help an ugly asian guy out

so i've been growing my hair since september,

and i've been wanting to cut my hair lately.

i come to 12 oz for your opinion.

let the bashing begin:

long:

short:

note: the curly-ness is all natural.. my dad has a fro...like a real fro

chop chop!

short,nohomo

chop chop

fuck it.

dont cut it

i say buy a razor and shave the lot.....but thats just me,you want it look keep it long..... :rolleyes:

well i did want it long, but now i want it short. so im torn lol

ehhhhh

somewhere in between?

seems like the most logical solution..

last pic looks a LOT like a good friend of mine..

hack it off.

solution...........is get a mullet... :haha: :haha: :haha:

How the fuck did you wind up with wavy hair? You should seriously go to Japan and be a model. They love that shit.

See, let me try to break this down, and don't take anything the wrong way, because i have nothing but love for the asian persuasion.

First, Presidente is gross-ass beer. Every time I've had it it's tasted old and/or skunky.

The short hair should be a no-no for any asian men. Actually, as long as it's not a fucking fade, you're straight. I suppose the shaved head is fine. The problem is that asian guys with shaved heads always remind me of those old movies of chinese slave laborers working on the railroad out west. Legions of guys in black outfits with either a shaved head or one of those rice paddy hats on. I also get mental images of pictures I'd seen of Beijing, where all the factory workers were hurrying to work like ants. Every one had a dull greyish green shirt on and the exact same short black hair. It was like a swarm of cloned chinamen.

I'd opt for the long hair, because it's much rarer to see an asian guy with long hair, and even rarer when they have curly hair. When i see an asian dude with long hair, I immediately think of the yakuza and triad guys I'd seen. Those motherfuckers all have long hair. Those motherfuckers are also balls-out crazy. Law of averages says that if you're an asian guy with long hair, you can probably kick ass.

Unless of course you leave it at emo length, which it kind of looks like it's at now. You don't want to go there. Girls will be all about it once it gets longer. You'll be like an asian lion with a mane of flowing, wavy locks. Guys will respect you, and women will moisten in your presence.

cut that shit homebot

Keep that shit

hahaha old growth, your response is golden. that's one of the reason why i wanted to grow my hair out. every other asian dude has a fade or a buzz cut; and like how u said, they/we all look like clones.

some history: growing up from whenever i could remember i've had long hair. my parents wanted it long, so they didn't let me cut it. not up until the 7th grade did i go to fantastic sam's and paid the lady to shave my head. it felt good. ever since then i had short hair. yes i did rock a fade for a while w/ spikes. but it was the fad. anyway, since whenever i've had a buzz cut and i have grown acustomed to not having to take care of it. and as you can see in the first picture, i don't really take care of it now... i let it do it's own thang.

anyway, i'm still debating

oh, and i have no idea how i got the curly hair gene in me. my dad has really curly hair, as i stated above, he has a fro. literally. i've seen pics of him in chicago from when he was in college rocking a fro, and his hair looks the exact same to this date.

p.s. i've never had a presidente beer. my sis got me the t-shirt when she went to the dominican repub. for a vacation... it's a thing she does, she visits some country, and buys me a beer t-shirt

cornrow half of it

^hah

let it grow, anime hair is awesome

Dont cut it, i did and i ended up regreting it, right now im growing it back, when i had it long i would get it cornrowed, and with my hair cornrowed i got all the bitches.

Originally posted by Old Growth@May 14 2005, 04:14 AM

You'll be like an asian lion with a mane of flowing, wavy locks. Guys will respect you, and women will moisten in your presence.

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dude, gold.

keep it long dude. just decide whether or not you want it all long and mangy, or get it trimmed into some some shape you like.

Keep it long, I been growing mine for like 10 months and cut it (albeit a couple of inches) this morning and am already regretting.

With long hair:

Originally posted by Old Growth+May 14 2005, 09:14 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Growth - May 14 2005, 09:14 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>You'll be like an asian lion with a mane of flowing, wavy locks.

