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Hopefully this doesn’t come off as arrogant and/or incoherent.

 

I have this tendency to really build up an idea in a girl’s head that she means the world to me and that I plan on bending over backwards to be with her for a long time. Then one day, much sooner rather than later, I stop calling/avoid her, etc.

 

For just one example, I met a pretty good looking girl (not gorgeous, but she’s alright and has DD funbags) on the weekend. I talked to her on the phone for a bit last night, and now she thinks she has scored Mr. Wonderful, no kidding. I knew how to sweet talk her, especially considering that it was evident that her self-esteem wasn’t too high. Anyway, I’ve sealed the deal, and she’ll be coming over to my house tomorrow so I can teach her how to suck dick like a real woman. I’m also sure I could take her virginity in due time (if not tomorrow). Well, I know that it’s likely I won’t be seeing her after tomorrow and she’ll be devastated. I do this all the time, too.

 

Who else is like this? I’m not the type of guy who really enjoys doing this, although sometimes it gets funny when I picture some nice girl crying because I never called her back. My friend is like this too, but he doesn’t even realize it.

 

Anyway, I wouldn’t break them hearts if all the girls I meet stop being so damn boring.

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I see it like this....

 

You have a large collection of pens. Some, like sharpies, are great the first couple times you use them but eventually they run out of ink or the tips get so blunted they are of no use anymore except for maybe getting up on crappy surfaces.

 

Then you have your real nice calligraphy pens, refillable inkers and mechanical pencils that are tried, true and deliver exceptional results everytime and thus you treat them with great care.

 

You my friend just seem to be shopping for sharpie markers. Set your standards higher and go for that mechanical pencil.

 

 

 

But yeah, I used to go through girls uite a lot back in the day on account of them not meeting all the neccessary qualities that go hand in hand with maintaining contact with a girl after the first few sexual encounters

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Let's not get ahead of ourselves huh? :lol:

 

But seriously, I'm not this type of guy, but most of my friends are. Or at least they pretend to not give a shit. I'm mostly just upfront and it tends to work out for the best. I guess I'm just too sensitive... Oh well...

 

Milton

How do you make a virgin cry twice?

Wipe the blood on her teddybear...

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Originally posted by Weapon X

Anyway, I wouldn’t break them hearts if all the girls I meet stop being so damn boring.

 

then change them around; turn the girls you meet into wild, crazy, slutty girls; so they can turn on you and be ungrateful for making them cool...i dunno.

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Originally posted by Weapon X

I’m not the type of guy who really enjoys doing this, although sometimes it gets funny when I picture some nice girl crying because I never called her back.

 

 

:lol:

 

broads ussually think i'm an interesting, unique, nice guy... until they realize i'm an asshole that doesn't shower them w/ attention.

 

but i'm not much of a sweet talker... too lazy.

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^ in that movie when Jenifer Love Hugetits gives the fake BJ... :love:

 

Sometimes it's just too damn easy to be nice

and you end up making girls think they've found Mr.Perfect. I have grown up women doing the same thing. It's hard to keep it casual when you're just so damn charming.

 

haha... no really !

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my good man weapon x just needs someone who can match his wits;

someone who's sarcastic and cynical, smart and pretty, someone you can have a good debate with and have great sex afterwards...

 

you break the hearts of these girls because they are no match for you. you don't do it on purpose, you just get disinterested, real quick.

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Lens, your metaphors, as usual, come correct. I see your point fully, but you do understand that those first few hits with the sharpie are often worth it. Plus, often, those sharpies are out of view from the floor walkers in the store.

 

Slave_one, what you just said sounds like an excellent idea for a film. You should write a screenplay. :)

 

Rental, I love a girl who can make me feel like a pornstar.

 

Key3, you are very correct. It often is easy to go overboard with the niceness. The girl who’s coming over tomorrow is going on about how I am definitely the nicest guy she’s ever met, and I didn’t even try that hard.

 

Cil, I do have a fresh roll upstairs, so I’ll try and get a flick of this girl when she’s in my basement. I at least have to get up on her titties, ‘cuz they’re so big.

 

A funny one is from just a month ago. I mentioned her to Milton in one of his advice threads. Well, I got inside information that this girl that liked me has a hairy cunt, so I decided to cease all conversation/flirting and what not right there. One day, on the phone, she called me for the last time. I told her that she isn’t a first rounder, nor a second rounder. As a matter of fact, she wouldn’t be able to get into a walk on tryout. It sounded a lot better when I said it to her. She was sniveling on the phone, and I said “peace out”.

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Originally posted by slave_one

my good man weapon x just needs someone who can match his wits;

someone who's sarcastic and cynical, smart and pretty, someone you can have a good debate with and have great sex afterwards...

