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How Do you Wipe Your Ass

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BAMBOOZLED, Aug 27, 2003.



    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 294 Likes Received: 0
    1- Crumble the paper up, wipe and repeat.

    2- Fold the paper nicely and wipe.

    3- My hand (i'm low on dough).

    4- I don't, it saves time.
  2. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    nuber 2

    and from behind
  3. Brandon

    Brandon Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2003 Messages: 115 Likes Received: 0
    yeah foo...you forgot to add to your list

    5- front to back

    6- back to front

    7- straight on (I don't know, maybe someone on here dabs at it)
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    there is already a poll for this
  5. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
  6. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    So at anyrate how come sometimes when you poop and you go to wipe and there is nothing there? Clean as a whistle. Then there are other times that no matter how many times you wipe it just never comes clean.
  7. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, the type where you just feel like jumping in the shower to clean your ass, it s fucking annoying, but you just have to pucker up and wipe it:p
  8. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    Is there really any other way to do it ??:confused:
  9. Evil Dee

    Evil Dee Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Messages: 1,234 Likes Received: 1
    I ask myself that same question all the time.


    Joined: Sep 25, 2003 Messages: 44 Likes Received: 0
    I DONT WIPE I COLLECT.....:lick:
  11. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
    your best bet is to wipe until it bleeds...then you know it's gotta be clean if theres no skin left.:D
  12. keep

    keep Guest

    your sopose to do what???
  13. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    this is ridiculous.
  14. peter N0rth

    peter N0rth Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 256 Likes Received: 0
    i hate when you dont do a good enough job and you walk around in paint all day. foreal who feels me on that? shit makes me wanna cry.

    and you forgot wrapping it around your hand and then just tearing of one layer and moving to the next. the G way
  15. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    <span style='color:black'>Hahaha^^ i dont exactly understand what you are talkin about but it sounds funny. Personally i hate takin my draws off and seeing skid marks. It's like "Awwww maaannnnn!!" You think i would have masterd something so simple by now.</span>