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having sex with fat chick, then asking what thier name is after?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by wintersouls, Jul 7, 2002.

  1. wintersouls

    wintersouls Guest

    so i had sex with this fat chick..kinda a "i have to get my x outa my head deal" i wasnt drunk. she was just fat..ill say about 140-150 maybe about 5.6 really gross..ugly in the face..whatever just a peice of trash..and after getting gross and sweaty..and almost vomitting on her from doing it..i asked what her name was...she asked what mine was she said she didn't know..i said good keep it that way you dont want to know my name..that sums it up .. i feel like shit for fucking the slut, but i just feel llike crap cuz of the motive behind.. it..oh well il hit up a decent chick soon enough,

    retribution+revenge= your dick hard!:king:
  2. Vlad

    Vlad Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 9, 2002 Messages: 1,876 Likes Received: 0
    That just made me sick

  3. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28

    "You're pretty when I'm drunk"

    One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
    To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
    Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
    Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
    And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
    And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
    Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
    Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
    M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
    Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
    Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
    After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
    Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
    A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
    With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
    I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
    (And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
    Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
    Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
    You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
    But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
    Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
    Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
    And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
    Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
    It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
    I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
    It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]

    Regrets I've Had A Few
    First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
    For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
    Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
    You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
    Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
    You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
    I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
    It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
    So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
    I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
    Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
    I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
    But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
    Lived In Your Pants
    At That Junction I Came To Realize
    That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
    Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
    That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
    You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    And I'm pretty fucking drunk
  4. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    AHAHHAHAHA that was fucking stupid of you man.

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahhahahaha your fuckin desperate man....how did you land a fat bitch like that did you leave some cheeeseburgers on your bed or did you got fat bitching hunting
  6. ~nebz~

    ~nebz~ Guest

    as long as you dont make it a habit of sleeping with fat girls whenever your ex gets on your mind... usually fat girls are willing to give it up because they know that NO-ONE really wants them just because there fat... did you take her out to eat after words...? :D :crazy: :dazed: :confused:
  7. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    more coushin for the pushin?
  8. type R

    type R Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 2,456 Likes Received: 1

    i'm gonna have to go with the "jerking off with crunchy peanut butter would have been better that that" response.
  9. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Do what ever you want, seriously who the hell cares? If you want to go have sex with a wilder beast to get over your ex feel free to do so. Im not going to applaud you for doing it, but im not going to talk shit either.

    If sleeping with some random girl (1 out of 3 Carrie a transmittable disease) makes you feel good about yourself because your no longer in a relationship and for what ever reason you really need that then go do it . :)
  10. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
  11. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    fat chicks give the best head cause no one wants to fuck them.

    but who cares man have fun.
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    ya know, if you wouldn't have told people she was fat you would be getting high fives...fucked up huh?

    either way your still getting your pee pee into something warm wet and pink and wiggling it around.

    we have eyelids for a reason
  13. kode

    kode Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2002 Messages: 166 Likes Received: 1
    Re: That just made me sick


    this is the greatest picture.
  14. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0

    was this her?
  15. seno.oner

    seno.oner Guest