GucciCondom Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Bugging people out by saying completely wacked out shit. :lol: fetuses: smoke my asshole you fucking nigger benecide: that is impossible fetuses: cut my asshole out pack it in a bong and roast it with a torch benecide: o ok benecide: im sorry fetuses: yeah bitchass twatfuck benecide: u r mad fetuses: tongue my sweaty balls benecide: eww fetuses: and compliment me on the divine taste of my nut sweat benecide: your fucking sick fetuses: tell me how its aged to perfection and all tha rappers should drop the cristal and chug my nut sweat IN DA CLUB fetuses: yahmsayin benecide: yeah leave me alone your a fuckign crack head! fetuses: word is bondage, i hustle yo-yos..u want one benecide: what? fetuses: 25 for a duncan, 45 for a yomega, 150 for a kettlecon 3000gt spinmaster fetuses: which will it be benecide: you decide fetuses: well ill give you the kettlecon 3000gt spinmaster so i can get a lot of loot..im thinking of buying a chocolate french fry dispenser fetuses: and setting it up in a subway tunnel benecide: donnez-moi un chocolat sil vous plait fetuses: yeah yeah man word french pussy smells like tar fetuses: u kno the black tar fetuses: i have some on my street fetuses: it looks neat sometimes i like to draw in my coloring book and look at it benecide: ok your not making any goddamn sence! leave me the fuck alone or tell me who you really are! fetuses: it inspires me to draw neato futuristic fire engines with built in tin-foil rolls fetuses: u know benecide: ok im giving you one last chance to shut the fuck up fetuses: would you be mad if i stuck a machette in your mothers asshole and then made her snort lines of anthrax? benecide: ok that is it! my dad is a u.s marshall and i am going to get him to trak you down and give your ass a licken when he gets through with u u'll be wishing you never heard of aol fetuses: hes gonna lick my asshole? benecide: ok thats it im going to call him right now hes in singapore i know the number there fetuses: yeah you do that call him in fucking singapore and tell him to over-night ship me an ass-licking benecide: im calling right now, he said he'll trace your address and come get you for threats fetuses: yeah ok hes going to trace my shit from singapore hahahha and why the fuck is he even in singapore? benecide: becuz hes fighting sadam hoosain fetuses: hahahahaha you are ONE DUMB FUCK ___then he signed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 i lack the motivation to read that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 7, 2003 Author Share Posted December 7, 2003 its pretty silly..maybe jus cus im a lil drunk..but oh-well..more are in the process :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by GucciCondom fetuses: yeah you do that call him in fucking singapore and tell him to over-night ship me an ass-licking benecide: becuz hes fighting sadam hoosain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Haha. That fools daddy is gonna lick your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 TURBO FAGGOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 7, 2003 Author Share Posted December 7, 2003 fetuses: christina bOiNk 34 x: yo fetuses: whats up with that blowjob bOiNk 34 x: huh fetuses: you know..remember you said you would lube up my dick with chocolate syrup and suck that shit like you were jenna jameson fetuses: then you said i could stick an apricot up your ass bOiNk 34 x: ewwww fetuses: whats wrong bOiNk 34 x: ur qorss bOiNk 34 x: qross fetuses: qross..what the fucks that bOiNk 34 x: shut the fuck up fetuses: aw i'm sorry did the blow to your "internet ebonics" hit a little close to home bOiNk 34 x: umm naw bOiNk 34 x: fuCc yu fetuses: you fucking slut..your the type of bitch i make eat out my sweaty dingle-berried up asshole bOiNk 34 x: u wont make me do shit fetuses: oh really bOiNk 34 x: ya really dumb ass fetuses: does your mom want to join in on the fun too? i think i got an extra apricot somewhere fetuses: answer me when i speak to you, you dumb bitch bOiNk 34 x: iite im blockin u fetuses: yeah you scared little hoe bOiNk 34 x: im a liddle hoe bOiNk 34 x: and i aint scared fetuses: so whats up with that blow job then bOiNk 34 x: what blow job fetuses: the one your supposed to give me bOiNk 34 x: umm never said i was gonna fetuses: well your going to anyway..when should i be over bOiNk 34 x: uummm neva fetuses: nothing a couple qualudes and a case of corona cant handle bOiNk 34 x: block fetuses: aight christina..i know where you live ill be over for my blowjob soon honey..make sure your pussys shaved nice for me too Previous message was not received by bOiNk 34 x because of error: User bOiNk 34 x is not available. feel free to fuck with these people.