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Help me think of a slogan for a zine

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FuckWhitey, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. FuckWhitey

    FuckWhitey Banned

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 482 Likes Received: 0
    I need a good slogan for a magazine.
    non graff
    its like a readers digest, but locally
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    how about, "it's because i'm black" ?
  3. FuckWhitey

    FuckWhitey Banned

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 482 Likes Received: 0
    damn tease. I want my money back now. Your a bad business man.
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    here's a few:

    "i think i broke my penis"

    "botched plastic surgery journal"

    "wonk saggin"

    "i can't talk without my keyboard"

    "michael jackson ate my baby"

    "stop calling me you psycho"

    "she swallows"

    "how many polacks does it take to change a lightbulb?"
  5. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Hmm, what about.....

    "Anti-Black Folk Monthly"

    that'll get you some attention pronto
  6. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    exactly. then you spin it like the printers are racist cause the proofed text you sent them said " Antique Black Folk Monthly", and you never checked before you sent them all out cause you trust folks and accept them at their word.
  7. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    you gonna share the reward with us too?
  8. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    all the muck that's fit to rake.

    it's got words, so all you non-readers better not waste your time.

    like reader's digest, but local.

    words and stuff

    kno spelchekkers heer.

    fuck the police.

    now available in mauve.

    it's a magazine, stupid.

    reading makes you more attractive.

    or just have the byline change all the time, so every issue it's a new weird fact, like the gestation period for the platypus, or where to order DIY taxidermy kits.
  9. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    ^^^^^^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ^^^^^^^^^
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    "Cheaper than shit tickets!"
  11. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    how about...

    "way crappier than 12oz!"
  12. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    'go fuck yourself, cause no one else wants to'
  13. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    Slogan for zine? Hulk hogan regime.
  14. krie

    krie Guest

    'i wont fuck ya, but krie will'
  15. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    as cool as Janet's nipple shield* clad right titty.

    *apparently there is some debate on whether its a shield or a nipple broach. :rolleyes: