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"help- i burned my girlfriends cooter"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by saraday, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. saraday

    saraday 12oz Senior Member

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    "help- i burned my girlfriends cooter"

    Discussion started by saraday - Jun 21, 2005

    someone posted this on another message board that i frequent.. (not the actual story, but the image)

    even if it's total bullshit, i can't stop laughing..

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. theGOON

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    theGOON - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    i must say, i did laugh.
     
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  3. GnomeToys

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    GnomeToys - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    I tried really really hard to imagine that it was originally intended as a joke.




    Then I remembered I was on the internet.


    :puke:
     
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  4. Cracksmoka

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    Cracksmoka - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    who the fuck calls it a cooter???

    wait no, who the FUCK plays NINTENDOsixtyFUCKINGfour???

    and if I was going to trade away my virginity it wold be for no less than madden96 and MK3 (with guidebook)...
     
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  5. saraday

    saraday 12oz Senior Member

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    saraday - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    .. which is why i think it's a joke...


    .... a funny joke..... :)
     
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  6. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    8 minutes in the microwave.

    dude doesnt know anything about cooking either.
     
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  7. theGOON

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    seriously... that guy would have clarified that butter like ten times over, then cooked it... christ
     
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  8. Vanity

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    Vanity - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    man.. i hope im jsut tired lately.. cause i haven't found much on here funny since triumph
     
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  9. courtorder

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    courtorder - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    same here. :chicken:
     
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    has to be a lie.... cuz everyone knows u use mayonase...not butter...
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    well, at least now we know where tease ended up
     
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    courtorder - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    ^chea...i heard some (probably) bullshit story about this girl that my guy knows etc. who used mayoneisse, and then like a week later had maggots in her "cooter".
     
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    __ __ __ __ - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    yeah cuz she didnt use "cooter cleaner".... i think its a given to clean after the use of massive amounts of mayo
     
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    :haha: :haha:
     
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    wiseguy - Replied Jun 21, 2005

    wow people are fucking stupid. but visualising that chain of events is fucking awesome...
     
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