Here are just a few of the things on my mind

Have you ever noticed that female comedians are not funny at all? It's like the only thing that is funny to these women is how crazy they get when they are menstral. I think this falls in line with the whole "White guys talk like this" routine. Its played out. I know a hand full of girls that can make me laugh without breaking out some "When i have my period all i want is chocolate" joke... where are they at?

Here in VA i just heard that they are passing a law that if you are a man and you wear baggy pants so that your underwear is showing, you can be fined $50. Is this even right? Can this really be done? Naturally my first instinct would be to just crumple it up and throw it on the ground, but then you would get a ticket for littering and if you dont pay your tickets here, the police put out warrants for your arrest. How come this law is only passed against men and not women that have stings riding up their ass?

I took a day off of work for the first time in a long time because i caught some terrible vomit and diahreah virus from my girls son. It sucks. I didnt even do a convincing job of sounding sick when i called in today and the guy on the other end of the phone seemed to pick up on that. At least i get 401k benifits starting in another 4 months.

does any one here know anything about doing foundation work on houses? I have a pretty good idea of what i need to do but if anyone has any knowledge that might help me out, that would be great.

How come I cant get no tang?

Feel free to post up what is on your mind or share some insight on whats on mine.

HOLLLAAAAAA.

i found tang at costco recently...

I heard a really funny joke from a female comedian:

'so how many men in the audience are impotent?

< no hands are raised >

oh... so you cant get your arms up either?'

I can't help you with your foundation questions. But the way you refered to your girl,

makes me think you can help me, assuming her child is not yours'.

I'll spare the details.

I've been hanging out with this girl that is my age, intellagent, dedicated, among all

the other possitive attributes I could list she is beautiful as well. We go out together

and have great time, we get along perfictly. We seem to be getting closer the only

thing holding me back from making the move is that she has 2 kids.

I'm very open minded, but I'm unsure if I'm ready for a relationship like that.

Any thoughts?

what the fuck? there's a law stating if a man is seen with his pants sagging he will be fined 50 bucks? that's the biggest crock of shit i've ever heard. i'd be walkin around naked with my ass hangin out just to piss them donut eatin pig ass mother fuckers off.

on another note: a security gaurd caught me with a 10 mg adderall today and they tried tellin me i could be fined heavily for that shit, i laughed at my principal and told him to call the cops, so he did and the cops told him that all they could do to me is give me 5 days suspension and 5 days in school suspension. school is fucking GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hatred:

it will make you grow up fast and act responsible.

if that's what you're looking to do.

now what does slick rick say?

'most chicks with kids

done been hit in the ass before'

Originally posted by deterrent@Feb 8 2005, 03:02 PM

the only

thing holding me back from making the move is that she has 2 kids.

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i'd say take the kids to a fun place and see how good/bad they are, THEN make your decision.

Originally posted by mr.yuck@Feb 8 2005, 10:56 AM

I took a day off of work for the first time in a long time because i caught some terrible vomit and diahreah virus from my girls son. It sucks. I didnt even do a convincing job of sounding sick when i called in today and the guy on the other end of the phone seemed to pick up on that.

 

HOLLLAAAAAA.

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i heard somebody mention the other day that if you need to call in sick lay on your back on your bed and hang your head off the edge of the bed. its supposed to make you sound congested. haven't tested it yet, soooo....???

Yeah. Kids are awesome. My girlfriend has 2 kids as well. One is about to be 6 this month and the other one is 8. They are really cool. I have more fun hanging out at home with them than i do going out with my friends. I guess the one thing that you have to worry about is that you arent just going to be effecting her if you leave, you'll also be affecting the kids depending on how closely you get to them or how old they are. You should talk about it with her. If you ever did decide to move on, it would be easier on the kids to lose some one they consider a friend rather than some one that they consider a parent.

I havent quite figured out the whole thing yet myself. I hope that helps you a little bit.

Those are the exact same things on my mind. Thanks.

london is making some law to keep their pubs open for 24 hours. the reason is to prevent from public drunkeness i think im not sure. maybe sneak knows. but they plan to have this in affect by later in the year.

we have tang at our corner liquour store.

i gotta go pee now.

deterrent....hummmm, I think it is a big responsiblity to get in that situation but don't let it hold you back. Kids are awesome little people that you can learn alot from and if she is a great person just ride it out and see where it goes.

Mr.Yuck....Are you for real about the pants thing? That is crazy. Although it doesn't really matter to me since I never sag my jeans...nor am I some slut with my g string sticking out. That makes me wonder if that is just a rumor...seems super silly.

I almost believe any damn thing that happens here in virginia. This is the craziest place i have ever lived in my life and cant wait to get outta here. As for Virginia beach they have signs posted up that have @#$% on them with a circle around it and a line through it. This means that if you curse in public and are caught that you can be fined. Same for spitting and throwing your cigarette butts on the ground.

My girlfriends mom recently got a warning in the mail letting her know that her trash cans were visible from the street and that this behavior is not allowed. I blame the whole thing on Pat Robertson.

being sick really makes you think a lot ain't it?

