GamblersGrin Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 things i learned last nite... my cars speedometer says it goes to 130 but gas pedal on he floor and the car only goes 110 i can drive across 6 front lawns before driveways block me waking up drunk is a bonus from last nite and i win i was talking to twins last nite and couldnt remember their names but wanted to hook up w/ both of em. they looked exactly the same exceot 1 was blond and other redhead. i learaned twins are confusing when im drunked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 hahaha, awesome All good lessons, i ate shit for driving drunk on my previous thread so same goes for you... Waking up drunk is awesome, makes you feel that your money was well spend. Twins are awesome, especially when they share same hotness in color variations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 man, now im shivering cold. i had the redhead buyin me drinks. absolut on the rocks w/ lemon. i was trying to make a move but i wa too drunk to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 a good friend of mine hooked up with a twin and called her her identical twin's name at which point she slapped him left him with a mean case of blue balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 amen to all of that. its not quite noon. but yeah, still feelin that buzz. my friend discovered blowing smoke from his nose last night, i was amazed hed never done that before, he saw me do it and flip'd. i think he did have a bit too much to drink last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 I didnt leave the bars til 5am. I drank about a case of beer and 2 captain and cokes. I paid $2 for everything! I'm a bar whore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m amen to all of that. its not quite noon. but yeah, still feelin that buzz. my friend discovered blowing smoke from his nose last night, i was amazed hed never done that before, he saw me do it and flip'd. i think he did have a bit too much to drink last night. :lol::lol: thats some bugged out shit man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Speaking of twins i have never seen an ugly set of twins. I dont know if I could handle double the ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 i got my drink on last night but went 0-2 on girls...FUCK EX BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! then i did a hurt ass drunk fill my cars gas tank is empty as fuck but fucking 0-2...thats the story of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Nothing is worse than "Ya, I don't have a boyfriend, but my ex still calls me every day and I'm pretty sure we'll be back together in a week or two..." Stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 im finally getting my head together. thursday nite i threw darts at people, last nite was driving on front lawns, i wonder what i will do in philly tonite??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 and oh yeah, i just found a girls # in my wallet. i was kickin it to her w/ her bf right there. he was just standin there lookin chumpy dummy. i totally forgot about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 It's after 3pm and I got woke up...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....I need some Advil or some shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 ^^you know the best way ta cure a hangover is ta start drinkin again and as an added bonus by the time ya realize ya dont have a hangover any more your useally hammered so i say crack two 40oz and call me in the morning......:lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck Speaking of twins i have never seen an ugly set of twins. I dont know if I could handle double the ugly. aint that the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 http://www.sansi-twins.de/sansi/204815.jpg'> 'Touch my bum, this is life' I woke up at 1pm today drunk, it was that last swig of Bell's that did it, I am sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/Mueller-Brockmann/MullerBrockmann1.jpg'> WHO CARES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck Speaking of twins i have never seen an ugly set of twins. I dont know if I could handle double the ugly. i work with a set of ugly twins......... its wrong. waking up drunk is fun, untill you stand up and proceed to fall down again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 I can smell beer still on my upper lip...eehhhh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by sneak i work with a set of ugly twins......... its wrong. Haha. Thats terrible. Everywhere i turn its still ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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