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he's back

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    Dear Friends,

    Lately, my anus has given rise to a colony of nards encrusted with a choculous, boobular BeGillus. The foonis that has ensued has been nothing short of a homed out, gapulous groid. In short, my Binus-Bo-Bindus has a yanus lodged squarely in its weenerfied rooner. But, not only that, my colon accidentally erupted in a burst of below-the-belt boolish buttmustard that cracked out Shay-Ron's homo-jerk pooner.
    It's been quite an ordeal, but I'm confident that I shall prevail and the forces of bool will triumph.

  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 112
    In the imortal words of rodney carrington

    "A Hubba Hubba Hubba HEY!"

    "C'mon sing you bastards.."
  3. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    It's soothing as you delve
    Into my crescent agony
    Your lips of tragedy licking my requiem
    I am betrayed by your kiss...
  4. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
  5. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *watery fart sound*
  6. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    i thought this was gonna be about mr. bean

    RAGSOE New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 1
    bumpo for mr brown lumpo. i wouldn't shit you, your my favorite turd...
  8. sneak

    sneak Guest

    na-na-na, na-na-na
    hey hey
  9. ToYs

    ToYs Guest

    i just laughed really hard... amagine a have drunk englishman saying all that.
  10. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Im going to califonia where they sleep out every night
    Im going to califonia where they sleep out every night
    Im leaving you mama cause you know you dont treat me right
    Listen to me mama while i sing you this song
    listen to your daddy sing you this lonesome song
    You got me worried now but i wont be worried long
    let me tell you mama somthing that you dont know
    Im a do right papa and got a home everywhere I go.
    Got the california blues
    ANd im sure gonna leave you here
    I made ride the blinds
    i aint got no railroad fair.
  11. eseLokE1uno

    eseLokE1uno Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 1,280 Likes Received: 0
  12. TEE_rase_war

    TEE_rase_war Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2001 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 1
  13. Ken E. Bus

    Ken E. Bus Member

    Joined: May 7, 2002 Messages: 311 Likes Received: 0
  14. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    did beardo post this before?
  15. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Sometimes when i wake up in the morning my cock hurts. Its like that Johnny Cash song "Burning Ring of Fire". Probably the 3rd stage of some dreadfull STD.