Guest KING BLING Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 So I just got done jumping around my apartment on one foot, pounding the walls and going out on my deck and screaming "they're trying to catch me riding dirty"... Tonight was the first night its been nice for a while where I live so I had my screen door open. I live in an Apartment complex. I didn't think anything of it and when I came home from the bar, and I put on some music on my COMPUTER speakers. The caps are my way of say "what the fuck"? Explained: I just had a cop at my door within 10 minutes of coming home - for my computer speakers. More so a week ago someone left a crab on my front step which I felt was awesome for a random thing , but fuck you anyway. Aparently my neighbors hate me. So its war now, and I'm smarter than they are. My down stairs neighbors are Indian and make their kid sleep in the living room because they're cheap ass retard Indians (call me on this, we can talk) and play weird Baliwood movies on blast with a big screen and surround system early on weekend mornings. I take my big speakers and system and face them down, put in some NAS on full Bass and compensate, but really I just to want sleep and not humiliate my neighbors - but fuck them and the curry that fills my apartment. My other neighbors are fat lonlely girls, have a dog that is well trained, but I hear it whine every morning for a few minutes when big mommy leaves. I punch the wall and after that play the radio LOUD when I shave. My other neighbors are ugly fat girls too...It hurts but I love the burbs *In the course of this post the apartment security guard showed up. His name is Kevin. So, Here is what I did - give advise if you want, but fuck these "what would you do" things people post: 1) I just pissed all over the inside of the gym 2) I just pissed on the front door of the lobby - where new renters and tenants go to speak with the office 3) Apparently the Crips live here because they have tags all over the place 4) There is this guy who has his music on blast cruising around the apartments 5) They keep hearing "trying to catch me riding dirty" from some random white person 6) Tommorow all of my neighbors get the cops called on them...watch the next point of revenge.... 7) I won't blow my spot, but if they like having phones, cable, internet, or anything besides electricity...well, I'm a simple man but I'm also passionate... This is my "fuck your advise, seek me when you need revenge thread" - add to the list, because I'm riding dirty...in fact, I'm going to mess with the hot tub right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Hahaha. awesome. I hated living in appartments. There were some cool little kids at my spot while i was chillin at the pool.. They started jumping their bikes into the pool and i thought this was awesome beyond belief. Along comes some faggy maintenance guy. He yells at the kids and scares them. So i walk over to him and scare him then tell the kids to continue as they were doing. Our rent jumped really high when it was time to renew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ^^^^ I'm so irrational I just did a Mr.Yuck tag on the side of one of my buildings. I doubt I'll take a picture but I figured you should know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 hahahahahhaha. staying up til 6 am has finally paid off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 dude just send them all kiddie porn on cd's in the mail then tip the cops off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I declare war on my whole apaprtment complex - someone just did Crips tags on mosyt of the mail boxes. I think Kevin might be pissed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 fucking genius. i commend you and your genius ways. dmso and L on doorknobs. then call the cops after everyone ahs been home for about an hour. an interesting turn on events would be the ole' flaming bag of poo...you're in an apt building, so this is out of the question....just put a new twist on it. instead of lighting the bag, light the building on fire. maybe throw dog shit on the people trying to escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I will have everyone cut off from the internet - mark my words. I'll tell you when it happens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capitan Cronch Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Did you check out my Indian Food thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Politics&Bullshit Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 You sir, are a genius.... :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I had a similar issue a few years ago. a few things I did to ensure my "Resident asshole" status was. 1. scratched the names of people off the directories name randomly around the complex. for example. in the elevator " John Smith (apt #) 3210 was here) Jane Doe (4521) luvs John Smith 3210 sometimes I left the apt # off 2. found the utility room and randomly unplugged or cut cable and phone lines occasionally in the middle of the night just switched all the connections around. do tis on friday because have fun getting the utility guys out there on a weekend. 3. Pissing in random places works well. 4. superglue peoples locks. 5.call and get cars towed. theres plenty more If you got questions I got answers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yes, all classics. I hated my neighbors once too. But they're gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Ha ha, this is great!! I hate living in apartments too. Once this guy bought this big ass truck and then went and parked it like he was the king taking up three spots and then put the truck bed down. This ass always wanted to do this in front of my house and we have limited parking around here. One time this asshole even blocked me in and made me late for work trying to get his ass to move his truck. Everyone in the complex hated this asshole and I guess I started a trend when one day I got sick of his shit and stole his truck bed gate and threw that bitch in the lake down the road. Other people broke his windows and wrote something with a key in his paint. Popped this asses tires twice and he still didn't learn. Well he got in an accident later and now he drives a beat of Honda. That will learn 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 drop two brandnew open bottles of shampoo in the hot tubb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 24 2006, 10:45 AM drop two brandnew open bottles of shampoo in the hot tubb Quoted post not that would be funny fuck apt.s and neighbors my gf's neighbors woke me up this morning at 5:45 yelling at eachother I don't know about yall but I think I have better things to do at 5:45 in the morning like SLEEPING PAYBACK IS A BITCH......keep up the good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 KING BLING..I have newfound respect for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 leave piles of shit in front of their door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Human shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 make them into chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 any lawns in or around the complex king bling? remember, bleach kills grass.......very....very.....fast. Also, human shit in the dryer.....then start a nice permanent press cycle. Odds are they will have to buy a new dryer. make sure your laundry is all done first. I swore off apartment complexes when i graduated college. Too many random fuckers running around like they owned the damn place. It sucks you have to deal with assholes that bump television and music so loud on the weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Mar 24 2006, 05:38 PM Also, human shit in the dryer..... Quoted post whoa this is hardcore revenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ^^^ that's how I'm living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 superglue their doormat and wipe shit all over it. eh im not so creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4one1 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 King bling you got some issues sound like my man from canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Fuckin' awesome......I used to have this old lady who lived below me that would send in complaints when I used to vacuum my apartment.....I used to get so pissed....I super-glued her lock many times,dumped my vacuum bags all over her patio....I used to do some maintence work around there too......I had master keys to all of the garages,the managers office and the pool. I managed to come up on new things every day....there were also some gangster wannabes that fucked with me once.....I got some "stuff" from downtown and slipped it under their doormat and knew it would be found by the other maintence dude.....it did,cops were called and they ended up getting evicted.....you see what you get when you fuck with The Orphans?!!!... As far as the noise goes.....you could have a fuckin' rock concert in your apartment as long as it's done before 10pm.....anything before that and they can't do shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 haha i fucking had 2 wack ass neighbors at my old house... one old lady behind me would always come over to my house and say my rott was barking..funny the dog would be inside the house..so obviously he wasnt parking.. fucking bitch..she would try to come into my house and shit.. i had to slam the door in her face so many times.. but my dog got revenge! he fucking slammed into her brick fence and knocked down her fence and stomped all over flower garden! and then my next door neighbor .. we popped off firecrackers and my dad came into town.. he let me rent it while he lived in another state...and said that me and my homies were popping off guns haha..and that i was fucking alot dudes at my house..hahaha which was not true..what an asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 ohhh yessss i know all about that asshole indian neighbor menace. king bling u my friend, awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 hahaha awesome the crips, tonight the bloods should go over them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 what would jesus do in a situation like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 kinda immature if you ask me, but i'm not in this situation so i cant really tell you what to do. but leave the dog alone....seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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