 

you break the hearts of these girls because they are no match for you. you don't do it on purpose, you just get disinterested, real quick.

 

You make a good point, slave. I guess some people have a hard time meeting people who they are compatible with. I know I’m one of them. I need to join some sort of social club. Wanna be a member?

 

Oh yea, rental, I meant otherwise. I suppose it’s on purpose, but I try for it to not happen – then it just does. Like a sneeze or something.

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Originally posted by Frate Raper

one day you'll get fucked and it will suck for you and then you'll see your ways suck..........but in the mean time live it up!

 

I’ve been fucked. Two of my friends at the bar said that I’m scarred, and that’s why I am the way I am. So yeah, I know these ways suck.

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A few years ago i woulda said you are an asshole , since then i experienced a heartbreakin .

 

Now i say rock on , girls pull that shit all the time . I dont do it on purpose but if i dont feel a girl anymore im not gonna fret over it .

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A virgin is actually gonna let you "teach" her how to give a blow job? No wonder you get bored. You're dealing with a girl with NO experience with men. Of course you can easily manipulate her. I can't believe these girls actually cry over you. They must have really low standars and too many expectations.

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Nah, that’s just one example. It’s not like all the girls I talk to are inexperienced. Most of them are good to go. I get bored not necessarily because of anything to do with sex, but other things. And hey! That “standards” comment is a bit of a cheapshot. You know nahting.

 

*also, she’s given blowjobs. But in my experience, the girls who can do ‘em well are few and far between, so I say that I’m gonna teach her. Keep in mind that I don’t live next door to a strip club or nothing.

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her willingness to give into you is not your fault but hers - you simply initiated what she wants

 

be careful because the whole game of maintaining more than one companion is troublesome

 

you never know if they might be playing you as well

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Not necessarily because of my baggage. It has to do with me wanting a girl, then not wanting her after because I lose interest/get annoyed very rapidly. And I treat guys a lot shittier than I treat women, often. I’m not a misogynist.

 

Why is it that so many women like to play that game they play? You know, the one where you meet, get along, things are going good, then all of a sudden, you’re on some phone call schedule for those late night conversations (which I refuse to partake in because it’s usually so mind numbing). I thought it would get better as I got older, but apparently, I’m not old enough. Not all women are like this, of course, just the ones that I end up having an affair with. That crazy Bulgarian chick from last year is a prime example. She ended up having her friend attack me because I didn’t fawn over her and stay on the phone with her for long periods of time, nor did I want to visit her when her car was in the shop for one day and she was crying.

 

What I’m saying is that although someone, girl or guy, may break someone’s heart, it can often be justified. I look back at the time I got fucked (years ago), and I think there were some things I was doing that would piss me off if I was her, too. She’s still a bitch, though, for doing what she did.

 

I shouldn’t stereotype so much, I know. A lot of this does have to do with the chicks I meet, in particular.

 

*26, it probably has to do with all those tease posts I read. I ain’t in high school, I’m just playing around with words. And the girl is a 19 year old virgin.

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<span style='color:black'>I just came to the conclussion that the majority of girls are just plain dumb. Now i know there are some intellegent girls on here so dont get all pissy at once. Just nod and agree with me that most girls are dumb.

 

I was at this club the other night with one of my boys. We both saw this girl across the way that had super huge tits. They were all hiked up and pushed together making them look even bigger than you know they are. Her shirt was all super low cut belly shirt status so that was all you could pay attention to. My boy started laughing and said "I think she wants some attention." So i decide to do the right thing and go give her some attention.

 

I walk over to her and get about a foot away from her chest and just start staring at her tits with my mouth open. I looked up at her and she slapped the shit outta me and said "You have no decency!" My reply was "You're god damn right. You might as well hit me a few more times cuz im gonna keep lookin at em like that for the rest of the night." This girl said to me "Damn! At least you keep it real!"

 

Moral of the story is "God damn right i keep it real!"

 

I ended up gettin her number and am going out with her later this week. For the insult of getting slapped im gonna do her weapon x style. Pee in the butt and then never talk to her again.</span>

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Nah they werent D but they looked so big cuz of the way they were positioned. you know what im talkin about. Your girl probably wins. I need to start flickin some of these girls. Next up on the list... 29 year old single mom with 4 year old daughter.

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Ah! I just remembered that I gave her my msn last night, and she sent me a pic of herself! Wanna see it?

Yo, ABC, thanks for the props, man. I’ve been feeling a lot of heat from this thread, so I appreciate your support.

Mr.Yuck, you know what’s hype about that? 4 year old girls are real cute, so you can play with her when the 29 year old is out buying groceries. Unless you don’t like kids, that is.

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