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History lesson via by e-mail

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by useurname, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. useurname

    useurname 12oz Member

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    History lesson via by e-mail

    Discussion started by useurname - Jul 29, 2005

    Alright so some jackass thinks its cool to send me those email chain letters, I usually delete them with out reading it but this one sounded interesting its probably old news to some of you...

    > History Lesson
    > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
    >
    > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
    >
    > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
    >
    > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    > Both wives lost their children while living in the White
    House.
    >
    > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
    >
    > Now it gets really weird.
    >
    > Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
    > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
    >
    > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
    >
    > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
    >
    > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in
    1839.
    > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in
    1939.
    >
    > Both assassins were known by their three names.
    > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
    >
    > Now hang on to your seat.
    >
    > Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
    > Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
    >
    > Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid
    in a
    > warehouse.
    > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and
    hid in
    > a theater.
    >
    > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
    >
    > And here's the kicker...
    >
    > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
    > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
     
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  2. Dick Quickwood

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    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and
    hid in

    i think he was shot from an apartment building
     
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  3. sarcasm

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    sarcasm - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    sub par
     
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  4. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

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    fatalist - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    nice, reading that put me in a good. Must be because i'm a history major

    A+
     
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  5. !@#$%

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    !@#$% - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    i heard that shit when i was a kid

    coincidences are a bitch
    but the monroe joke is a good one.
     
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  6. Biggus Dickus

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  7. Tyler Durden

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    Actually, it was a warehouse. A book depository to be exact.
     
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  8. CACashRefund

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    CACashRefund - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    Ive had this for some time now, i found it online and kept it.
     
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  9. krs702

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    krs702 - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    well..how many of you believe it?
     
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    6 Degreees of seperation
     
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    ODS-1 - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    At first I thought it was going to end with


    "a week before he was shot, Kennedy was in Marylin Monroe".
     
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  12. fermentor666

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    fermentor666 - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    Both the moon and cheesecake are made out of cheese. COINCIDENCE?!?!? NOT LIKELY!!
     
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  13. useurname

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    useurname - Replied Jul 30, 2005


    I thought the same thing
     
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  14. Swizel

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    Swizel - Replied Aug 1, 2005

    It's simple really. They are spirits doomed to a repeating cycle and{quote me on this} It's going to happen again in 2039 cause thats what happens when Jesus hates you.