useurname Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Alright so some jackass thinks its cool to send me those email chain letters, I usually delete them with out reading it but this one sounded interesting its probably old news to some of you... > History Lesson > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. > > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. > > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. > > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. > > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. > Both Presidents were shot in the head. > > Now it gets really weird. > > Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. > > Both were assassinated by Southerners. > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. > > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. > > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. > > Both assassins were known by their three names. > Both names are composed of fifteen letters. > > Now hang on to your seat. > > Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' > Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' > > Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a > warehouse. > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in > a theater. > > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. > > And here's the kicker... > > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in i think he was shot from an apartment building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 sub par Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 nice, reading that put me in a good. Must be because i'm a history major A+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 i heard that shit when i was a kid coincidences are a bitch but the monroe joke is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Jul 29 2005, 04:05 AM Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in i think he was shot from an apartment building Quoted post Actually, it was a warehouse. A book depository to be exact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Ive had this for some time now, i found it online and kept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 well..how many of you believe it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 6 Degreees of seperation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 At first I thought it was going to end with "a week before he was shot, Kennedy was in Marylin Monroe". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Both the moon and cheesecake are made out of cheese. COINCIDENCE?!?!? NOT LIKELY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useurname Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Jul 29 2005, 09:43 PM At first I thought it was going to end with "a week before he was shot, Kennedy was in Marylin Monroe". Quoted post I thought the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swizel Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 It's simple really. They are spirits doomed to a repeating cycle and{quote me on this} It's going to happen again in 2039 cause thats what happens when Jesus hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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