mental invalid Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 taking the day off tomorrow gals and gents, have a lovely weekend, and keep looking at stars. Free Will Astrology horoscopes for week of March 18, 2004 Aries (March 21-April 19) For too long, grace has eluded you; you have had to fight your way through life. But now your luck is about to turn; your soul will get the refreshment it needs. To celebrate, imagine you're the one speaking in this poem by Theodore Roethke: "Near the rose, in this grove of sun-parched, wind-warped madrones Among the half-dead trees, I came upon the true ease of myself, As if another person appeared out of the depths of my being, And I stood outside myself, Beyond becoming and perishing. A something wholly other, As if I swayed out on the wildest wave alive, And yet was still. And I rejoiced in being what I was." Taurus (April 20-May 20) In the first Matrix movie, the central character, Thomas "Neo" Anderson, gradually begins to suspect that his entire understanding of reality is a delusion. At a key moment, a mysterious ally named Morpheus offers him a choice between two pills. If Neo takes the red pill, Morpheus tells him, he will be able to see the truth he has been blind to. If he swallows the blue pill, he will sink comfortably back into the lie he has been living. I see the coming weeks as a comparable turning point for you, Taurus. Which will it be, the red pill or the blue pill? Gemini (May 21-June 20) I'll tell you a little cosmic secret, Gemini. One of the best ways to stay on top -- which is where you are now, right? -- is to keep paying homage to the bottom. So as you harvest your good fortune in the coming weeks, I suggest you express your gratitude for the painful experiences that have taught you how to thrive. While basking in the glow of people's praise and attention, recall the parts of you that are still unripe. When you come home after a day of radiant success, take out the garbage. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Last century, Walt Disney coined a word for the inventive engineers who designed the rides and attractions for Disneyland: imagineers. In anticipation of the creativity I expect will flow through you this week, Cancerian, I'm going to describe you, too, as an imagineer. It's not that I expect you to literally invent a radical new variation on a roller coaster or anything. But there's a good chance you'll come up with brilliant innovations in the way you have fun. Leo (July 23-August 22) What's the best way to get yourself in sync with the plans that the Goddess has for you? Follow poet Robert Bly's admonition to "poke holes in your habits." Here are a few suggestions to get you started. Strike up a conversation with a person you'd normally ignore. Write with your non-dominant hand. Try a food you've never tasted. Sprinkle seldom-used words like "sublime," "curiosity," and "reverence" into your conversation. Walk backwards now and then. Slap a crafty grin on your face and wish for something impossible. Virgo (August 23-September 22) Don't sit there passively, Virgo, hoping that fate will be nice to you. Be aggressive about cultivating good fortune. Drum up and track down the lucky breaks you need. To get you in the mood, I've infused the rest of this horoscope with subliminal suggestions that are scientifically formulated to make you a magnet for favors and synchronicities. (Combustion luster verve blaze.) They will set in motion shifts in your inner chemistry that will help other people see how beautiful you are. (Luminous flourish lucid mojo.) Soon you'll be tuning in to evidence that life is actually conspiring for you to succeed. (Lightning splendor wake-up fuel.) Libra (September 23-October 22) I'm always on the lookout for real heroes. Not the celebrities, athletes, and other fake heroes endlessly hyped by the mainstream media, but brave innovators who show courageous flair in standing up for what's right. The good news is that I recently located an actual hero, and he's a Libra. It's Gavin Newsom, mayor of San Francisco, a Rosa Parks-like figure in the crusade to extend a full array of civil liberties to gays. In his calm fight for fairness, in his skillful use of logic to deal with emotionally charged issues, and in his artful approach to breaking an absurd taboo against joy and passion, he has embodied the highest expression of your sign's potentials. I recommend that you imitate his approach in your own sphere during the coming weeks. Scorpio (October 23-November 21) In his book, America As Empire: Global Leader or Rogue Power?, Jim Garrison says America has changed from being a republic to an imperial empire. If you're liberal, you hate this development, and if you're conservative, you like it; but in any case, the deed is done. The genie won't go back into the bottle. The question now is, how will America wield its global power? Will it be a bully using brute force to serve its narrow economic aims? Or will it be a gracious sovereign, leading a movement to bring democracy and freedom to every corner of the globe? In my view, Scorpio, you're facing a small-scale version of this dilemma in your personal sphere. How will you handle the weighty responsibilities that accompany your increasing clout? Will you mostly indulge your selfish interests, or will you work for the good of all? Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) It took six years for Mark Salzman to write his novel, Lying Awake. When it was done, he told the "New Yorker" about the tortures he'd put himself through as he fought against writer's block. During one stretch, he shut out distracting sounds by wrapping a towel around his head. To discourage his cats from crawling on his lap as he wrote, he covered his lower body with aluminum foil. But nothing worked until he fled to a quiet cabin in the woods. "It was like waking from a bad dream," he said, "-- the removal of all the reminders of art as a profession, as a way of making money or gaining a reputation. The book wrote itself in five weeks." I suspect that after enduring a period akin to Salzman's arduous warm-up, Sagittarius, you're about to have a cathartic five-week breakthrough of your own. Capricorn (December 22-January 19) Your imminent future reminds me of the archaeologists in Scotland who celebrated when they thought they found the remains of a ninth-century Viking village. Upon further review, however, they realized it was actually the site of a suburban patio from the 1940s. Like them, Capricorn, you will probably be disappointed in your initial forays into the mysterious depths; what you unearth will rouse