1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at info@12ozprophet.com and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

Hemorrhoids? why not Herrhoids?????

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Jul 17, 2004.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2002
    Messages:
    8,264

    Hemorrhoids? why not Herrhoids?????

    Discussion started by casekonly - Jul 17, 2004

    yeah, i've got hemorrhoids. not something i'd run around admitting, but damn. i really need to vent. these things are driving me nuts.

    i am almost positive i aquired problems with them from riding a mountain bike for a couple fo years straight. maybe not, maybei it's genetic. i have no fucking clue.

    i don't care if anyone else has this problem or not. make fun of me, tell funny hemorrhoid related stories, make drawings of casek with his inflamed hemorrhoids...i really don't give a fuck.

    here's a disgusting link with pics of really fucked up people with nasty things coming out of their asses. fucking god! don't click on it.
     
    casekonly - Rank: 12oz Veteran Member - Messages:
    8,264
    - Joined:
    Aug 6, 2002
  2. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2000
    Messages:
    17,017

    Smart - Replied Jul 17, 2004

    seems like they would have named them 'asteroids'..

    ...but maybe they didn't want you getting confused thinking they were steroids for your ass
     
    Smart - Rank: Dirty Dozen Crew - Messages:
    17,017
    - Joined:
    Apr 14, 2000
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2002
    Messages:
    14,783

    Dick Quickwood - Replied Jul 17, 2004



    [​IMG]
     
    Dick Quickwood - Rank: 12oz Loyalist - Messages:
    14,783
    - Joined:
    Aug 25, 2002
  4. KYU

    KYU 12oz Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2004
    Messages:
    437

    KYU - Replied Jul 17, 2004

    get lots of fiber
     
    KYU - Rank: 12oz Member - Messages:
    437
    - Joined:
    Feb 20, 2004
  5. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2002
    Messages:
    8,264

    casekonly - Replied Jul 17, 2004

    i eat plenty of fiber, but these bitches flare up about once a year.
     
    casekonly - Rank: 12oz Veteran Member - Messages:
    8,264
    - Joined:
    Aug 6, 2002
  6. High Priest

    High Priest 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2002
    Messages:
    4,928

    High Priest - Replied Jul 17, 2004

    Re: Re: Hemorrhoids? why not Herrhoids?????

     
    High Priest - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    4,928
    - Joined:
    Jan 1, 2002
  7. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik 12oz Senior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2001
    Messages:
    1,904

    imported_dowmagik - Replied Jul 17, 2004

    are they like big permanent painful zits or some shit?
     
    imported_dowmagik - Rank: 12oz Senior Member - Messages:
    1,904
    - Joined:
    Apr 19, 2001
  8. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2000
    Messages:
    17,017

    Smart - Replied Jul 18, 2004

    ^seems like if it was some shit you could just wash it off...
     
    Smart - Rank: Dirty Dozen Crew - Messages:
    17,017
    - Joined:
    Apr 14, 2000
  9. Telo

    Telo 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2003
    Messages:
    4,162

    Telo - Replied Jul 18, 2004

    For all of you folks that DONT have hemmerhoids, a good prevention measure is to breath in and out while your taking a big fat duece...

    The most common way of attracting this shit is when you force your doodoo out on the regular.. Remember that folks, breath smoothly when you are letting out a big fat tard....


    Prevention is the best measure.
     
    Telo - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    4,162
    - Joined:
    Jun 3, 2003
  10. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS 12oz Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2003
    Messages:
    1,600

    CRAMPS - Replied Jul 18, 2004

    ^^^^

    AMEN BROTHER! i was gonna say that too.


    dont force the poo..let it come out on your own..and try to do rectal sqeezing exercises...keep your anus strong!
     
    CRAMPS - Rank: 12oz Senior Member - Messages:
    1,600
    - Joined:
    Jun 6, 2003
  11. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2003
    Messages:
    4,199

    EyeforAnEYE - Replied Jul 18, 2004

    Get a inflatble donut to sit on
     
    EyeforAnEYE - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    4,199
    - Joined:
    Sep 29, 2003
  12. fermentor666

    fermentor666 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2003
    Messages:
    8,152

    fermentor666 - Replied Jul 18, 2004

    I had one of these a few years ago that I had to get removed. It didn't look like anything in those google pictures at all, mainly because it was mostly internal....anyway, it bled for a while and I was too embarassed to go get it checked up plus going to a proctologist is no fun at all. I let it go for a long time and finally had no choice but to get it taken out, it hurt like hell and I was losing serious blood. I can't believe I'm even talking about this...anyway, get that shit taken care of my man, if you have to get it removed be prepared to not be able to walk for about a week, and the first shit you take after is the most painful fucking thing ever. Blegh, whatever. I took my donut on the bus afterwards, no shame.
     
    fermentor666 - Rank: 12oz Veteran Member - Messages:
    8,152
    - Joined:
    Sep 27, 2003
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2004
    Messages:
    19,229

    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jul 18, 2004

    [​IMG]
     
    Kr430n5_666 - Rank: Banned - Messages:
    19,229
    - Joined:
    Oct 6, 2004
  14. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2002
    Messages:
    8,264

    casekonly - Replied Jul 18, 2004

    yeah, they just itch at the moment. fuck! when i first got the probs with 'em, i was riding the mountain bike about 5 hours a day for quite a while. maybe it was that, maybe i was forcing poo. i dunno.

    the itching is going away. frankly, i'm scared of prep h. i don't know whether they want you to stick that thing in your poo hole or what, but i pretty much live (LIVE!) by the rule that nothing goes in the ole' pooper. NOTHING.
     
    casekonly - Rank: 12oz Veteran Member - Messages:
    8,264
    - Joined:
    Aug 6, 2002