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he's back

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    he's back

    Discussion started by beardo - Feb 4, 2003

    Dear Friends,

    Lately, my anus has given rise to a colony of nards encrusted with a choculous, boobular BeGillus. The foonis that has ensued has been nothing short of a homed out, gapulous groid. In short, my Binus-Bo-Bindus has a yanus lodged squarely in its weenerfied rooner. But, not only that, my colon accidentally erupted in a burst of below-the-belt boolish buttmustard that cracked out Shay-Ron's homo-jerk pooner.
    It's been quite an ordeal, but I'm confident that I shall prevail and the forces of bool will triumph.

    Sincerely,
    THE POOPER
     
  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    In the imortal words of rodney carrington

    "A Hubba Hubba Hubba HEY!"

    "C'mon sing you bastards.."
     
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  3. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    It's soothing as you delve
    Into my crescent agony
    Your lips of tragedy licking my requiem
    I am betrayed by your kiss...
     
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    fr8oholic - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    heheheheheheeh..
     
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    WebsterUno - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    *watery fart sound*
     
  6. Vanity

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    Vanity - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    i thought this was gonna be about mr. bean
     
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  7. RAGSOE

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    RAGSOE - Replied Mar 3, 2003

    bumpo for mr brown lumpo. i wouldn't shit you, your my favorite turd...
     
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    sneak - Replied Mar 3, 2003

    na-na-na, na-na-na
    hey hey
    GOODBYE
     
  9. ToYs

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    ToYs - Replied Mar 3, 2003

    i just laughed really hard... amagine a have drunk englishman saying all that.
     
  10. suburbian bum

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    suburbian bum - Replied Mar 3, 2003

    Im going to califonia where they sleep out every night
    Im going to califonia where they sleep out every night
    Im leaving you mama cause you know you dont treat me right
    Listen to me mama while i sing you this song
    listen to your daddy sing you this lonesome song
    You got me worried now but i wont be worried long
    let me tell you mama somthing that you dont know
    Im a do right papa and got a home everywhere I go.
    Got the california blues
    ANd im sure gonna leave you here
    I made ride the blinds
    i aint got no railroad fair.
     
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  11. eseLokE1uno

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    eseLokE1uno - Replied Mar 3, 2003

    thank you

    [​IMG]
     
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    TEE_rase_war - Replied Mar 3, 2003

    craptastic!
     
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    swif1 - Replied Mar 3, 2003

    did beardo post this before?
     
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    High Priest - Replied Mar 3, 2003

    Sometimes when i wake up in the morning my cock hurts. Its like that Johnny Cash song "Burning Ring of Fire". Probably the 3rd stage of some dreadfull STD.
     
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