hopes that are quickly dashed. Unlike the archaeologists, though, you will eventually locate treasure lying beneath the discredited discovery -- if you keep digging, that is. Aquarius (January 20- February 18) "Be born into the right family. Choose your chromosomes wisely." So begins a list in which Aquarian heiress Paris Hilton details her secrets of success. "Develop a way of entering a room that looks almost royal -- but NOT snobby," she continues. "Never have only one cell phone when you can have many. Eat only the worst junk food or the most fabulous food there is, but nothing in between. Only sleep in Egyptian cotton sheets with a 400 to 600 thread count." I offer you these definitions, Aquarius, in the hope that they'll inspire you to compose your own list. It's an ideal time for you to get very specific about how you plan to achieve happiness and fulfillment. Pisces (February 19-March 20) It's check-in time, Pisces. What progress have you been making in your work on this year's major assignment? As I suggested last December, 2004 will be prime time for learning much, much more about the arts of intimacy. So have you been shedding bad habits and unripe attitudes that in the past interfered with your ability to get the closeness you want? Have you sought teaching from experts who are wise about relationships? Have you vowed to seek unions only with emotionally intelligent people who take responsibility for their own darkness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 deto/grinin' and wishin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 huh....so i'm an imagineer am i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 *believe* Thanks Roe! Have a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 so basically, use intellectual warfare. werd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Increasing clout. If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest j Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid taking the day off tomorrow hey, same here bro. enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 My school is like in some championship thing, so they are givin us tomorrow off to go to the game... but fuck that, im skatin all day and gettin blow when im to tird to skate anymore:yum: . Happy 3day weekend to me!:king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 i have spring break this week, wahoo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 18, 2004 Author Share Posted March 18, 2004 taking out the garbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid taking out the garbage god you are lucky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest j Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid taking out the garbage very relevant.. "sweeping up".. steveaustin swonkhttp://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid Scorpio (October 23-November 21) In his book, America As Empire: Global Leader or Rogue Power?, Jim Garrison says America has changed from being a republic to an imperial empire. If you're liberal, you hate this development, and if you're conservative, you like it; but in any case, the deed is done. The genie won't go back into the bottle. The question now is, how will America wield its global power? Will it be a bully using brute force to serve its narrow economic aims? Or will it be a gracious sovereign, leading a movement to bring democracy and freedom to every corner of the globe? In my view, Scorpio, you're facing a small-scale version of this dilemma in your personal sphere. How will you handle the weighty responsibilities that accompany your increasing clout? Will you mostly indulge your selfish interests, or will you work for the good of all? clout? me? nah. if i did have it...i will work for the good of all. i'm def not selfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by j very relevant.. "sweeping up".. steveaustin swonkhttp://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> ha-ha...yes I do. I've got a secret mission tonight...maybe I can be a hero. If all goes well...I'll relate it tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 dude. the cosmos did not come through for me with a bunch of good shit like it said it would last week. punkasscosmos. i do have a 3 day weekend though. lookout sf!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 ^^yoooooo. i'm free saturday night....what chu up to? i guess no lunch date eh? dinner date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid Gemini (May 21-June 20) So as you harvest your good fortune in the coming weeks, I suggest you express your gratitude for the painful experiences that have taught you how to thrive. While basking in the glow of people's praise and attention, recall the parts of you that are still unripe. When you come home after a day of radiant success, take out the garbage. eerily enough, tonight is garbage night. whoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by DETO deto/grinin' and wishin' Hells yeah. This is gonna be a good weekend full of crafty smiles like Im up to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 So I'm supposed to be able to maintain my current position by taking out the garbage? Hmm... Sometimes I think Rob is more entertaining than helpful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 i am hoping to get a paid snow day tomorrow. yaaaaay 3 day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afraidoflife Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 I'm diggin' the 3 day as well..except it's just Friday off and I'm working Saturday and Sunday...but yeah.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 What utter baloney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 err..... Paris Hilton is in my stars? better recharge the night vision! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter What utter baloney. mmmm...bologna :yum: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 i always get pissed when i read mine. so gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 http://www.terranova.net/content/images/screwed.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 i think the question isn't whether i should work for the good of all, but if i should be diplomatic about it... *? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 the government deserves that new symbol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 so what happened with the mission steve-o? ps. 3days fucking rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 How was Jon Stewart, roe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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