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Hot Sauce or "Why We Love Pain"


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I love hot sauce. Years ago I despised hot food but in recent times I have developed a craving (bordering on becoming a fetish) for hot sauces with which to elevate my food to a painful yet stimulating experience.

 

I personally like the way I break out in a sweat and the mental challenge of "me versus this bastard hot sauce" Can i tough it out? Can i resist being a pussy and making for the water faucet?

 

Anyway, here are my personal favorites....

 

Sriracha

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If you're asian or you're into asian food....chances are Sriracha sits at your table. Has the power to turn any bowl of Pho or Ramen into a seething cauldron ot molten metal.

 

Tabsaco

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This is what i use to turn breakfast into a painful experience. I literally drown my eggs/omlettes in this stuff. If you don't like Tabasco, you should move back to Russia

 

Pain is Good

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This brand has a variety of tastes but so far I have only tried this one which is their garlic style hot sauce. Although pricey (around $8.00 a bottle), the rich garlic flavor combined with a napalm-like level of heat will make you beg for more (as well as setting fire to your sphincter on the way out.)

 

Post your hot sauces

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hmm... I'm not so sure about sauce, but I love green and red chile and hot ass salsa. Your colon gets used to it if you eat it all the time...

These are all local products.

http://www.southwesthotgifts.com/graphics/lg_sadies_salsa.jpg'> Sadies Salsa is from a local mexican restaurant in the valley. Their salsa is the hottest I've ever had (aside from some homemade salsa from a friend).

http://www.southwesthotgifts.com/graphics/bueno_56ozfgc.jpg'> Bueno Green Chile is probably some of the most common around here. Pretty hot, but Hatch Chile will toast you inside and out.

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mmmmmm i'm eatting SADIES SALSA right now... haha i brought a shit load when i moved for new mexico..i'm gonna have to call my friend to send me more..haha..

 

i miss green chile sooo much;[ and being able to get it on burgers and shit..;[

 

 

i love hot food..i've been eatting it since i was a child..i used to tell my parents "ssss... its hot..ssss...but its good..ssss" haha..since my mom and dad eat really hot... mmm i put it on everything..and i have about 25 diffirent hot sauces in our kitchen.. alot of homemade shit too..mmmmmmmm...

 

 

rawr.

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Originally posted by JohnnyHorton

hot (spicy) food is the best food in the world, hands down

i love that shit

but yo Lens, try milk to soothe the fire ... it works much better than water

thanks for the tip! We'll put it to the test when i get home from work and settle in for the traditional "post work quesadilla"

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you know whats funny about hot sauces and shit..well i dont know if this applys to everyone..i can keep on eatting and you know i'm dealing with the hot..but as soon as i stop eatting it..the hotness intensifys more..

 

someone told me why its addictive..i forgot why..hmm i'm so bored at work..maybe ill look itup..

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Originally posted by alure

someone told me why its addictive..i forgot why..hmm i'm so bored at work..maybe ill look itup..

Probably because of the endorphin rush one gets as a result of a painfully hot mouth perhaps?

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hey 455, did you mean dave:s insanity sauce? i:ve never heard of pete:s, so i could be wrong, but dave:s is the shit. has anyone ever got the hot sauce high? that shit is crazy, you start slurring your speech and sweating and you can:t think straight...it:s awesome.

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Originally posted by freeze

hey 455, did you mean dave:s insanity sauce? i:ve never heard of pete:s, so i could be wrong, but dave:s is the shit. has anyone ever got the hot sauce high? that shit is crazy, you start slurring your speech and sweating and you can:t think straight...it:s awesome.

 

 

yeah it's Dave's...fuck.....I haven't had that stuff in a few years......that shit is fuckin' intense....hahaha....one a funnier note, I was at a house party and they had some Dave's insanity sauce in the cupboard---and I waited until everyone had the "munchies" and mixed some Dave's with normal Tostitio salsa........I don't need to elaborate on what people were feeling like after that.....hahaha.

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

All I know is that New Mexico has a different breed of hotness.

 

And fuck VEGETARIAN BURRITOS..that's all..

 

And you call me a lightweight? Don't be such a pussy. Frontier chile isn't even the worst we've got...

 

:D

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