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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by spec, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. spec

    spec Guest

    How many people ahve ever read the fake newspsper, The Onion? I dunno how far it goes but I know you can pick it up for free in NYC, Shit's so funny. I came across this specific link for an archive of Kornfeld's editorials, http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_kornfeld.html

    check this shit out, hilarious. "YO, waaasssuuup, baby? H-Dog is back, and don't nobody fuck with this BAD ASS. You wanna fuck me, motherfucker? You gonna wish you didn't. 'Cause I the Accounts Receivable supervisor of Midstate Office Supply, and I AM a cold-blooded badass motherfucker, and if you fuck with me I'll go stone cold crazy on your ass." :lol:
  2. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    first 1st phirst phurst

    last lasd lass
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Everything that comes from The Onion's braintrust is pure comedic gold.

  4. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    i'm partial to Jim Anchower...


    "hola amigos... "
  5. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    Anti Pirating My Saying Last Technology.
  6. socrates

    socrates Guest

    dirty dirty dirty...It sounds so fun to say
  7. amorphic

    amorphic Guest

    "Blind Person Gawked at Safely"......"Dollar Store looted"