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how many cats does a person ACTUALLY need?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Jun 5, 2005.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    seriously.

    ive been house sitting for a few months at this place with 5 (five) fucking cats.
    the woman is moving back today, and bringing 3 (three) more with her.

    i like cats more than dogs.
     
  2. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    I like cats, but im more of a dog person.

    But i think that 1 is sufficient, i could probably live with 2 but i would prefer 1.
     
  3. dudebra1

    dudebra1 Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 1, 2004 Messages: 249 Likes Received: 3
    Fuck that, I hate cats. Where's the "none, cats should be thrown in the river" option?
     
  4. krs702

    krs702 Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 6, 2000 Messages: 1,212 Likes Received: 0
    i guess it comes down to how depressed teh owner is or how many friends he or she need to replace?

    i dont like cats too much. they're wild and on their own. i dont see much compassion in em like i see in dogs.
     
  5. Theo Huxtable

    Theo Huxtable Banned

    Joined: May 24, 2005 Messages: 260 Likes Received: 0
    Depends. If you're a lonely, single middle-aged woman who couldn't keep a man, then there is no limit to how many cats you live with. Usually these were the girls that were stuck up in their teens and 20's and felt they didn't need a personality, then it came to bite them in the ass when they started pushing 40. Lonely women with bad attitudes seem to live with 50+ cats.
     
  6. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    Where's the "0" option?
     
  7. GREENOJOS

    GREENOJOS Member

    Joined: Dec 16, 2003 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
    i like cats and dogs. i like cats more because i don't got to let them out in the middle of the night to go to the restroom.
     
  8. sarahyoulose

    sarahyoulose Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2003 Messages: 1,043 Likes Received: 3
    two!
    so they can play with each other
     
  9. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    I GOT ONE BLACK CAT, THE NIGGA IS CRAZY OLD.


    MEROOOOOOOO
    I GOT A OVEN
    ON MY WIDDAIST
     
  10. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    OH I WAS GON SAY. "YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH PUSSY HUB". BUT I HAD A PCP BRAIN SPASM. OH.


    MERO
    DRAMCIIIIDEEEE
    HELLBOUNDDDD.
     
  11. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    my moms has 2 cats...they are lazy as fuck.
     
  12. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    2 cats , so they can keep each other entertained and wont rip everything up out of boredom
     
  13. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    this is my roomate!

    [​IMG]

    she's got two cats and one's just a little stinker kitten.
    If you have more than 2 cats, you are officially a crazy cat lady.

    here's the science:

    single people clean the house less than married people,
    and cat poo can make you go insane (look it up on google if
    you dont believe me) and that insanity will make them get more cats.
    Then repeat.
     
  14. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2004 Messages: 2,262 Likes Received: 3
  15. TRAMP

    TRAMP Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 594 Likes Received: 0
    there's only five? what the hell! swampy is slippin'
    always pickin' cat hair outta my mouth.
     
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