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Holy moley...Lens almost got a DUI!!!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Apr 15, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Dude, me and my boy were coming back from the bar tonight here in (blank). We rolled next to a carload of pretty young chicks and i say to myself "nothing better than peeling out to impress some hotties"


    Yeah, good move asshole....no sooner said than done, yours truly gets pulled over.

    License...registration, anything to drink tonight?

    No sir, I'm the designated driver

    Long story short, i had 3 whioskey sours, two beers and a screwdriver....the cop comes back, gives me a warning and I say "sorry officer, i was just trying to impress some cute girls" to which the cops laughs and says "Ha ha ha ha, I was young once too ya know. Drive safe"

    Dude, seriously, my life could have been fucking ruined tonight but it wasn't

    Once again, big Lens spits in the face of the system and laughs
  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
  3. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    horse shoes and hand grenades Lens.

    ive had that 'almost' many a time
    its not like i was ever shit faced driving around
    but i sure as hell know ive wouldnt pass a breathalizer

    count your blessings and dont waste your rubber
  4. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    "Aiyyo LENS dat wuz fucked up mah nigga. Da po-po didn't like seein' a brotha drivin through a nice neighborhood in a nice car so dey was trynna hate. You should've beat dat nigga's ass LENS!"
  5. hotshot

    hotshot New Jack

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 71 Likes Received: 0
  6. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    you're lucky man ... you don't want a dui

    i got one about a month ago & i've already put in about a grand in legal fee's. not to mention the utter hell my life has been now that i can't drive ...
  7. Mr Rad Pants

    Mr Rad Pants Member

    Joined: Jan 4, 2004 Messages: 259 Likes Received: 0
    peeling out impresses girls? will this work in my moms car or should i put flames and racing stripes on it to make me look like a 100% badass?
  8. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    you should have got a DUI
    people that get in their cars and drive after they've been drinking are assholes
    you're a retard, show some class, get in a cab and get your car the next morning ... you spent at least $50 on drinks you couldn't swing another 10-15 for a cab ride?

    I hope you do this shit again and smash a pole
  9. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    no beef lens but I agree with Mr rad pants and Johnny horton to some degree.

    Ive seen way too many fuck heads drink and drive here, not too mention one who I knew that smashed head on into a car since she was driving on the wrong side of the road. drunk murder.
  10. hotshot

    hotshot New Jack

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 71 Likes Received: 0
    this guy has,(or had) a bottle.

  11. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    Yeah its fun until you and your best friend flip over at 90 miles an hour (impressing girls in your case) and you wake up as they cover up your best friend with a sheet..

    RIP Kav.. I love you man..
  12. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
  13. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    oooooo ALMOST!!!

    be careful lens.
  14. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    To repeat Mr Rad Pants, peeling out impresses girls? I've always been under the impression that girls say "what a tool" when someone peels out next to them.
  15. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I cringe every time I nail it and my tires break loose.

    women just naturally inspire stupidity.

    one time in college I rode my motorcycle past the sorority houses to check out all the dirty sluts. the bitch in front of me stopped to talk to her girlfriends going the the other way. this effectively blocked off the road. I waited for a bit then got pissed. I decided to nail it and go in between the cars. As I did that...I got a bit overzealous and lifted the front wheel off the ground. No biggie...as I did that I looked right to see a cop car coming up a street perpendicular to the one I was on, just as I was setting the front wheel back down. The streets were kinda wet...so running was out of the question. He flipped cherries and I reluctantly pulled over and waited for my ticket. The cop was actually cool and gave me a warning. He mentioned how easily I could have lost him on the bike. I just laughed and said...man...to be perfectly honest...it popped in my head for a second.