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hicks in the sticks

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by capindikfays, Jun 30, 2002.

  1. capindikfays

    capindikfays Guest

    i have always been a city slicker, and just recently i moved off my beautiful pacific island all the way down to the muggy, love your cousin,and sport a mullet while sipping on a milwauke's best, south. why you might ask? well, for a number of reasons and circumstances for which i need not mention. but anyway, as i was saying, these inbred bible thumping, jerry springer ,only made it up to grade 6 yoakles. have got to be the missing link between us and the monkeys. and if i have affended you, then i feel sorry for your mother,or should i say sisteraunt.. a concerned bloodskull
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

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  3. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

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  4. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    whats wrong with the milwauke's best..its a great beer especially since I can get a 12 pack for $4

    better fucking recognize or my redneck ass will fuck you like your my sister
     
  5. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

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  6. capindikfays

    capindikfays Guest

    flatfoot?

     
  7. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

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    ^
    what he said, you're like one of those closet homo's that homo bash in public, but get hot thinking of the pole in you're ass. j/k you've got to watch out, it's infectious however.
     
  8. CapnFuckface

    CapnFuckface New Jack

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  9. imported_grim540

    imported_grim540 Member

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    don't fuck with the old make-me-walk-funny 30 pack $9

    and the more I think of it, the longer I live here the more my hillybilly roots begin to show, I always listen to an AM classic counrty/bluegrass station whenever I can

    I am a redneck....with class
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

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    http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/bear.gif'>
    "But, why does he call Dirty a homo, and then try to come onto 23578?"
     
  11. CapnFuckface

    CapnFuckface New Jack

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    Look at my name, and then look at the name of the guy who started the thread. that's what i was getting at.
     
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    high five brother!!!


    what are a rednecks last words?

    Look what I can do



    what are his cousins last words?

    shit, I can do that
     
  13. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

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    Wow i dont understand, this thread errupted into a storm of irrelivant anger.


    Teenagers these days...
     
  14. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

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    Oh, he's just angry because he's got gas.
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/PIC00014.jpg'>
    "our lives are boring"
     
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