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Homer Simpson Random Quote Generator

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Mar 30, 2002.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

    "Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will... "

    "This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit."

    "Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!"

    "Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!"

    " Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
     
  2. platapie

    platapie Guest

    hahaha oh man thank you.
     
  3. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

  4. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    "I have misplaced my pants."
     
  5. NATO

    NATO Guest

    "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."

    this is the best website i have seen in years. props.
     
  6. skcum pfhukr

    skcum pfhukr Guest

    ''i cant believe i ate the whole thing''
    ''marge we need more chocolate strawberry vanilla ice cream''
    ''i haven't seen a water bong in years''
    greatest sitcom ever
     
  7. skcum pfhukr

    skcum pfhukr Guest

  8. ceasroni

    ceasroni Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 314 Likes Received: 0
    " If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers... "

    "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk! "

    "Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish. "

    "Alright Brain...Its all up to you"

    HAHAHAHHAA..greatest show ever made..!!!
     
  9. your all gay

    your all gay New Jack

    Joined: Mar 27, 2002 Messages: 79 Likes Received: 0
    "Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk"
    "If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything"
    "Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
    " Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand "



    seriously the best show ever created.
     
  10. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 2,286 Likes Received: 0
    Off the top of my head.......

    "There's the right way the wrong way and the max powers way. Whats the max powers way? The wrong way, BUT FASTER"

    "Max powers doesn't snuggle, you strap yourself in and feel the G'S"

    "I'm not running for Jesus"

    "Oh they have the internet on computers now"
     
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    I don't need some computer to do that for me...



    Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

    Before I started working here, I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was

    So... white guys have names like 'Lenny' while black guys have names like 'Carl'

    Mmmmm... sacralicious
     
  12. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    "ahhhhhhh forbidden donut"
     
  13. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

    Mmmm...Forbidden donut

    Alright Brain...Its all up to you
     
  14. HELLSATAN

    HELLSATAN Guest

    "The first step towards losing is trying"
    thats the funniest sheeot
     
  15. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers

    ahaha
     
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