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no.. it will be rented.

I am not rich, but I do have

a decent job that pays....

 

PAYS FOR ME TO PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR!

 

Please Believe I am bookmarking every page on Margarita Machines.

I will NOT fuck up these drinks. No way, no how.

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Do you have any idea of the sheer amount of drunkeness that can spew forth from those spouts?

 

That thing is a fucking MONSTER... it's like the Alien Queen that breeds little margarita facehuggers that infect everyone and before you know it, there's monsters all over the place with tequila for blood.

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I was reading the mixing instructions and it says something like a gallon of tequilla.

 

mmm.... tequilla by the gallon!

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Originally posted by Vanity

what's the diff between a margarita and a slurpee?

 

booze.

that's the only difference.

You what a slurpee... go to the 7-11.

You want a Squishee... got to the Quickie-Mart

 

you want booze... come to my pad!

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Originally posted by MANIK DEK

margaritas that i make are always 90% alcohol and 10% flavor............thats a mans drink

 

Well technically, regardless of contained wallop, no margarita is a man's drink for a variety of reasons, most important being A) they're fruity, and B) they're named after a flower.

 

But you can do your best to make it butch dyke enough, and they'll still kick your ass regardless.

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FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

:heated: :heated: :heated: :heated: :heated: :heated:

 

I'm on the phone with the guy... do the whole fucking process...

then he says "wait.. let me see if it's available"

 

some fuckers already booked it!!#$@!%!$#%

 

now I need to find another rental place.

BITCHES!

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That is some fucking bullshit dude. There's still options available right?

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now I'm calling every rental place in the city.

 

GGGRRRRR.......

 

I'm not going back to the oldfashioned way of using blenders!!!!!

 

fuck!

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please... my partiy will not be lame!!!

 

and it's not this weekend.

You dont think I'd try to rent a slush

machine the day before a party do you?

 

*update

 

<<<<<< I found another dealer and am waiting for a call back.

 

fingers crossed.

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I already have a damn blender....

 

I just dont want to have to keep making drinks all day

whe nit's so eay to just pull the lever and out pops a margarita facehugger.

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post a link for me.

 

I have a decent blender but it's nothing super slick.

 

is it like this? (minus the fruit)

 

newsmoothieblend_lg.gif

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