to open that shit...will get done in 30 seconds. I would usually tsay crackheads cant todo shit etc etc bu ti can attest to this statement. One opened my buddies door in front of my house about 3 weeks ago.. they gave hime 2 bucks and couple cans of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Crackhead could've done it in less than 10 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 23, 2004 Author Share Posted May 23, 2004 for the doubters...last night i drove about 50 miles with the needle on empty...94 sentra for life, this car is such a trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by 8onus for the doubters...last night i drove about 50 miles with the needle on empty...94 sentra for life, this car is such a trooper the gas gauge is probably just broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 3 cops to beat the driver into a coma, 4 to smash the windows with night sticks i guess id say about 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Also in case you ever have to break the window I do believe that breaking that small little window on cars will cost you more then smashing out one of the regular windows when all is said and done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekoe1 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by heavyLox and in 35 seconds hell be off with your radio. ... ...Or the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timemachine Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 next time im gonna call a crackhead to open that shit...will get done in 30 seconds. [/b] sound slike my neibourghood(sic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timemachine Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by adderall 3 cops to beat the driver into a coma, 4 to smash the windows with night sticks i guess id say about 7 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 AMA....ever heard of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by 8onus for the doubters...last night i drove about 50 miles with the needle on empty...94 sentra for life, this car is such a trooper http://auto.howstuffworks.com/fuel-gauge.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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