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HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL HAPPY

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CasperMigo, Oct 18, 2003.

  1. CasperMigo

    CasperMigo Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2003 Messages: 108 Likes Received: 0
    Listen everybody, I need some advice on how to make my girlfriend sweat and really like what she's getting. I also wanna know how to get her to give me head, cuz she always feels like throwing up and she always gags and shit. Please, I am open to any advice.
     
  2. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Damn, your screwed......If she gags, good..Let the bitch get used to having it shoved in her throat. That's the only way she'll ever get used to it..And buy her a flower or something, be nice for a minute...

    End.
     
  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Go gay. You obviously can't please women, maybe men are more your style.....
     
  4. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
  5. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    why are you asking other people for advice about this?

    you're obviously a young kid because i can see it in your sketches. anyway, different girls like different things. it's the thought that counts. remember that.

    and fuck that oral shit. if she can't handle it then oh well. a relationship is more than just oral sex.

    did you just hit puberty?
     
  6. deph

    deph New Jack

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^ this dudes right... fuck gaging do something else jesus that is the worst thing I've ever heard.

    p.s Carpet munching is a fast track to head. Plus you just rude if you don't.. or a PIMP.
     
  7. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    surprise her...eat her ass out
     
  8. Stomah

    Stomah Member

    Joined: Apr 5, 2003 Messages: 869 Likes Received: 0
    Have her eat a bag of cough drops all day before the oralness.
     
  9. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    burn in hell douchebag. you dont know anything. just die. fag.
     
  10. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    ^^she speaks for me:D
     
  11. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    I apologize for my previous post. okay here is what you do. when you sweet talk her to do "the deed".. tell her to close her eyes. go run to the kitchen and get some tabasco sauce. and when she opens her eyes. BLAM. just poor it all over her face. seriously then she'll be putty in your hands.
     
  12. DREDZ

    DREDZ Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 1,934 Likes Received: 0
    I pretty sure if you tell her that you've been asking strangers on a message board for suggestions on how to please her and putting your business out like that, would make her very happy.
     
  13. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    dip your dick in choclate syrup
     
  14. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Haha im clever.
     
  15. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
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