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History lesson via by e-mail

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by useurname, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. useurname

    useurname Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2004 Messages: 962 Likes Received: 0
    Alright so some jackass thinks its cool to send me those email chain letters, I usually delete them with out reading it but this one sounded interesting its probably old news to some of you...

    > History Lesson
    > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
    >
    > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
    >
    > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
    >
    > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    > Both wives lost their children while living in the White
    House.
    >
    > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
    >
    > Now it gets really weird.
    >
    > Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
    > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
    >
    > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
    >
    > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
    >
    > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in
    1839.
    > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in
    1939.
    >
    > Both assassins were known by their three names.
    > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
    >
    > Now hang on to your seat.
    >
    > Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
    > Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
    >
    > Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid
    in a
    > warehouse.
    > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and
    hid in
    > a theater.
    >
    > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
    >
    > And here's the kicker...
    >
    > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
    > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and
    hid in

    i think he was shot from an apartment building
     
  3. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
  4. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    nice, reading that put me in a good. Must be because i'm a history major

    A+
     
  5. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    i heard that shit when i was a kid

    coincidences are a bitch
    but the monroe joke is a good one.
     
  6. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
  7. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40


    Actually, it was a warehouse. A book depository to be exact.
     
  8. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Ive had this for some time now, i found it online and kept it.
     
  9. krs702

    krs702 Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 6, 2000 Messages: 1,212 Likes Received: 0
    well..how many of you believe it?
     
  10. SPORTO

    SPORTO Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2005 Messages: 1,086 Likes Received: 10
    6 Degreees of seperation
     
  11. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    At first I thought it was going to end with


    "a week before he was shot, Kennedy was in Marylin Monroe".
     
  12. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Both the moon and cheesecake are made out of cheese. COINCIDENCE?!?!? NOT LIKELY!!
     
  13. useurname

    useurname Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2004 Messages: 962 Likes Received: 0

    I thought the same thing
     
  14. Swizel

    Swizel Guest

    It's simple really. They are spirits doomed to a repeating cycle and{quote me on this} It's going to happen again in 2039 cause thats what happens when Jesus hates you.
     
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