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icon20.gifHot Shit!

 

I just grabbed a copy of Clive Cussler's book Sahara and it says that

it's soon to be a major motion picture staring Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn

and.... Penelope Cruz. This movie has me more excited than a new Indiana Jones.

I think Matthew McConaughey is a perfect casting for a young Dirk Pitt.

 

icon21.gifNot Shit!

 

Scott Weiland needs to sit down. You are not Freddy Mercury or that guy from

The Darkness so please give it a rest and put your shirt back on.

I think I liked him better when he was heavily sedated. Hop back on the horse for the good of rock'n'roll ok?

 

icon20.gifHot Shit!

 

Old playboy photo books. Erotic nude photography can be amazing to see,

plus it gives me the tingles. Black and white, low light, with costumes. Damn!

 

icon21.gifNot Shit!

 

Internet smut is for twisted individuals. I dont know about the attraction to hardcore.

Seems like the men who would enjoy watching a woman get splaped

and spit on have some serious issues that will be the main reason they die alone.

 

icon20.gifHot Shit!

 

Free wifi floating around my house, waiting to connect me to the websternet.

 

icon21.gifNot Shit!

 

Having mixed feelings about jacking the web from a friend.

Well... consider us even for every retarded Hasslehoff joke email he's sent me.

 

 

< back to work >

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I got to this barber shop that has old pinup girls

from years and years ago all over the place. It's a trip

to see some old faded calendar girl who you know is really

damn old now. It's agreat place to be a dirty old man.

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Hot shit:

Monday Garage Sales. I picked up a Vacuum, a pull up/dip/push up/leg lift exercise stand/ four old "old export" beer mugs/an old school boom-box (its loud)/6 records (graceland, dylan, talking heads, prince...)/ and a old solid wood chest of drawers that needs just a little love... and had it all delivered for $57.

 

Not Shit:

painting....as in painting the inside of a house. worst shit EVER. next time i pick up some day-laborers for sure. wait maybe even to help me finish

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HOTSHIT:

 

Well though out tattoos.

My boy is getting this amazing sleve finished in with grape wines.

He's got one tat on his forarm that's the best looking beetle/scarab

thing I've every seen drawn. He says's it's to remind him that everyone has to push shit.

The grape vines are the payoff. That's why you push the shit uphill.

 

NOTSHIT:

 

Flash art off the walls.

Like how 3 years ago all the lesbians got celtic knots and now

they're all getting them covered up with 'traditional sailor pieces'.

I'd sport a Giant 'sailor piece' in a second if I could get one done.

his thing is just a little bit better than the rest.

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Hot: Swisha House mix tapes. I can't get enough.

 

Not: "Sorry we're not hiring you can put in an application though."

 

Hot: North American Auto Show. I got to sit in the driver's seat of a lot of nice cars I will never be able to afford.

 

Not: The fat fuck Hollister kid I saw at said show. Tight green hollister jacket, faded jeans resembled bell bottoms, those gay Assic shoes scensters sport, spiky hair, women's earings in both ears, and bright orange skin from the tanning saloon. Men who dress like this really bother me.

 

Hot: Taking walks.

 

Not: The fucking weather. I like cold weather but this 4 degree bullshit is frustrating me.

 

Hot: Being alive

 

Not: Insomnia.

 

Hot: New bowl from moondreams.net

 

Not: Not having any weed.

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Hot Shit: My band finally getting a good show. we haven't played a show in months

Not Shit: my fucking headaches that don't go away for days/weeks

Hot Shit: partying with some people i don't see often enough and taking hilarious photos

Not Shit: Ugly girls who get sloppy drunk and try to hook up with anything that is living

Hot Shit: My ungodly collection of mp3s

Not Shit: Getting sick AGAIN

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Originally posted by <KEY3>@Jan 18 2005, 02:07 PM

icon20.gifHot Shit!

 

I just grabbed a copy of Clive Cussler's book Sahara and it says that

it's soon to be a major motion picture staring Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn

and.... Penelope Cruz. This movie has me more excited than a new Indiana Jones.

I think Matthew McConaughey is a perfect casting for a young Dirk Pitt.

 

 

Not Shit!

 

The movie is being produced by Crusader Entertainment (now named Bristol Bay Productions), owned by Phillip Anschutz, a conservative christian billionaire who has openly stated that his concern is not the craft of filmmaking, but the message (read: shitty family-friendly movies). Furthermore, the company is in the midst of a legal battle against Clive Cussler himself, who, having first signed up as an executive producer, is now suing the company for breaching a contract that gave full script approval decisions to him. After coming up with a long series of shitty scripts, none of which were approved by Cussler, the company decided to go ahead on its own. In Cussler's own words: "It's no secret that I sued the producers because they went right ahead without my approval. All I can say is I don't know whose book they adapted, but it wasn't mine."

 

Also, the trailer looks dull as hell... except for the land yacht, which looks fucking awesome.

 

It's lowered my hopes a LOT. "Sahara" is my second favorite Dirk Pitt book (read em all, fave being "Cyclops") and I can't bear seeing it shat on.

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I heard Cussler is suing to the Tune of something like 10 million.

 

sahara01.jpg

 

oh damn.... I just found out it's Michael Isner's (Disney) son who is directing it despite never having done a feature before.

 

I just hope the gamble pays off.

I really dug Atlantis Found.

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HS:

 

kate bush: something good

utah saints: something good

 

expresso coffee

 

ranch 1 french fries w/ honey mustard sauce

 

vh1 classics show "the alternative"

 

autumn weather

 

anything by kool g rap

 

working on deto's black book while i'm on the clock at work

 

wow, the 2005 line from 1 serious threat :rolleyes2:

 

taking a piss first thing in the morning after waking up

 

the smell of krylon ultra flat black

 

 

NS:

 

reality tv

 

the flu i had over my vacation

 

my criminal record coming up in a background check and me not getting a job, that would have been cake, cause of it

 

people who smell

 

headcheese and p&p loaf

 

my debt

 

trim spa commercials

 

school starting tomorrow

 

american idol

 

starbucks

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 19 2005, 12:35 AM

hot shit: 35°c outside today

not shit: i'm at work

 

What he said.

 

Hot shit: a female drought, then 3 after you at once.

 

Not Shit: Car accidents.

 

Hot shit: nearly moving out into a great house.

 

Not Shit: Car accidents, delaying said move out.

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