fr8lover Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 my trek had a flat tire for a large portion of the summer after i took it on a pretty wild trail at the beginning of my "hey its summer, time to exercise and get out more" phase. well that phase ended the second the tire popped, and my bike sat in the corner of my garage for quite awhile until just yesterday i thought to myself, "let me go get that tire fixed...i feel like biking again!" i go outside to grab the bike and lo and behold the fucking thing was gone. nothing else stolen from our garage by my bike, with a FLAT TIRE no less. needless to say, i got pretty pissed. im sure you all now want me to say something like, "hey, if the person really needed that bike i wouldve gladly have given it to them." FUCK THAT. that was MY BIKE, and no amount of begging from your broke ass would have made me give it to you. maybe thats why you stole it, you figured me for the asshole that i truly am. CONGRATS. i hope that bike leads you down a trail that ends up falling off a cliff, douchebag. i hope you rack your balls on that thing so many times you cant have any kids who will steal MY KID'S BIKE. I HOPE THAT BIKE EJECTS YOU ONTO THE PAVEMENT OF A RURAL ROAD AND MAKES YOU BREAK YOUR LEG. WITH NOBODY ELSE TO HELP YOU STOP THE PROFUSE AMOUNT OF BLOOD LEAVING YOUR BODY, YOU TAKE ONE LAST GLIMPSE AT MY BIKE AND REALIZE THAT IF YOU HADNT STOLEN IT, YOU WOULDNT BE DYING A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. enjoy the fuggin bike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 bikes are crazy easy to rack... i have a flat tire.. im debating whether to pay for a new tire, or get a new bike for free ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 yeah I had a bike stolen.... never stole another person's bike, tempting as it might be- -okay, I replied to your thread, now you reply to mine.:) :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irite0n5tuff Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity pay for a new tire, or get a new bike for free ;) :scowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 i ride a good eighty miles on a 70;'s era schwin..... i read the bucket beater bike from a past era and cut off luxury cars in traffic. i have a real bright flashlight i shine in drivers eyes before they hit me to. i need a tune up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 oh that was 80 miles a week i ride.... just so you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 btw...some one just stole my bianchi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 i once left mine unlocked deliberalty so it would get stolen so i could get a new, better bike! and it diddd!!! and the next week, i got an even better brand spankin new bike! all the kids in the street were so jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by freightlover i hope that bike leads you down a trail that ends up falling off a cliff, douchebag. i hope you rack your balls on that thing so many times you cant have any kids who will steal MY KID'S BIKE. I HOPE THAT BIKE EJECTS YOU ONTO THE PAVEMENT OF A RURAL ROAD AND MAKES YOU BREAK YOUR LEG. WITH NOBODY ELSE TO HELP YOU STOP THE PROFUSE AMOUNT OF BLOOD LEAVING YOUR BODY, YOU TAKE ONE LAST GLIMPSE AT MY BIKE AND REALIZE THAT IF YOU HADNT STOLEN IT, YOU WOULDNT BE DYING A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. enjoy the fuggin bike! sorry about your misfurtune, but i was in stitichess when i read this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 no problems.....just go steal someone elses bike to replace the one you lost. 1. You'll have a new bike to ride 2. You'll ensure this vicious cycle of bike theft (no pun intended..haw haw) continues thereby extending the life of karma on this planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by LENS vicious cycle of bike theft haha and freightlover i dont know about everyone else but i did not want you to say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 a few months ago someone broke into my garage and stole bikes from 2 of my room mates (i keep mine locked, even in the garage... and the fancy one lives inside the house) last week i was walking home from band practuce amd someone asks if i want to buy a bike (a regular occurance in my neighborhood)... i told him to fuck off... i take a couple steps and realize it's one of my room mate's bikes (it's a pretty rare bike)... i say oh shit and turn around, dude hears me say that and takes off... it sucked... however i sawsomeone try to steal my fixie from in front of the bar a few months ago, and he got bucked off it after just a couple feet... that in itself was fucking hilarious, but then everyone that was outside the bar kicked his ass... i never laid a finger on him, and dude left the place bleeding and limping... it was fucking awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 ^^ thats the absolute best thing about fixies. you leave 'em right outside where everyone is tempted to steal it. when they jump on it, start riding and either try to coast or look for the brakes is when it gets really funny. some little kid stole one of my friends mountian fixies. The bike was waaayyy too big for him but he still managed to ride it for a few weeks. Kid got busted when he rode by the bike shop the guy worked for. Heard the shop just emptied when they saw it go buy. Kid was scared shitless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 yo freightlover it was probably me.....i stole a yellow trek on saturday...the frame kinda looks a little weird in the sense it dosnt look like a regular bike frame......well anyways i was to drunk to drive and to broke to get a cab and i didnt feel like walking 8 blocksto my house so instead i walked up to a random garages and tried opening the doors and finally i stumbled into a garage that wasnt locked and swiped your bike...but seriously i was probably better off walking cuz trying to turn with a front tire flat when your drunk sucks....i wiped out a good 3-4 times before i got home i got the road rash allover the right side of my leg....sorry homie.. by the way was your bike by any chance yellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted November 25, 2003 Author Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~ yo freightlover it was probably me.....i stole a yellow trek on saturday...the frame kinda looks a little weird in the sense it dosnt look like a regular bike frame......well anyways i was to drunk to drive and to broke to get a cab and i didnt feel like walking 8 blocksto my house so instead i walked up to a random garages and tried opening the doors and finally i stumbled into a garage that wasnt locked and swiped your bike...but seriously i was probably better off walking cuz trying to turn with a front tire flat when your drunk sucks....i wiped out a good 3-4 times before i got home i got the road rash allover the right side of my leg....sorry homie.. by the way was your bike by any chance yellow? nah purple with a flat back tire.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 i bet some nigger stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarwilly Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 that is the secret. get a fixie. watching some dumb crack head mount your bike preferably on a slight incline, only to be bucked off by the action of the pedals is one of the best visuals on the planet, you know they are going to fucking fall, you dont run, you sip your coffee sit back and enjoy. hesh, it probably was. but one of them white ones that wears two hats and half a sweatshirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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