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help a fatty out

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by effyoo, Sep 7, 2002.

  1. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Dear Prudie,
    Is there any polite way to tell a friend that the clothes she wears are unsuitable for her? She is a size 24. Over the years she has put on about 130 pounds but still dresses as if she were a sylph. Sometimes the clothes are so tight you can see the cellulite underneath. It's made worse because mutual friends keep telling me how horrid she looks and "why don't I talk to her?" I don't want to hurt her feelings, but I don't want her to be the laughingstock, either. What do you advise?

    —Up in Arms
  2. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

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  3. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    of course!!! once u drop kick her she will realize shes fat and wear a moo moo

    hehe im just kiddin
  4. Whoa1

    Whoa1 Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 292 Likes Received: 0
    Give her a poncho for her birthday.
  5. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    loose weight fat ass
  6. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    you could always suggest a stylish moomoo and buy her a dialing wand. some of yall know what i mean.
  7. KaBar

    KaBar Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,397 Likes Received: 28
    How long have you known this cupcake?

    A hundred and thirty pounds? She-e-it. That's like a whole 'nother woman in this babe's shoes. If you've known her ten years that's thirteen pounds a year, or about a pound a month more or less.
    She needs to start EXERCISING and needs to stop chowing down so hard. I'm not criticizing her, because I've gained about thirty-five pounds my own self in the last twenty years. All you young know-it-alls out there are going to gain weight too, so just stop being so damned cruel to fatbodies.
    I ran into one of my old running buddies from high school a couple of years ago, and not only was he fat , he was also bald. "Your turn's a'comin', little high school boys." Better get ready to BLIMP OUT. And then the kids younger than you can put bumper stickers on their junker cars "NO FAT, OLD, BALD GUYS." And it will be YOU they are talking about, Ha hah hah hah!
  8. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    lol i hope i dont get fat and bald, well even if i do hell theres still beer!!!
  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    one word:

  11. Back In 88

    Back In 88 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 14, 2011 Messages: 1,134 Likes Received: 66
    Luckily 10 years on, we no longer have to tackle the issue of obesity as a society because...


    I got the munchies real fuckin bad
  12. BullshitTantrum

    BullshitTantrum Member

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  13. Cool_Hand

    Cool_Hand Elite Member

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    2002 .. she is probably the size of a house now
  14. Back In 88

    Back In 88 Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Probably something like this


    or this...

  15. RIPS

    RIPS Veteran Member

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