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HELP! Persuasive Speech Topics?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, Sep 4, 2002.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    For speech class I have to give a persuasive speech tonight and I don't even have a topic. Anyone have any good ideas? Something out of the ordinary would be cool also.

    P.S. I don't want to hear any of this "How to Persuade your girl to give you head" type suggestions. Thanks.


    deesgottagiveaspeechinlessthan5hoursandhasnotopic38
     
  2. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    animal rights is an easy subject to work with, if you're into that, i wrote one of my college essays on it, and i was told it was one of the best essays they had ever received, i win i win! (too bad i can't afford to go there!)

    end/continue the "drug war" or "war on terrorism"

    bush an idiot? or an idiot?

    PC vs. freedom of speech

    slayer vs ManOwaR

    GMO labeling act

    Organic foods acts

    etc etc....
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    simple...

    always take the opposite stance to what they expect.

    You're asian right? Then make a speach about deporting asians from America.
    Play up all the stereotypes and really cut into yourself.
    People will be totally puzzled and your proff will assume that you're way smaerter than the rest of the class.
     
  4. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    I was thinking more along the lines of somehting humerous..

    "Pee Wee Herman: Genius or Pervert" <<suggested by Wilt.

    Or why america should watch Less Porn.

    All my speeches so far have had some kinda humor..
     
  5. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13

    I dont want to offend the other asians.. I have quite a few in that class and they have jesus in their lives and take everything to the heart.
     
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    ahh.... the asian thing was just an example.

    as an alternate take...

    wear all pink then talk about why pink is the world worst colour.
    Wear a hat then talk about banning hats in school.

    you know what I mean?


    haha.. I wrote smaerter!
     
  7. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

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  8. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

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    humor, eh? jonathon swift! wooo

    why the humane society should give their dead cats to the beef industry, i wanna do that one.

    why ravers should stop breathing.
     
  9. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    HAHAHA more!

    For my "ABOUT ME" speech, all these fags in my class gave like their life stories and how they've had a tough life and had stupid problems... i told them how I used to smoke weed in the bathroom in high school, and start fires at pep rallies and how the football coach was sexist for not letting me join the team.

    Then for my "HOW TO" speech (demonstartion speech).. I demonstrated how to "GET LAID" and taught everyone how to make leis. And made it sound as sexual as possible.

    Now for my Persuasive speech id like to stay on the same boat. People are talking about this and that and stop smoking blah blah blah drink milk eat tomatoes ::YAWN:: I need something good.
     
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