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help a fatty out

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by effyoo, Sep 7, 2002.

  1. effyoo

    effyoo 12oz Elite Member

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    help a fatty out

    Discussion started by effyoo - Sep 7, 2002

    Dear Prudie,
    Is there any polite way to tell a friend that the clothes she wears are unsuitable for her? She is a size 24. Over the years she has put on about 130 pounds but still dresses as if she were a sylph. Sometimes the clothes are so tight you can see the cellulite underneath. It's made worse because mutual friends keep telling me how horrid she looks and "why don't I talk to her?" I don't want to hurt her feelings, but I don't want her to be the laughingstock, either. What do you advise?

    —Up in Arms
     
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  2. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE 12oz Elite Member

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    AeRoSoL JuNkiE - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    drop-kick her ass
     
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  3. the shitz

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    of course!!! once u drop kick her she will realize shes fat and wear a moo moo

    hehe im just kiddin
     
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    Give her a poncho for her birthday.
     
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  5. greedy mars

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    loose weight fat ass
     
  6. footsoldier

    footsoldier 12oz Senior Member

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    you could always suggest a stylish moomoo and buy her a dialing wand. some of yall know what i mean.
     
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  7. KaBar

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    KaBar - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    How long have you known this cupcake?

    A hundred and thirty pounds? She-e-it. That's like a whole 'nother woman in this babe's shoes. If you've known her ten years that's thirteen pounds a year, or about a pound a month more or less.
    She needs to start EXERCISING and needs to stop chowing down so hard. I'm not criticizing her, because I've gained about thirty-five pounds my own self in the last twenty years. All you young know-it-alls out there are going to gain weight too, so just stop being so damned cruel to fatbodies.
    I ran into one of my old running buddies from high school a couple of years ago, and not only was he fat , he was also bald. "Your turn's a'comin', little high school boys." Better get ready to BLIMP OUT. And then the kids younger than you can put bumper stickers on their junker cars "NO FAT, OLD, BALD GUYS." And it will be YOU they are talking about, Ha hah hah hah!
     
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    lol i hope i dont get fat and bald, well even if i do hell theres still beer!!!
     
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    one word:

    Pilates
     
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    Luckily 10 years on, we no longer have to tackle the issue of obesity as a society because...

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    I got the munchies real fuckin bad
     
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    tommy bahama shirts

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    2002 .. she is probably the size of a house now
     
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    Probably something like this

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    or this...

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