HELLO 5-0 I WAS GONNA TURN MYSELF IN BUT ID RATHER HAVE YOU CATCH ME

HI POLICE HERES SOME INFO ON ME

IM 2.4"

I HAVE FLOURESENT MAROON HAIR

I LIVE IN BROOKLYN

AND I HAVE A DOG NAMED... FUCK YOU!!!

NE WAYS,

THERES A GIRL... IF YOU READ MY "IT MUST BE THE CAR" POST THAN YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT. SO SOME GUY CALLED ME AT 9:00 THIS MORNING ASKING FOR "SARAH". SINCE I HAVE CALLER I.D. I NOTICED IT WAS HERE PHONE # (SARAH IS A FICTIOUS NAME AND IS NOT THE SAME NAME AS THE GIRL) SO I CALL THE GIRL AT LIKE 1 PM AND ASK WHO THE HELL CALLED MY HOUSE THIS MOURNING?/ SHE SAID IT MUST HAVE BEEN MY FRIEND "RICK" O.K.

SO I TALK TO HER FOR LIKE 30 MIN. THEN SHE SAYS I GOTTA GO, CALL ME BACK WHEN YOU GET OFF OF WORK.

I GOT OFF OFF WORK AT 10:30 PM AND CALLED HER. SOME LITTLE GIRL LIKE 10 YRS OLD ANSWERES AND SAYS THAT SHE IS NOT HOME

MY QUESTIONS:

DOES THIS GIRL HAVE A B.F.? AND THATS WHO CALLED ME SOO EARLY IN THE MORN?

IS SHE TRYING TO AVOID ME BY HAVING HER LITTLE SISTER SAYING SHES NOT HOME?

OR AM I TOO DRUNK, AND IM THINKING TOO DEEPLY ABOUT THE WHOLE MATTER?