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PLUS:

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Guys will respect you, and women will moisten in your presence.

haha shit. it seems like people are rooting for me to keep it.

i really want to cut it, it get fucking hot during the summer.

but i do like the idea of women moistening in my presence

hmmmmmmmmm

it also seems like the people who are saying "don't cut it" are giving

me good reasons.

to anybody who thinks i should cut it, what's your reason? persuade me

it really isnt that long to begin with. If i was you i would get it styled so it looks good while you grow it out

BRAID IT, DEAD ASS. BRAID IT. I GUARANTEE YOU'LL BE THE ONLY NIGGA. BITCHES WILL ASK YOU MAD QUESTIONS ABOUT IT. YOU'LL GET MAD PUSSY MY DUDE. BACK IN THE DAY I WENT TO THIS CRAZY WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA FOR A FEW WEEKS AND I HAD MY SHIT BRAIDED UP AND THE BITCHES WENT NUTS...PLUS YOU CAN TELL BITCHES YOU'RE HALF BLACK SO THEY'LL THINK YOU HAVE A BIG DICK. MAD PUSSY SON, MAD PUSSY. DO IT.

MERO

CACHIMBO!

MACHETE!

MACHETE!

its funny i just had this conversation last night with a white girl.

i was showing her my driver's license [with longer shaggier hair]

and my school id as a freshman [when i had a fade, but not a super high asian fade and like a number 4 on top]

she said the same shit,

she liked the longer hair cause it just seemed more original..since you rarely see asians with anything but a skin fade,

and my school id,...well yeah, i look like every other asian kid out there.

my son MERO sums it up..

You should keep it long and slick it back, grow a sweet asian moustache/goatee combo, and walk around in designer shoes and a nice blue suit even when it's 100 degrees. Nobody, NOBODY would fuck with you then....

I've had long hair for so long. It's starting to get really annoying. I think I'm going to chop it all off very soon....

Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@May 14 2005, 07:10 PM

I've had long hair for so long. It's starting to get really annoying. I think I'm going to chop it all off very soon....

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this is exactly how i feel

Grow it like this:

Originally posted by GEEB@May 14 2005, 09:33 AM

Dont cut it, i did and i ended up regreting it, right now im growing it back, when i had it long i would get it cornrowed, and with my hair cornrowed i got all the bitches.

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See, that's the same problem I always have. The first spell of humid, 90 degree weather we get, my hair is the first thing to go. I have one haircut a year, and that's it. Long. 15 minutes later, shaved. I have to break the cycle, because short hair will be back into fashion in a couple years, and i have to make the most of it. I'll ride the long hair wave to the bitter end. I just need moustaches to come back into vogue. That shit is capital, son.

Now this is a statistical fact. I get hit on every spring, when my hair's reached a healthy, man-mane length. I could get more pussy in a week than I'd seen the entire rest of my life. Granted, I'm a long term relationship fella, but if the mood struck me, i could probably butter at least two muffins a day. As a matter of fact, I had to have a "chat" with a co-worker last Thursday about this exact thing.

I'm not sure about the 'rows. That shit is a huge no-no on anyone besides a good looking black man. Black girls with cornrows, hell no. Just think of what Alicia Keyes looked like. White girls with corn rows? Maybe, if it's bleach blond and they do porn. It should be impossible for asians to cornrow, just as a law.

As i said before, long hair on asian guys, it's a win-win situation. Men respect you, women adore you. They want to touch your hair, please believe. Not men, but women. You may run the risk of also attracting the attention of gay men, however. They're still smart enough not to fuck with a long-haired asian man.

The next step is to get a yakuza style bodysuit tattoo. You'll be set for life. People will stop and give you money on the street, and women will buy you dinner every night.

Originally posted by Old Growth@May 14 2005, 05:19 PM

The next step is to get a yakuza style bodysuit tattoo. You'll be set for life. People will stop and give you money on the street, and women will buy you dinner every night.

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Not to mention that you would get stopped by the police whenever they see you.

When i visited a friend in japan, he was showing me around tokyo and he got stopped by three policemen because he fit the "profile" of a member of the japanese mafia. What that description is i dont exactly know, but tattoos and long hair have something to do with it. Anyways, my friend doesnt have tattoos but he did have his hair in a ponytail and he was wearing a suit with an overcoat on. And they stood there talking to him, and they let him go once they were satisfied he wasnt a yakuza member.

He said that it happened on a pretty regular basis, and when i asked him why he just didnt change his look, he said he liked getting things for free and better service at restaurants from time to time. I hope he doesnt get caught slippin.