Originally posted by mr.yuck@Feb 8 2005, 06:56 PM

How come this law is only passed against men and not women that have stings riding up their ass?

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Cuz they look HOTTTTTTT.

Thats a matter of opinion. I prefer full bottom draws on girls way before thongs. Low rise jeans and string underwear looks tackey IMO.

24 hour bars? That would be the jump off. I would never have to come home again.

Thats what we will have in London soon. 24 hour piss ups here we come!

Originally posted by mr.yuck@Feb 8 2005, 03:46 PM

Thats a matter of opinion. I prefer full bottom draws on girls way before thongs. Low rise jeans and string underwear looks tackey IMO.

 

 

Low rise jeans look great on the right figure...the key is to wear the right thongs with it...that's why they make lowrise thongs. I have to agree that it looks really trashy to see some thongs sticking out like it is fucking cute but I will never walk around with big ass underwear and pantie lines...that shit is ugly.

Oh and here are some of my favorite quotes straight from Pat Robertsons mouth. Let the entertainment begin.

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." -- Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992

"When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. `What do you mean?' the media challenged me. `You're not going to bring atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who believe in the Judeo Christian values are better qualified to govern America than Hindus and Muslims?' My simple answer is, `Yes, they are.'" --from Pat Robertson's "The New World Order," page 218.

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."--Pat Robertson, 1993 interview with Molly Ivins

i would be caught dead if my thong ever showed. thats a sign of "no class." that and panty lines showing. gross.

thongs are nice but i hate hate the skinny string thongs....especially the g-strings.

besides, lacy booty shorts is where the hotness is at. ;)

topic 1: yes, you are correct....i've noticed this more and more since ive been listening to xm radio. they have a comedy channel and more often than not i quickly change to raw xl (every other song is lil john! shit is great!) because the sets are so painful and unfunny. i would compare it to the WNBA exept the WNBA is funny.

topic 2: here in virginia most people who wear there pants past their ass are also wearing skirts and trying to pass them off as long tshirts. fyi....if you sport one of these shirt you look like a fucking herb.

topic 3: that sucks

topic 4: this is why i will never own a house

topic 5: because as of late ive been an unapproachable asshole

Originally posted by boogie hands@Feb 8 2005, 09:17 PM

topic 2: here in virginia most people who wear there pants past their ass are also wearing skirts and trying to pass them off as long tshirts. fyi....if you sport one of these shirt you look like a fucking herb.

 

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how true. Before the whole big shirt craze caught on i bought one because being 6'2" its hard to find blank tees that fit right. It just felt wrong to wear it. So to ge to the whole point of this reply, when i washed it, it shrunk up on me. The length stayed the same but it got super narrow. Now i am the proud owner of a really long muscle shirt. Its hillarious.

confirmed like a don king perm

that law is most likely not getting passed...every city councilman and congressman is against it and says its a waste of money and cops time.

i have been saying female comedians arent funny for the longest...

Originally posted by Devilush@Feb 8 2005, 01:04 PM

 

besides, lacy booty shorts is where the hotness is at. ;)

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wedgies like a mofo. i dont wear them to work anymore so i dont have to worry about picking them out of my ass every 10 minutes with little kids and their parents there and whatnot.

If only they would outlaw plumbers crack.

I didn't know you were in VA.

My platoon sergeant is also a general contractor (one of the best no bullshit).... we were talking about foundation work the other day. I may be able to answer your question or at least relay it. He's a good guy.

*oh i see you are no longer online. i'm going for my run then.... catch ya later...

Article on the proposed [not yet enacted] baggy pants law yuck referred to.

Text of the actual proposed law, HB1981:

HOUSE BILL NO. 1981

AMENDMENT IN THE NATURE OF A SUBSTITUTE

(Proposed by the House Committee for Courts of Justice

on February 4, 2005)

(Patron Prior to Substitute--Delegate Howell, A.T.)

A BILL to amend the Code of Virginia by adding a section numbered 18.2-387.1, relating to indecent display of below-waist undergarments.

 

Be it enacted by the General Assembly of Virginia:

 

1. That the Code of Virginia is amended by adding a section numbered 18.2-387.1 as follows:

 

§ 18.2-387.1. Indecent display of underwear.

 

Any person who, while in a public place, intentionally wears and displays his below-waist undergarments, intended to cover a person's intimate parts, in a lewd or indecent manner, shall be subject to a civil penalty of no more than $50. "Intimate parts" has the same meaning as in § 18.2-67.10.

The definition of "intimate parts" is: "the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, or buttocks of any person."

So. If you intentionally wear and display your underwear in a lewd or indecent manner, and you're in public, you're subject to a fine of up to $50. The bill doesn't provide a definition of "lewd" or "indecent," so I presume that's left up to the officer's discretion.

The bill already passed the House and is now moving onto the Senate for consideration, which, likely, they'd have to pass by a majority.

And, no, I don't just know a lot about this subject - this was 10 minutes worth of research.

Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Feb 8 2005, 04:26 PM

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Im not sure i want to know what that is...