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Heartbreakers

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, May 3, 2004.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Hopefully this doesn’t come off as arrogant and/or incoherent.

    I have this tendency to really build up an idea in a girl’s head that she means the world to me and that I plan on bending over backwards to be with her for a long time. Then one day, much sooner rather than later, I stop calling/avoid her, etc.

    For just one example, I met a pretty good looking girl (not gorgeous, but she’s alright and has DD funbags) on the weekend. I talked to her on the phone for a bit last night, and now she thinks she has scored Mr. Wonderful, no kidding. I knew how to sweet talk her, especially considering that it was evident that her self-esteem wasn’t too high. Anyway, I’ve sealed the deal, and she’ll be coming over to my house tomorrow so I can teach her how to suck dick like a real woman. I’m also sure I could take her virginity in due time (if not tomorrow). Well, I know that it’s likely I won’t be seeing her after tomorrow and she’ll be devastated. I do this all the time, too.

    Who else is like this? I’m not the type of guy who really enjoys doing this, although sometimes it gets funny when I picture some nice girl crying because I never called her back. My friend is like this too, but he doesn’t even realize it.

    Anyway, I wouldn’t break them hearts if all the girls I meet stop being so damn boring.
     
  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    I see it like this....

    You have a large collection of pens. Some, like sharpies, are great the first couple times you use them but eventually they run out of ink or the tips get so blunted they are of no use anymore except for maybe getting up on crappy surfaces.

    Then you have your real nice calligraphy pens, refillable inkers and mechanical pencils that are tried, true and deliver exceptional results everytime and thus you treat them with great care.

    You my friend just seem to be shopping for sharpie markers. Set your standards higher and go for that mechanical pencil.



    But yeah, I used to go through girls uite a lot back in the day on account of them not meeting all the neccessary qualities that go hand in hand with maintaining contact with a girl after the first few sexual encounters
     
  3. JohnnyLode

    JohnnyLode Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2003 Messages: 460 Likes Received: 0
  4. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Let's not get ahead of ourselves huh? :lol:

    But seriously, I'm not this type of guy, but most of my friends are. Or at least they pretend to not give a shit. I'm mostly just upfront and it tends to work out for the best. I guess I'm just too sensitive... Oh well...

    Milton
    How do you make a virgin cry twice?
    Wipe the blood on her teddybear...
     
  5. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    then change them around; turn the girls you meet into wild, crazy, slutty girls; so they can turn on you and be ungrateful for making them cool...i dunno.
     
  6. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6

    :lol:

    broads ussually think i'm an interesting, unique, nice guy... until they realize i'm an asshole that doesn't shower them w/ attention.

    but i'm not much of a sweet talker... too lazy.
     
  7. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    i love a guy who can make me feel like a slut
     
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    ^ in that movie when Jenifer Love Hugetits gives the fake BJ... :love:

    Sometimes it's just too damn easy to be nice
    and you end up making girls think they've found Mr.Perfect. I have grown up women doing the same thing. It's hard to keep it casual when you're just so damn charming.

    haha... no really !
     
  9. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    my good man weapon x just needs someone who can match his wits;
    someone who's sarcastic and cynical, smart and pretty, someone you can have a good debate with and have great sex afterwards...

    you break the hearts of these girls because they are no match for you. you don't do it on purpose, you just get disinterested, real quick.
     
  10. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    doesnt do it on purpose? did i not read his post correctly?
     
  11. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Lens, your metaphors, as usual, come correct. I see your point fully, but you do understand that those first few hits with the sharpie are often worth it. Plus, often, those sharpies are out of view from the floor walkers in the store.

    Slave_one, what you just said sounds like an excellent idea for a film. You should write a screenplay. :)

    Rental, I love a girl who can make me feel like a pornstar.

    Key3, you are very correct. It often is easy to go overboard with the niceness. The girl who’s coming over tomorrow is going on about how I am definitely the nicest guy she’s ever met, and I didn’t even try that hard.

    Cil, I do have a fresh roll upstairs, so I’ll try and get a flick of this girl when she’s in my basement. I at least have to get up on her titties, ‘cuz they’re so big.

    A funny one is from just a month ago. I mentioned her to Milton in one of his advice threads. Well, I got inside information that this girl that liked me has a hairy cunt, so I decided to cease all conversation/flirting and what not right there. One day, on the phone, she called me for the last time. I told her that she isn’t a first rounder, nor a second rounder. As a matter of fact, she wouldn’t be able to get into a walk on tryout. It sounded a lot better when I said it to her. She was sniveling on the phone, and I said “peace out”.
     
  12. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    one day you'll get fucked and it will suck for you and then you'll see your ways suck..........but in the mean time live it up!
     
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    You make a good point, slave. I guess some people have a hard time meeting people who they are compatible with. I know I’m one of them. I need to join some sort of social club. Wanna be a member?

    Oh yea, rental, I meant otherwise. I suppose it’s on purpose, but I try for it to not happen – then it just does. Like a sneeze or something.
     
  14. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I’ve been fucked. Two of my friends at the bar said that I’m scarred, and that’s why I am the way I am. So yeah, I know these ways suck.
     
  15. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    keep punishing those hoes.
     
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