ArtistikFunk Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 More Tails from the Rails.. A Conductor on the MoPac always carried a gun with him while he switch out cars. One evening while stopped on the "Bumtown Hill" on Chicago's far south side, a boarding party entered his caboose. Bumtown was an area that acquired its negative nickname for lots of reasons, none of which were good. Yet again, the locks on the caboose doors did not work. The Conductor and the Flagman were perched up in the cupola as the party entered the cab. The leader of the pack instructed the Conductor and Flagman to step down and hand over their money. The Conductor informed this cat that he had "Nine good reasons not to come down." The leader insisted they come down as it could become ugly if they didn't. Again the Conductor told of his "Nine good reasons not to come down." So when the leader of the pack climbed the ladder to reach the Conductor, he discovered "Nine good reasons;" he was facing the business end of a 9mm. The Conductor told of this guy's eyes looking like Birmingham in those old Charlie Chan movies whenever he got scared. The leader said nothing more only dropped back quickly to the floor and headed to the door motioning for his followers to take suit. And with that, the leader and members of the pack made a quick exit without receiving any compensation for their efforts. This industry requires us to operate in the worst neighborhoods on earth and prohibits us from carrying a weapon. They will not provide us with chevlar vests either. However, they now make us wear these nice bright "safety" vests that reflect light so nicely to make us all a bunch of easy targets. I've been told that the crews at our yard in East St Louis refuse to wear them for this very reason, they make for easy targets when the neighbors are practicing their marksmanship. </h5> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ArtistikFunk Posted May 8, 2005 Author Share Posted May 8, 2005 Show us departing at 01:30... Get those doggy's movin! As for some of you other Brewtown Wannabees- Step da fuck off and get outta my way- I have a train to catch! Catching more wreck then a derailment...enjoy! <h5> All Images & Video are ©1989-2005 RailRelics, All Rights Reserved. </h5> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 FREAK aqua and that Kuma really catch the eye. The rest are dope as hell too, and as always the quality of the flicks themselves is supreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SterOne Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 pshhhhhh what the fuck can i say this post is ridiclous that green glue...... and that kuma after it my god shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMidwestBulletVest Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Damn, That Kuma with the wings is fresh. Shade Each2 27 Much Spel Siloe The Mac Apel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jiveass Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 The ONOROK...a fave.....the MUCH SPEL-approval realy dope and so many others.... This has been a good weekend..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillz Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 always coming correct way too many to name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 absolutely top notch.. supreme quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby p Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 thanks art, that was nice to come home to. how ever i gotta say booo for jon mellencamp not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenTouch Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Where the rest of dem reefers?????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckin...bub Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 trede slob lens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANKMAN Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 damn.... what a post.... pleas goose and that second glue was fucking dope........ and shit tons more.... this post is the tits..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Captain Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 the NSF's, Glue, Kuma, and that Waker are looking nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Captain Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 the NSF's, Glue, Kuma, and that Waker are looking nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 LERT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicktraceme Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 kummmaaaaa & glllllllluuuee geeeeee up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRECKONIZE Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 what an amazing post! tons of ill panels, that amtrak shot is crazy! this shot reminds me of that movie true romance soo much: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 -coupe -diar -brizo -glue -kuma -phone -lyes -con -sigh -eye -eulogy -kwest -onorok -ketch -goul........ werd up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 damn Artistik just brought the keg to the party with this joint...WWWAAAYYYY to many to name...this thread is a good way to start sunday morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeefJerky Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 BUMP THIS WHOLE POST ------ EVERYTHING IN HERE US FRESH !!!!!!!!! BUMP ARTISTIK ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 many nice catches and top notch photography. A.Funk brings it everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 coupero nekst each kuma eulogy eye and crooked amtraks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruben205 Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 bingo goose/pleas sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe schmo Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 ARTISTIK DOING THE DAAAMN THANG EVERYTIME!!! THAT GLUE....SOO HOT RIGHT NOW... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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