dBUSH Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Besides posting on here how do you folks pass the time at your bullshit-ass job? Occasionally I'll get a bottle of something and drink until I'm actually nice to the customers. Today I brought a bag of firecrackers to work and I was throwing them off a balcony into the swimming pool (waterproof firecrackers wow) like tiny depth-charges, well one firecracker didn't quite make it in the water and it was loud. I've already answered a couple of phonecalls from guests worried about 'gunshots.' :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 steal office supplies, make weird copies, steal office supplies, read in a corner, leave early, steal office supplies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 i have no job, i did however like to yell obsceneties over the intercom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 well, where can I start. Ive smoked on the job. Drank on the job. Slept on the job. Practiced my styles on the job. I talk shit about other football teams to various coworkers. I crack jokes about people to their face. We check out the office hotties and rate them. You girls do the same, we know. I do whatever I want. basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 We also have a motorized scooter. Everyone rides that thing around the office. We have pinball machines laying around. Theres so much to do. Play with photoshop, illustrator, and various prgrams. Its alomost like being at home. We spend so much time up here, we have to make it fun you know. Overtime can kill you, so make the best of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 well i work at a video store so if im bored i just watch a movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 27, 2001 Author Share Posted December 27, 2001 last week- I was gonna lay on my back on the floor in the manager's office for just a second...I woke up 45 minutes later confused and disoriented but uncommonly well-rested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 *believe* Its a cool job, but very demanding. I stay paid. ;) School pays off holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 27, 2001 Author Share Posted December 27, 2001 *bumped- cause unemployment don't pay shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eros Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 I work at a small sporting goods store that sells those little metal scooters... so we just set up race courses and ride around the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obsessed Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 i drink at work on a daily basis and my new game is luring people back into the shop and cutting metal with the plasma cutter which in turn shoots them with sparks...nothing funnier than people that think their hair is on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 i work at the movies i'll let your mind do the rest of the thinking :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Besides spending entirely too much time on here, I surf the web, print out my digital photographs (taken with my camera from work) on a really high resolution color laser printer, 12 oz., make fun of my coworkers, work a little while, 12 oz., go home. Oh yeah and when it's not raining, or freezing cold, I take the same work camera and go take pictures on my lunch hour of urban landscape, graffiti, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 At my moving job we usta put filecabinets on These rolly things aka dollies and pushem at people that are at bottem of ramps. We usta rollem down streets that were mad inclined but we stopped cause we hit a truck. We hide in boxes sometimes and sneak around like in Metal Gear. Yea thats mad immature but try it its mad funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 :lol: i used to work at CiCi's Pizza. its a pizza buffet place...2.99 all you can eat...we drop....well, my friend and i drop pizzas and put them back hehe my other friend works at mickey D's and pisses in the deep fryer my other friend works at taco bell and sometimes spit in food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 i spend a good amount of time just staring blankly at the wall. sometimes i pull the ol north face up over my head and sleep. or i walk around the factory like im doing something, except im not, just walking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffitiSUX Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 play tony hawk's pro skater on one pc, then download mp3's and post on 12oz on the other pc for 8 hours then go home and have sex with my wife. life is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Originally posted by HESHIANDET or i walk around the factory like im doing something, except im not, just walking.... I spend so much time doing that. It's very convincing when you hold a piece of paper in your hand and give it a concerned glance every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Originally posted by swif1 :lol: i used to work at CiCi's Pizza. its a pizza buffet place...2.99 all you can eat...we drop....well, my friend and i drop pizzas and put them back hehe my other friend works at mickey D's and pisses in the deep fryer my other friend works at taco bell and sometimes spit in food mandarin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 *believe* my lil cuzz worked at taco bell. He said they would do all kinds of fucked up shit. Have guacamole fights, they use a caulking gun type of thing to squirt out the sour cream and guac. Its pressurized, so it shoots out. That, and plenty of pissing and spitting in food and whatnot. Dont eat fast food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Originally posted by alkaline I spend so much time doing that. It's very convincing when you hold a piece of paper in your hand and give it a concerned glance every now and then. I'm telling you a kilpboard and a pen make you the warehouse supervisor to some!I run that racket! I yell at people make people I hate do shitty jobs sit in the break room with my boss and laugh at people we hate(shes the worls biggest bitch until you hang out with her.....shes the meaner then I am) ride scooters tell racist jokes to all the people of other colours:) break things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 I'm telling you a kilpboard and a pen make you the warehouse supervisor to some no doubt. the factory i work in everyone wears a uniform. so when workers see me walking around w/ my clipboard in business casuals they get scared. nobody fucks w/ me. plus i catch tags in the recesses of the factory..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jan Ulrich Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 i used to go to the bathroom and pretend i was taking really long shits in order to kill time. it works too. what's the boss gonna say, "no, you can't take a shit". holding poo in hinders worker productivity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Originally posted by Jan Ulrich holding poo in hinders worker productivity. aint it the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller mandarin.. ..?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Originally posted by swif1 ..?? lskandladksa okay...just all sounds like a very familiar area to me...there's a CiCi's in a shopping center, a McD's in front of the shopping center, and a Taco Bell right next to the McD's....crazy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeYnO9 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 I go 2 work and just see what i can get away with every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 i work at swiss chalet. i get latex gloves and fill em up with watter. then i put em in the freezer and then i have a big giant ice clove at the end of the night!. im a slacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 i dont tend to get bored at work that often, the kids keep me busy... but there are the days when I do.. I just usually have long conversations with coworkers (we're all friends), ignore the kids, throw balls at kids, throw balls at coworkers, throw balls at stupid ex-boss, break stuff, stockpile on dr. pepper and get sick at the end of the day, raid the snack closet, get cooked meals from pre-school building, play 'Pearl Harbor' which involves kicking a soccer ball as high as possible toward a large group of kids and see if you hit anyone, play playstation2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 27, 2001 Author Share Posted December 27, 2001 *bumped another day another lazy bum on the clock. I was gonna smoke a bowl, but I forgot my pot. my last job was awesome. I worked security in a private dorm. I would go on cafeteria patrols regularly. If I was working graveyard I'd smoke a bowl on patrol outside, then go make a sandwich and sit up at the desk and watch cartoons until the sun came up. I got fired for tagging the parking garage. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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