Guest willy.wonka Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 3. Nice ass... what time does it open? 4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Tit Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 9. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 17. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom? 19. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 20. My name is Wonka... remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 21. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 22. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 24. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to. 25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 26. If you and I were the last male and female on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 27. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? 28. Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me. 29. Do you sleep on your stomach? No...? Can I ??? 30. Do you wash your jeans in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them i have used some of these on girls and they love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 i've actually used this while being drunk, but not w/ the intention of scoring, just to make myself laugh and to watch the confusion from the girl in question: "hi, i'm joe. i'm unemployed and live in my grandmothers basement. i really like porn, and i have a lot of debt i need to pay off." i have ALWAYS got the best looks of bewilderment from every girl. so awesome! **by the way i have a job now, the rest is all still the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 some of the ones i've heard, but never used on me: Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together! Nice legs. What time do they open? I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 How much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Originally posted by willy.wonka 18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom? i like this one... i'll test it tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 7. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. This is a definte winner..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Comedy. Im using these very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 "who's your daddy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 normally i just tell the ladies im THE ONE AND ONLY BIG TEASEOLA. then their panties get wet, and slide off shortly after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. <--haha love that one!!! if you and i were squirrels i'd bust a nut in your hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 im gonna get my mates to go through the list askin girls tomoro nite when we go out which ever one works ill let you kno late dublin time on sunday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v14/goochygooch/suave_gooch.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyLazy Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 hahahaha. this thread is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 OK OK GOT ONE STAND AT A BAR AND CALL A GIRL OVER USING YOUR FINGER WHEN SHE GETS THERE, SAY TO HER IF I CAN MAKE YOU COME WITH ONE FINGER, IMAGINE WHAT I CAN DO WITH TWO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyLazy Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 ^^^hahaha. that's good. BUu that relies on her actually walking to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 BUT WITH MY CLASSIC CLEAN CUT, SEXY, MANLY, MASCULINE, BEAUTIFUL, FACE AND MY CHISELLED, CARVED OUT OF STONE BODY I CAN GET ANY GIRL TO WALK MY WAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 ^^ FAGGOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 (IM NOT REALLY) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 thats a good one Turbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faithfull Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 turbo's trippin himself out not bad at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Once, I grabbed this guy's ass and asked "is this seat taken?" :D It was from one of these cheesy lists (no offense) but he liked it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 When a woman grabs a mans ass you don't even need to say anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/national/Cigar%2318.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phism Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 - my favorite one i've heard in a while... you come up to a girl on her side, and say "if you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder: (point to the one closest to you), or this shoulder: (put your arm around her and your hand on the other shoulder)" also, - "hey, it ain't gonna suck itself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phism Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 my ex girlfriend said when she was in mexico she went up to a guy (she barely speaks spanish) and said "quiero jugar con tu culo" ("i want to play with your ass"). that shit is just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by phism my ex girlfriend said when she was in mexico she went up to a guy (she barely speaks spanish) and said "quiero jugar con tu culo" ("i want to play with your ass"). that shit is just weird. NO WONDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 - if i told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me? -i lost my number, can i have yours? -i like you, do you like me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 hmmmmmmm "i would like to make a romance inside you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E normally i just tell the ladies.... Shut up Tease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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