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Hemorrhoids? why not Herrhoids?????

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Jul 17, 2004.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    yeah, i've got hemorrhoids. not something i'd run around admitting, but damn. i really need to vent. these things are driving me nuts.

    i am almost positive i aquired problems with them from riding a mountain bike for a couple fo years straight. maybe not, maybei it's genetic. i have no fucking clue.

    i don't care if anyone else has this problem or not. make fun of me, tell funny hemorrhoid related stories, make drawings of casek with his inflamed hemorrhoids...i really don't give a fuck.

    here's a disgusting link with pics of really fucked up people with nasty things coming out of their asses. fucking god! don't click on it.
  2. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    seems like they would have named them 'asteroids'..

    ...but maybe they didn't want you getting confused thinking they were steroids for your ass
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  4. KYU

    KYU Member

    Joined: Feb 20, 2004 Messages: 437 Likes Received: 0
    get lots of fiber
  5. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    i eat plenty of fiber, but these bitches flare up about once a year.
  6. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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    Re: Re: Hemorrhoids? why not Herrhoids?????

  7. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    are they like big permanent painful zits or some shit?
  8. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    ^seems like if it was some shit you could just wash it off...
  9. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    For all of you folks that DONT have hemmerhoids, a good prevention measure is to breath in and out while your taking a big fat duece...

    The most common way of attracting this shit is when you force your doodoo out on the regular.. Remember that folks, breath smoothly when you are letting out a big fat tard....

    Prevention is the best measure.
  10. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

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    AMEN BROTHER! i was gonna say that too.

    dont force the poo..let it come out on your own..and try to do rectal sqeezing exercises...keep your anus strong!
  11. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    Get a inflatble donut to sit on
  12. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    I had one of these a few years ago that I had to get removed. It didn't look like anything in those google pictures at all, mainly because it was mostly internal....anyway, it bled for a while and I was too embarassed to go get it checked up plus going to a proctologist is no fun at all. I let it go for a long time and finally had no choice but to get it taken out, it hurt like hell and I was losing serious blood. I can't believe I'm even talking about this...anyway, get that shit taken care of my man, if you have to get it removed be prepared to not be able to walk for about a week, and the first shit you take after is the most painful fucking thing ever. Blegh, whatever. I took my donut on the bus afterwards, no shame.
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  14. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    yeah, they just itch at the moment. fuck! when i first got the probs with 'em, i was riding the mountain bike about 5 hours a day for quite a while. maybe it was that, maybe i was forcing poo. i dunno.

    the itching is going away. frankly, i'm scared of prep h. i don't know whether they want you to stick that thing in your poo hole or what, but i pretty much live (LIVE!) by the rule that nothing goes in the ole' pooper. NOTHING.