casekonly Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 yeah, i've got hemorrhoids. not something i'd run around admitting, but damn. i really need to vent. these things are driving me nuts. i am almost positive i aquired problems with them from riding a mountain bike for a couple fo years straight. maybe not, maybei it's genetic. i have no fucking clue. i don't care if anyone else has this problem or not. make fun of me, tell funny hemorrhoid related stories, make drawings of casek with his inflamed hemorrhoids...i really don't give a fuck. here's a disgusting link with pics of really fucked up people with nasty things coming out of their asses. fucking god! don't click on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 seems like they would have named them 'asteroids'.. ...but maybe they didn't want you getting confused thinking they were steroids for your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly i really need to vent. http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/exlax_120pills_enlarge.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 get lots of fiber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 i eat plenty of fiber, but these bitches flare up about once a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Re: Re: Hemorrhoids? why not Herrhoids????? Originally posted by ARCEL http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/exlax_120pills_enlarge.jpg'> :lol: :lol: :lol: savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 are they like big permanent painful zits or some shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 ^seems like if it was some shit you could just wash it off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 For all of you folks that DONT have hemmerhoids, a good prevention measure is to breath in and out while your taking a big fat duece... The most common way of attracting this shit is when you force your doodoo out on the regular.. Remember that folks, breath smoothly when you are letting out a big fat tard.... Prevention is the best measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 ^^^^ AMEN BROTHER! i was gonna say that too. dont force the poo..let it come out on your own..and try to do rectal sqeezing exercises...keep your anus strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Get a inflatble donut to sit on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 I had one of these a few years ago that I had to get removed. It didn't look like anything in those google pictures at all, mainly because it was mostly internal....anyway, it bled for a while and I was too embarassed to go get it checked up plus going to a proctologist is no fun at all. I let it go for a long time and finally had no choice but to get it taken out, it hurt like hell and I was losing serious blood. I can't believe I'm even talking about this...anyway, get that shit taken care of my man, if you have to get it removed be prepared to not be able to walk for about a week, and the first shit you take after is the most painful fucking thing ever. Blegh, whatever. I took my donut on the bus afterwards, no shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/national/Cigar%2336.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 yeah, they just itch at the moment. fuck! when i first got the probs with 'em, i was riding the mountain bike about 5 hours a day for quite a while. maybe it was that, maybe i was forcing poo. i dunno. the itching is going away. frankly, i'm scared of prep h. i don't know whether they want you to stick that thing in your poo hole or what, but i pretty much live (LIVE!) by the rule that nothing goes in the ole' pooper. NOTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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