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homeless for life

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by apedrape, May 21, 2001.

  1. apedrape

    apedrape Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 26, 2001 Messages: 248 Likes Received: 0
    i just pretty much got kicked out of this girls house that i was staying at, because i wont be her fuckin boyfriend. i have about a month until i get a place with a friend. any ideas on cheap temporary shit until then?

    keepin it fake.
     
  2. jungle cat

    jungle cat Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2000 Messages: 3,453 Likes Received: 0
    pretend to go out with the bitch.

    or be homeless.. im about to get kciked out of my house.. since im 17 they have legal rights to my car.. they decided they are going to keep that... so.. im basically going to be a fucking bum.. because i wont do exactly what they want me to do with my life.. because.. according to them. money is everything.. and it doesnt matter how miserable you are (i just quit a job that paid 8.50 [which is good for my age]) and now they hate me for it. great.


    im hoarding all the food i can now.

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    yes.. yes i am.
     
  3. SleepOnIt

    SleepOnIt Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2001 Messages: 1,704 Likes Received: 0
    word ...put it to her ...get in that shit... and then when you get the place... dump her and take all of her stuff. it will be funny, trust me.
     
  4. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    you could always find a place to squat for a month or if you really wanna fuck your parents over go to teh police and tell them youve been disowned...they cant legally do it if your only 17.
     
  5. EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!:

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    cheep too

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    I'm not your average honky, raised by a pack of retarded donkies...
     
  6. jojoo13

    jojoo13 Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2000 Messages: 3,582 Likes Received: 0
    here have a dolla in fact naw brotha man here have two 2 dollas meens a snack for me but it meens a big deal to you

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    no no NO not BZEE....BZ
    ={(____) <---i luv this stuff!!!
     
  7. Lazy Gringo

    Lazy Gringo New Jack

    Joined: Jul 3, 2000 Messages: 9 Likes Received: 0
    LOL! [​IMG]
     
  8. apedrape

    apedrape Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 26, 2001 Messages: 248 Likes Received: 0

    believe me, i have been doing that, but karmas a bitch... besides, i think of smashing my face into the wall every time i hear her voice... kill me now!!

    anyhoo, thanks fo de advice son!!
     
  9. GENERALHOLTZ

    GENERALHOLTZ New Jack

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 20 Likes Received: 0
    the general lives in a fortress
     
  10. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Is the chick hot?? IF she is hot, or at leask ok looking, Just live there and constantly fuck her. And if you hear her annoying voice just stick your dick in her mouth.
     
  11. drewWrite

    drewWrite Guest

    i had a friend that used to fuck this girl for a place to stay. one day she demanded sex, and he didn't want to so she threw him out. after a month of sleeping in his car, he said regretfully "i shoulda just fucked the bitch". learn from my friend. it's not like you'll be able to get a better girlfriend if you're homeless. if those were my two options, i'd pick having a girlfriend, if i liked her or not.
     
  12. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
  13. hooliganz

    hooliganz Member

    Joined: Mar 30, 2001 Messages: 794 Likes Received: 0
    hostels..sqauts..bridges...nice patches of woods wit a tent..and dont forget to hit up eevry freind you`ve ever had..ahh the adventures of being homeless...have fun and keep the scabies away
     
  14. yel 2k

    yel 2k Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 21, 2000 Messages: 1,222 Likes Received: 0
    basically to be blunt your fuckt just bang her
     
  15. willy_wonka

    willy_wonka Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2001 Messages: 390 Likes Received: 0
    lick her clit!!!!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> become that womans peice of meat...make her lose that weight,,turn her into a tweaker,,and after its all over after you asked her to marry you...dig out and call her mother and tell her about her drug problem,..,.,,

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    "there is no life I know that compares with pure imagination.."
     
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