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how many cats does a person ACTUALLY need?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Jun 5, 2005.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    how many cats does a person ACTUALLY need?

    Discussion started by beardo - Jun 5, 2005

    seriously.

    ive been house sitting for a few months at this place with 5 (five) fucking cats.
    the woman is moving back today, and bringing 3 (three) more with her.

    i like cats more than dogs.
     
  2. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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    CACashRefund - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    I like cats, but im more of a dog person.

    But i think that 1 is sufficient, i could probably live with 2 but i would prefer 1.
     
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  3. dudebra1

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    dudebra1 - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    Fuck that, I hate cats. Where's the "none, cats should be thrown in the river" option?
     
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  4. krs702

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    krs702 - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    i guess it comes down to how depressed teh owner is or how many friends he or she need to replace?

    i dont like cats too much. they're wild and on their own. i dont see much compassion in em like i see in dogs.
     
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  5. Theo Huxtable

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    Theo Huxtable - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    Depends. If you're a lonely, single middle-aged woman who couldn't keep a man, then there is no limit to how many cats you live with. Usually these were the girls that were stuck up in their teens and 20's and felt they didn't need a personality, then it came to bite them in the ass when they started pushing 40. Lonely women with bad attitudes seem to live with 50+ cats.
     
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  6. The Leader

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    The Leader - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    Where's the "0" option?
     
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    GREENOJOS - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    i like cats and dogs. i like cats more because i don't got to let them out in the middle of the night to go to the restroom.
     
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    sarahyoulose - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    two!
    so they can play with each other
     
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    MEROJUANA - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    I GOT ONE BLACK CAT, THE NIGGA IS CRAZY OLD.


    MEROOOOOOOO
    I GOT A OVEN
    ON MY WIDDAIST
     
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  10. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA 12oz Senior Member

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    MEROJUANA - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    OH I WAS GON SAY. "YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH PUSSY HUB". BUT I HAD A PCP BRAIN SPASM. OH.


    MERO
    DRAMCIIIIDEEEE
    HELLBOUNDDDD.
     
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    Neskoner - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    my moms has 2 cats...they are lazy as fuck.
     
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    2 cats , so they can keep each other entertained and wont rip everything up out of boredom
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    this is my roomate!

    [​IMG]

    she's got two cats and one's just a little stinker kitten.
    If you have more than 2 cats, you are officially a crazy cat lady.

    here's the science:

    single people clean the house less than married people,
    and cat poo can make you go insane (look it up on google if
    you dont believe me) and that insanity will make them get more cats.
    Then repeat.
     
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    trackstand - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    2, cats suck.
     
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    TRAMP - Replied Jun 5, 2005

    there's only five? what the hell! swampy is slippin'
    always pickin' cat hair outta my mouth.
     
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