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have you ever masterbated at work?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by taco bell bomber, Aug 26, 2003.

  1. taco bell bomber

    taco bell bomber Senior Member

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  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

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  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    No, but pooping on the clock is in the top 5 of life's little pleasures.
  4. Nic Thamaire

    Nic Thamaire Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 9
    no, but i got suck in class..
  5. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    at my old work we had a private back room lockable type bathroom that i was known to squeeze a few off in.

    its very relaxing to masturbate on the companies dime.
  6. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    no i havent. but i did change my underware at my desk one day because it was showing panty lines.
  7. nick5542

    nick5542 Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2002 Messages: 840 Likes Received: 1
    that is one of lifes little pleasures. :)

    and no i have never masterbated at work.

    i hope that the majority of the people who have arent in fast food, that would just be too sick......

    all those legends coming true:lol:
  8. T E A S E R

    T E A S E R Guest

    for some reason i want to say yes. but i cant remember exactly what job i had when i did it...
  9. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Well theres proabably only one or two to choose from, can't be that hard.
  10. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i squeezed one off driving back from a big party one night...

    i also used to work as a security guard for this alrge comapny, and i did a shitload of things while at work there...but i never wacked it. there were these locker room/bathrooms there, right near my office, and i worked 12 hour shifts at a time, late at night, no third shift, so i'd go lay on the benches and sleep in the lcoker rooms. i also photcopied my ass, took mushrooms and wandered around the catwalks, played with multiple cameras, gave some cops a tour of the plant while it was close (i wasn't supposed to, but figured it'd be in my best interest to go ahead and let them come in and maybe they would cut me some slack if i ever got into any shit), i dunno, i did alot...had a friends come by and smoke me up, etc...
  11. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    ive been known to "shake the dog" many times in many places...
    worl numerous times..
    plane. .twice..
    public malls..
    other peoples homes..
    with girls...
    without girls..
    bright and early morning..

    you name it.. "ive shuck the corn there"
  12. T E A S E R

    T E A S E R Guest

    cant masterbate at work when you aint got a job nigga!!!


  13. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 312
    ive had sex at work....fun fun it was
  14. nick5542

    nick5542 Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2002 Messages: 840 Likes Received: 1
    you also cant masturbate on the curb passin flyers mang.

    you hit below the belt ass...

    :rolleyes: :lol:
  15. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    I have...twice.
    Once when i was working at a restaurant, i went into the back room and as i was cutting the lettuce, this nice big assed bitch came right by me and instant wood, so had to rub it out,
    and the second time was in my bosses chair, i squeezed one out.