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help mapo get a date

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mapo returns, Nov 13, 2003.

  1. mapo returns

    mapo returns Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 687 Likes Received: 0
    alright. this is kinda like a 'reality thread'.

    i saw this cute girl working at a bookstore. i ordered some books and was making her laugh with my jokes. i started going there regularly and talking to her. lately our conversations have gotten longer. last time i talked to her for like an hour, until the store closed. i gave her my aim and email, and we started talking online recently. she asked me to come to her work tomorrow because she likes talking to me. im not sure as to whether or not she has a boyfriend, but i think tomorrow im gonna invite her to dennys with me after she gets off work (its right across the street). i might pussy out of it and not ask her - i guess it just depends on how im feeling and how the conversation is going.

    im kinda scared because if she says no, it will be awkward for me to talk to her anytime after that, and i like talking to her.

    wish me luck, give me advice, whatever. ill post about how it went tomorrow night. and if she said no, you can tell me if it was a legit reason or if it was just her letting me down easy - and whats the best course of action from there.
     
  2. Bloc131

    Bloc131 Member

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 319 Likes Received: 0
    JUST ASK HER OUT! GIRLS LIKE IT.

    i just recently got the courage to ask a girl friend out and i am happy i did...
     
  3. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    if that pussy gets you free books...shes all day
     
  4. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Just do it. If she says no ... then you're no worse off then before. At least try!
     
  5. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    ask her to go eat, dont make it sound like its a date, just 2 friends getting a bite to eat and see how she reacts during lunch/dinner what ever it is..Good Luck.... :rolleyes:
     
  6. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0

    i feel like im in middle school agian...how about you just send a friend to ask her out...hee hee
     
  7. mapo returns

    mapo returns Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 687 Likes Received: 0

    thats basically the plan. ill mention how i always go to dennys at night..make some joke about how rebellious it is to eat breakfast at 10pm..then be like 'you wanna go?'.
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    lets see

    take something containing opiates, if you feel nervous
     
  9. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,008 Likes Received: 523
    who gives a shit he aint your homie
     
  10. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    you make absolutely no sense. half the time i cant fucking stand you, the other i wanna give you a noogie.

    first of all, i thought you were black, what are you doing in a book store?

    just kidding.

    really though, what are you tripping about? you're asking her to denny's right across the street. its not a big deal. why would she possibly object to getting food with you, when she invites you to come talk to her, talks to you on aim and sends you emails? just be like 'yo, im kinda hungry, you wanna go across the street an grab something'? really...its harmless. even if she didnt want to date you, she wouldnt be freaked out by such an innocent and simple request.

    dont trip man, you'll be fine.
    just dont call her a bitch or a hoe, or tell her that it aint no fun if your homies cant have none. contrary to dr. dre, girls hate that shit. unless its a white girl, in which case white girls frequently like to be treated like shit. especially by black guys. its part of their whole 'rebelling against' mom thing. and dont think im being racist, that shit is just true. no idea why.

    you'll do fine man, just relax.


    (or you could always take pictures of your dick, and send them to her, like tease)
     
  11. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    ask her if she has a boyfriend strait out




    ps, you gave her you email and aim??? nerd!!!
     
  12. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    or you could take a piece of paper with "YES" & "NO" written on it along with "DO YOU LIKE ME, CIRCLE AN ANSWER..." or a litle box or whatever :lol:
     
  13. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14

    ahahahahaha
     
  14. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Shit i wish i could have an hour long conversation with the girls i've been meeting lately that dont include talk of burning things or stabbing people. Shit if these topics havent come up with her before then i say you should go for it. If it doesnt work out and least she wont set something on fire.
     
  15. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Seeks again knows whats up.

    The key is not acting like you're planning to take her to Denny's, like it was spontaneous. I once got all excited about taking a girl to wendy's and made an ass out of myself. Maybe a good idea would be to engage her in a conversation at her work and then when closing time came around ask her if she wanted to "grab a bite" or something. Then try to pull her panties down with your foot..

    HOLLER
     
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