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HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL HAPPY

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CasperMigo, Oct 18, 2003.

  1. CasperMigo

    CasperMigo 12oz Junior Member

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    HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL HAPPY

    Discussion started by CasperMigo - Oct 18, 2003

    Listen everybody, I need some advice on how to make my girlfriend sweat and really like what she's getting. I also wanna know how to get her to give me head, cuz she always feels like throwing up and she always gags and shit. Please, I am open to any advice.
     
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  2. ClueTwo

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    ClueTwo - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    Damn, your screwed......If she gags, good..Let the bitch get used to having it shoved in her throat. That's the only way she'll ever get used to it..And buy her a flower or something, be nice for a minute...

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  3. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    Go gay. You obviously can't please women, maybe men are more your style.....
     
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  4. kido

    kido 12oz Senior Member

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    kido - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    :lol:
     
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  5. Swiffer Jet

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    Swiffer Jet - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    why are you asking other people for advice about this?

    you're obviously a young kid because i can see it in your sketches. anyway, different girls like different things. it's the thought that counts. remember that.

    and fuck that oral shit. if she can't handle it then oh well. a relationship is more than just oral sex.

    did you just hit puberty?
     
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  6. deph

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    deph - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    ^^^ this dudes right... fuck gaging do something else jesus that is the worst thing I've ever heard.

    p.s Carpet munching is a fast track to head. Plus you just rude if you don't.. or a PIMP.
     
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  7. GamblersGrin

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    GamblersGrin - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    surprise her...eat her ass out
     
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    Stomah - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    Have her eat a bag of cough drops all day before the oralness.
     
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  9. dELiSs

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    dELiSs - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    burn in hell douchebag. you dont know anything. just die. fag.
     
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    i11igul - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    ^^she speaks for me:D
     
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    dELiSs - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    I apologize for my previous post. okay here is what you do. when you sweet talk her to do "the deed".. tell her to close her eyes. go run to the kitchen and get some tabasco sauce. and when she opens her eyes. BLAM. just poor it all over her face. seriously then she'll be putty in your hands.
     
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    DREDZ - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    I pretty sure if you tell her that you've been asking strangers on a message board for suggestions on how to please her and putting your business out like that, would make her very happy.
     
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    caL - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    dip your dick in choclate syrup
     
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    mr.yuck - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    Haha im clever.
     
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    Intangible - Replied Oct 18, 2003

    liberate her clit.
     
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