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"help- i burned my girlfriends cooter"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by saraday, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    someone posted this on another message board that i frequent.. (not the actual story, but the image)

    even if it's total bullshit, i can't stop laughing..

    [​IMG]
     
  2. theGOON

    theGOON Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2005 Messages: 502 Likes Received: 3
    i must say, i did laugh.
     
  3. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    I tried really really hard to imagine that it was originally intended as a joke.




    Then I remembered I was on the internet.


    :puke:
     
  4. Cracksmoka

    Cracksmoka Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 4,504 Likes Received: 97
    who the fuck calls it a cooter???

    wait no, who the FUCK plays NINTENDOsixtyFUCKINGfour???

    and if I was going to trade away my virginity it wold be for no less than madden96 and MK3 (with guidebook)...
     
  5. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    .. which is why i think it's a joke...


    .... a funny joke..... :)
     
  6. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    8 minutes in the microwave.

    dude doesnt know anything about cooking either.
     
  7. theGOON

    theGOON Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2005 Messages: 502 Likes Received: 3
    seriously... that guy would have clarified that butter like ten times over, then cooked it... christ
     
  8. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    man.. i hope im jsut tired lately.. cause i haven't found much on here funny since triumph
     
  9. courtorder

    courtorder Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    same here. :chicken:
     
  10. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 90
    has to be a lie.... cuz everyone knows u use mayonase...not butter...
     
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    well, at least now we know where tease ended up
     
  12. courtorder

    courtorder Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    ^chea...i heard some (probably) bullshit story about this girl that my guy knows etc. who used mayoneisse, and then like a week later had maggots in her "cooter".
     
  13. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 90
    yeah cuz she didnt use "cooter cleaner".... i think its a given to clean after the use of massive amounts of mayo
     
  14. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 116
    :haha: :haha:
     
  15. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    wow people are fucking stupid. but visualising that chain of events is fucking awesome...
     
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