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Heres to waking up at noon still drunk

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GamblersGrin, Aug 21, 2004.

  1. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    things i learned last nite...

    my cars speedometer says it goes to 130 but gas pedal on he floor and the car only goes 110

    i can drive across 6 front lawns before driveways block me

    waking up drunk is a bonus from last nite and i win

    i was talking to twins last nite and couldnt remember their names but wanted to hook up w/ both of em. they looked exactly the same exceot 1 was blond and other redhead. i learaned twins are confusing when im drunked.
  2. hahaha, awesome

    All good lessons, i ate shit for driving drunk on my previous thread so same goes for you...
    Waking up drunk is awesome, makes you feel that your money was well spend.
    Twins are awesome, especially when they share same hotness in color variations
  3. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    man, now im shivering cold. i had the redhead buyin me drinks. absolut on the rocks w/ lemon. i was trying to make a move but i wa too drunk to do it.

    BUCK FUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2003 Messages: 699 Likes Received: 0
    a good friend of mine hooked up with a twin and called her her identical twin's name at which point she slapped him left him with a mean case of blue balls.
  5. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    amen to all of that.

    its not quite noon. but yeah, still feelin that buzz. my friend discovered blowing smoke from his nose last night, i was amazed hed never done that before, he saw me do it and flip'd. i think he did have a bit too much to drink last night.
  6. Drunk Sober

    Drunk Sober Member

    Joined: Nov 7, 2003 Messages: 793 Likes Received: 1
    I didnt leave the bars til 5am. I drank about a case of beer and 2 captain and cokes. I paid $2 for everything! I'm a bar whore!
  7. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    :lol::lol: thats some bugged out shit man...
  8. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Speaking of twins i have never seen an ugly set of twins. I dont know if I could handle double the ugly.

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    i got my drink on last night but went 0-2 on girls...FUCK EX BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!

    then i did a hurt ass drunk fill

    my cars gas tank is empty as fuck

    but fucking 0-2...thats the story of my life
  10. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Nothing is worse than "Ya, I don't have a boyfriend, but my ex still calls me every day and I'm pretty sure we'll be back together in a week or two..." Stupid...
  11. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    im finally getting my head together. thursday nite i threw darts at people, last nite was driving on front lawns, i wonder what i will do in philly tonite???
  12. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    and oh yeah, i just found a girls # in my wallet. i was kickin it to her w/ her bf right there. he was just standin there lookin chumpy dummy. i totally forgot about that.
  13. 455

    455 Guest

    It's after 3pm and I got woke up...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....I need some Advil or some shit...
  14. DEFCON2.0

    DEFCON2.0 Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 297 Likes Received: 1
    ^^you know the best way ta cure a hangover is ta start drinkin again and as an added bonus by the time ya realize ya dont have a hangover any more your useally hammered so i say crack two 40oz and call me in the morning......:lol: :lol:
  15. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,475 Likes Received: 203
    aint that the truth