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help me with this conspiracy

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i drive for a living and i have been getting all outrageous complaints about my driving..like everyday..yesterday, i slammed on the breaks in the middle of this intersection in downtown and blocked traffic and made faces at people..only one complaint came in instead of many..when this happened, i asked, "who called in the complaint?" they didnt leave their name or number, so i told my boss that its unproffesional to accept anonymous complaints, that it might be somebody out to get me. i drive for a living..why am i gonna risk some shit like that?
    so i go into work this mornin and there is a message for me saying go here and pick this up. so i go and when i get back..i have a new complaint....this time its from the good friend of the president of the company...sure..driving at the buttcrack of dawn, somehow i get what i wanted, a person that leaves their name and number and it just so happens to be a good friend of the family that runs the show.

    a little too convenient?

    some of the management thinks so..some people are suspicious and i was suspended for today.while i was leaving work, i saw one of the old drivers come in..he was busted for DUI, but hawaii laws are very kind to the beer drinkers and he came in with his new license...

  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    Absolutely not, they're trying to 86 you.
  3. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

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    to bad youre not black, we could justify it by that if it was true...
  4. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    simple.... run 'em down.
  5. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    call a lawyer! best advice ever.
  6. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    Yeah true, a lawyer would ream their asses out for that.
  7. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    i know people who complain on those #'s on the regular.. even if a chick just looks at them wrong - i would admit to doing this too if the starter of the thread didnt do this to earn a living
  8. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    A large jar or bottle filled with gasoline and topped with an oily rag works wonders my friend
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    well, im kinda glad that i was suspended..i had a terrifc day with a girl i like and caught a good movie.
  10. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    were you suspended without pay? that would suck.

    at my old work (delivering bread) the company logo used to be on the side of the van with the phone number. then my boss started getting messages all the time (sometimes when he was driving it) so he took the logo off. oh yeah.
  11. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    I use to wash and detail cars for extra money, well, I got ALLOT of complaints for the smallest stupidest shit. but I always got back at them by reporting their call stolen the next night. :p