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Homer Simpson Random Quote Generator

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Mar 30, 2002.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    Homer Simpson Random Quote Generator

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Mar 30, 2002

    http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

    "Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will... "

    "This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit."

    "Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!"

    "Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!"

    " Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
     
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  2. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Mar 30, 2002

    hahaha oh man thank you.
     
  3. greedy mars

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    greedy mars - Replied Mar 30, 2002

    good stuff
     
  4. -Rage-

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    -Rage- - Replied Mar 30, 2002

    "I have misplaced my pants."
     
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  5. NATO

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    NATO - Replied Mar 30, 2002

    "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."

    this is the best website i have seen in years. props.
     
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    skcum pfhukr - Replied Mar 30, 2002

    ''i cant believe i ate the whole thing''
    ''marge we need more chocolate strawberry vanilla ice cream''
    ''i haven't seen a water bong in years''
    greatest sitcom ever
     
  7. skcum pfhukr

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    skcum pfhukr - Replied Mar 30, 2002

    i meant thumbs up

    te
     
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    ceasroni - Replied Mar 31, 2002

    " If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers... "

    "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk! "

    "Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish. "

    "Alright Brain...Its all up to you"

    HAHAHAHHAA..greatest show ever made..!!!
     
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  9. your all gay

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    your all gay - Replied Mar 31, 2002

    "Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk"
    "If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything"
    "Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
    " Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand "



    seriously the best show ever created.
     
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  10. George Dubyah Bush

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    George Dubyah Bush - Replied Mar 31, 2002

    Off the top of my head.......

    "There's the right way the wrong way and the max powers way. Whats the max powers way? The wrong way, BUT FASTER"

    "Max powers doesn't snuggle, you strap yourself in and feel the G'S"

    "I'm not running for Jesus"

    "Oh they have the internet on computers now"
     
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    Smart - Replied Mar 31, 2002

    I don't need some computer to do that for me...



    Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

    Before I started working here, I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was

    So... white guys have names like 'Lenny' while black guys have names like 'Carl'

    Mmmmm... sacralicious
     
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    REGULATOR - Replied Mar 31, 2002

    "ahhhhhhh forbidden donut"
     
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    Vanity - Replied Mar 31, 2002

    I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

    Mmmm...Forbidden donut

    Alright Brain...Its all up to you
     
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    HELLSATAN - Replied Mar 31, 2002

    "The first step towards losing is trying"
    thats the funniest sheeot
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Mar 31, 2002

    The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers

    ahaha
     
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