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 CORONA'S ARE GOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 your randomness is pretty lame and un-funny :( it started off okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 7, 2003 Author Share Posted December 7, 2003 fucking with the baby-blue fubu rocking whiteman whos intimidated by blacks. tried my best to sound like a ghetto man hah fetuses: bitchass nigga why u fuckin with my mans Jus1357: who da fuck ya man fetuses: ima catch you comin out ya fuckin house mothafucka fetuses: chilled out in the bushes and shit then... fetuses: BLAOW! fetuses: mothafuckin brains paintin the sky fetuses: so whats up u gonna say somethin fetuses: yeah you shook ass pussy Jus1357: naw im talkin to ma grl on da phone why u cumin at me man i aint did nothin fetuses: yeah lil white boy tryna front..watch when me n my nigga terrel run through your crib fetuses: you gonna be cryin like tha lil bitch you are Jus1357: man chill the fugg out i dun want no beef fetuses: yeah let roll through yo' burbs fetuses: fuckin punk fetuses: gonna teach you how to act like a white boy..suckin on daddys big ol black cock mothafucka fetuses: get yo shit pushed in mothafucka Jus1357: dude man i dont want any trouble im sorry for real Jus1357: please just dont come my mom would be so mad fetuses: foo its too late for that im comin wigger Jus1357: please i wont act like a wigger anymore fetuses: ahahaha mothafucka this shits inevitable..ima be there one day watch yo back ___then i got blocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 7, 2003 Author Share Posted December 7, 2003 fetuses: pudgey bastard AJFang: y u im me i dun know u fetuses: shut your fucking pie hole AJFang: how u get my s/n fetuses: the jenny craig message boards AJFang: what? fetuses: yeah you heard me you fucking fat bastard, eat shit and die fetuses: you prolly would if it was glazed shit or something with some sprinkels AJFang: your gay man AJFang: leave me alone fetuses: you need to leave the computer alone and go jog around the fuckin block a few million times..you fucking gigantic fuck __then he blocked me..but this shit was funny due to the fact that i know who he is and how monsterously obese he is and how sad he probably is right now :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cam Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 the second last one was slightly amusing because the kid was so scared. other than that . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 7, 2003 Author Share Posted December 7, 2003 And until i get some more i'll leave you with a fucking funny prank calling story....Please read cus i think its pretty wild So we're all drunk and shit me and my boy. We're looking in the phone book for a fucked up name to call and since the print is so small I see this shit called "Virgin Butts" which later turns out to be Virgil Butts. So anyways we're all psyched on calling Virgin Butts. I call the shit and its this black man with a deep voice. So here goes the convo for as much as I can remember. Me:-you got a fucked up name dude that shits crazy you bastard Him:-whos this? Me:-your name is soooooooo incredibly fucked up Him:-whos this? this patty? Me:-(turns on a little more of a female voice..came off sounding like a puerto rican girl) yeah baybayyy this is patty Him:-oh shit girl how you doin Me:-oh im doin reallll good Him:-yeah sound like you doin a lil partyin over there Me:-yeah jus me n my girls you know kickin it Him:-yeah so why aint u called me Me:-oh im sorry hunny i forgot..but i'm tryna fuck Him:-(laughs) well that can be arranged baby Me:-yayyyyy give it to me Him:-yeah girl well listen i got work tomarrow but i can come through tomarrow night see whats poppin why dont u give me a call back Me:-aight baby ill hit you up Him:-yeah round 7 Me:-aight honey c yaaaa __click__ ok so its the next night and we're chillen at this one spot all bored and im like oh shit lets call virgil back..so we do and we convince him that WERE OUT BACK OF THE LOCAL HIGHSCHOOL DRINKING WITH UNDERAGE KIDS AND NEED HIM TO PICK US UP..so we give him directions and hes serious as shit about coming to get us so i was like can you pick up a case of beer because i was drinking all these kids beer and dont have money for them and hes like alright! so we're all like holy shitttt rollin around laughin and we run down to outback of the highschool. so we're sittin there for like half an hour and shit and we're all thinkin he aint gonna show when all the sudden we see a car comin. so this car comes up its a fucking beat up buick with plastic spinner and it stops. this bulky black man gets out..hes all ghetto lookin with gold fronts and shit! and a wild untaimed afro. so he asks if we were with "a 30 year old puerto rican lady named patty" :lol: so we said yeah and that she rolled up to the pathmark for some cigarettes. so he asked if the beer was for us and we said yeah. so he leaves us with a case of RED DOG beer. then he says "you know you shouldnt be talkin to me you dont know who i am i could pull out a gat and start blastin all of yall and you wouldnt know what happened" and then he rolled out to go pick up patty. So we ran the fuck off with the beer and just laughed our asses off the rest of the night at how crazy that shit was. If anyone wants this guys number ill post it here edited* for unwanted smileys that strangely popped up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 whigger one was good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 7, 2003 Author Share Posted December 7, 2003 does koolaid make your nutsack shrivel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by GucciCondom Jus1357: please i wont act like a wigger anymore Haha...thats funny, and tempting to turn into a Tease joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by GucciCondom Jus1357: please just dont come my mom would be so mad bwahahaha!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 where did you find those screennames? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR does caffiene make you depressed? heck no look at me sucka...:spin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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