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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, Dec 26, 2001.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    1. Dont double hit my joint
    2.If you drink the last drop of Kool-Aid,
    please make another fucking pitcher.
    3.If youre going to make some Top Ramen,
    please wash your fucking dishes.
    4.If you going to piss, please AIM!
    5.If your bringin girls to my house,
    bring some for the rest of us, this aint a motel
    6.Dont mack on my honey, at MY party, in MY house
    7.Dont beat your hoe in MY crib
    6.Damn, Im high
    8.Dont backwash in my fif of yac
    9.Dont lip my joint, (you know what the fuck Im talking about)
    10.Dont tag on my shit (cereal boxes, lotion, colonge bottles)
    …yeah YOU!

    list em.
  2. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    motherfuckin call before you show the fuck up...
  3. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,493 Likes Received: 211
    LOL i feel'n yah on that
  4. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,493 Likes Received: 211
    put the toilet seat down when your done takin a piss, and make sure you clean up your spillage (them kids that don't know how to aim)
  5. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest


    Yeah bitch, call first. I might be busy. ;)
    Dont you hate it when they piss on
    the toilet paper, that some fool dropped
    on the floor. Or how about when they
    drop food, or ashes and say,
    "Oh" then just walk away. Man, clean that shit up.
    I live alone, but shit.
  6. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    eating my leftover microwaveable foodstuffs!?
    puking on my couch?!
    farting and not taking responsibility?!
    not pitching in on liquor for the night?!

    fuck that.
  7. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    Same shit…
    I keep a box of them Foster Farms Corn Dogs
    in my freezer for those hungry muthafuckas.
    Just dont touch my Remi, uh-uh, HANDS OFF!
  8. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    man... (everything that's been said PLUS)
    *tag my dumpsters and nothing else w/o asking
    *we pass to the left
    *vomit goes outside
    *cigarrettes go outside too
    *do not open closed doors
    *please don't ask to borrow shit
    *you do not decide the exception to the rule in my house.
  9. got tha feva

    got tha feva Guest

    When I have on my PJ's, teeths is brushed, face is washed and I'm konking out and not listening to a word you're saying, it means you were supposed to leave 30 minutes ago. Take a hint, don't make someone feel bad and kick you out.
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. serum

    serum Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 9, 2000 Messages: 4,200 Likes Received: 138
    motherfuckers that call and the first thing out of their mouth is "got any weed?" and if the reply is no they just call someone else.

    not taking off your shoes before you come in the house.

    stealing shit out of my fridge while i'm takin a piss.

    leavin shit stains in the toilet and not using the toilet brush

    thinking that its okay to use my toothbrush because you forgot yours.

    using 'my' phone to call 'your' hoes so that i have to get calls at 4 in the morning because my numbers on their caller id.

    asking to eat my food when you never give me food when i'm at your crib.

    asking to borrow things when you've never returned what i lent you already

    ask if you can come over and show up 10 heads deep and i have to be the ass to tell everyone fuck no.

    people that bring over shit beer and then ask if they can trade me for a guinness.
  12. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    ~People complaining because all i have in the fridge is natty light...fuck you trick, drink it.
    ~People bringing over loud girls, esp loud drunken girls...
    ~People getting drunk and crashing in your bed; esp when i have my girl around, this equals automatic broomsticking to the dome piece.
    ~People who come over and talk shit to friends or housemates...
    ~Never come over and ask for anything of value to borrow...
    ~Computers are off limits, and if you do use it with permission, shut the fucker off when your done..
    ~Spray the lsycol when your done shittin!
    and last but not least...
    IF YOU WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE< REWIND THAT SHIT or TURN OFF THE DVD PLAYER!!..im usually too high or drunk to want to sit there for 10 min while that shit rewinds..or try and figure out why the television isnt working..
  13. graffitiSUX

    graffitiSUX Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 1,659 Likes Received: 0
    the contents of my fridge/cupboards are NOT free samples.


    damn i need to post these on my fridge. my friends would probably never come back...once i woke up to my t.v. with a meanstreak tag on it "as a joke" and heard " dont worry you can scrape it off" as he drank my last beer.
  15. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 1
    It's been awhile since I have had a need for rules such as these, but let's see if I can remember any.

    I'f I've told you once I think your hoes a bitch, don't bring her around again unless she needs her ass beat.

    Don't come to my house if the cops are still chasing you.

    If you spill it, clean it up.

    Do not break open glo sticks in my living room in the middle of the night forcing me to vacuum in the dark at 3 am.

    If you tell me you are coming over, call me if your plans change.

    If you expect to eat my food, watch my tv, play my video games, etc. ... you had better bring some type of intoxicant.

    If you break it you buy it.