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hey BAMBIE, CANT YOU TAKE A FUCKING JOKE DEEEEEEK??

 

hahahahahahahahahaha, "get over it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

i broke you...thats funny....i BROKE you! MUAHAHA!

 

 

 

 

 

now get the pic boobie......sarcazm is hard to do on the net..but its possible.

 

 

 

 

omfg did i get your nikkers in a twist??hahahahaha:king:

 

 

 

oh wait....YOU cant relate.....ha!

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Originally posted by RECTAL-ATACK

you forgot the 'mitten' approach

 

wrap your hand like a mitten and go crazy!!!

 

The only creatures that i've ever seen do this are females. How in the hell is it even possible to use half the roll of toilet paper in one sitting? It boggles the mind. It looks more like a punching glove than a mitten.

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it's not about being lazy at all or having a wet ass, the little squirter thing has different pressures and you can adjust the temperature too. you wipe it dry just like a regular toilet.

 

it's to make sure your ass/cooter/penis doesn't smell, and since i'm a girl i'm all about smelling like roses not shit. thank you.

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