fatbastard Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 if your starting to get pimples an Application of fresh mint juice over face every night cures pimples and prevents dryness of the skin OR Mix equal amounts of lemon juice and rose water. Apply on face and keep for 1/2 hour. 15-20 days of this application helps cure pimples and also removes blemishes and scars OR A couple of garlic cloves, crushed and rubbed on the face 1-2 times a day OR Apply fresh lemon juice on the affected area overnight. Wash off with warm water next morning. For acne that hasn't seemed to respond to anything: Use 2-3 tsp. dried basil leaves to 1 cup boiling water. Steep 10-20 minutes. Cool, and apply with cotton ball. and man, if you have smelly feet Soak feet in strong tea for 20 minutes every day until the smell disappears. To prepare your footbath, brew two tea bags in 2 1/2 cups of water for 15 minutes and pour the tea into a basin containing two litres of cool water. also if you get toothaches make a tea by boiling 5 grams of fresh peppermint in 1 cup water and adding a little salt. Peppermint is an antiseptic and contains menthol, which relieves pain when applied to skin surfaces anyone have any home remedys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 shave your pubes...use babypowder..your balls will feel oh so nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 if you cut yourself so bad that you might need stiches, fuck the emergency room... clean that wound out with soap and wate and alcohol, then suture the wound with SuperGlue. If you feel sick to your stomach, cross your arms and press your thumbs against the insides of your forearms about halfway up, believe and you will be relieved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 lol..thats great..press asprine against beestings if a pitbull has its grip on you or anyother dog at that..jam your finger in its ear and watch it die!! i heard shit can make your hair grow back, but it must be your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka l i heard shit can make your hair grow back, but it must be your own. some minor celebrity, I guess a comedian, though not really funny... Loudon Wainwright III once told the story of how he and his brother had used 'early morning urine' to treat their growing baldness... needless to say, he was more bald when he told the story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 i'll just whip out some of my handy dandy fresh mint juice then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 before you sit down for a shit, throw a wad of toilet paper in the bowl. no more ass-spalsh. not really a home remedy, more a tip for modern living. works all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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