mr snortalot Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 I LOVE HOOKERS. IVE BOUGHT THEM BEAT THEM ROBBED THEM.HOW ABOUT YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 youre an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 yes i have, i also beat them up after to get my money back. but it does raise my health level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Originally posted by jah youre an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Pablo was your mom a whore, because this may be that you are trying to sleep with people like your mom to make yourself feel comfterble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr snortalot Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 SMACK A BITCH WHILE SHE SWALLOWING..ON LINCLON BLVD.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 two words - under pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 my friends were gonna get me one after i got out of the mental hospital...SAN FRANCISCO1995 well it didnt happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol yes i have, i also beat them up after to get my money back. but it does raise my health level. :lol: wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooord... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 I like to beat em with a bat. its fun.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 All the hookers out here on Santa Monica Blvd. are men baybeeeeee. I dont care how big there tits are. Thats a man baybeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 never but I have thought about it when I get really loneley and horny, and the hooker looks decent, but nah, never have and never will. I'm fuckin nice married women now, and they let me, believe that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 I forgot to mention I'm rapidly becoming a swinger... its scary but fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 I GOT HEAD FROM 2 ON 2 SEPERATE OCCASIONS, I DIDN'T PAY EITHER TIME... SHAMELESS, A COMMENT LIKE THAT JUST SHOWS WHAT A COUCH POTATO HERB YOU ARE... TRYING TO ACT ALL GRIMEY WHEN YOU'RE A PUSSY, YEAH I CAN TELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafIAkilla Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 ive had something similar.....one time this girl fucked me for drugs,so it was a semi-prostitution thing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Originally posted by mafIAkilla one time this girl fucked me for drugs,so it was a semi-prostitution thing..... no.. that's an everyday thing! If a woman is considered a 'semi-prostitute' because she makes trades for sex, then every single girl I was ever with is a prostitute. even if it's the cost of dinner, a movie and a handle of Jim Beam... there's always a trade off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 I'M TALKING TO YOU ABOVE... IF YOU THINK THAT I FEEL BAD FOR YOU... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 ok then... I dont stand 100% behind that comment, but I do fully support this quote: http://www.myriadpictures.com/images/charlie%20sheen/charlie9.jpg'> I dont pay prostitues for sex, I pay them to leave when the sex is done. - Charlie Sheen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el nervo Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 I LOVE HOOKERS THEY'RE DOWN FOR LD TROWING CANS AND WHAT NOT AT 50MPH.GUER SAID HE ENJOYS THE MANHOES ON WASHINGTON.NO THATS WHOA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bates Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 I had a hooker last sat. night. I was coming from a jazz club/ tagging a little. I was on my way home when I was like, "Hmm, I should get a hooker." I had just enough for a blowjob; I decided to go go for it. Me being the masturbator, paid for it because I couldn't really cum. I had already masurbated about twice that day. Anyway, I had to pull out so that I could cum, but after my second pull out she was like, "Look baby I have to go." I was like, "Wait what if I give you an extra five bucks?"(the only money for a cab ride home) she was like ok. She went back down and then I pulled out and came. But I tell you, she sort of looked like a man, which I'd only realized about mid-blowjob, so while I was ou trying to get off I was feeling around for any extra body parts. Thankfully I didn't find any though. The bad parts were that the blowjob wasn't even that good, I didn't cum in her mouth, and I had to catch the metro home. I masturbate like a convict/ I con tricks wit' small tits, to palm dicks with their armpits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el nervo Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Originally posted by master bates I had a hooker last sat. night. I was coming from a jazz club/ tagging a little. I was on my way home when I was like, "Hmm, I should get a hooker." I had just enough for a blowjob; I decided to go go for it. Me being the masturbator, paid for it because I couldn't really cum. I had already masurbated about twice that day. Anyway, I had to pull out so that I could cum, but after my second pull out she was like, "Look baby I have to go." I was like, "Wait what if I give you an extra five bucks?"(the only money for a cab ride home) she was like ok. She went back down and then I pulled out and came. But I tell you, she sort of looked like a man, which I'd only realized about mid-blowjob, so while I was ou trying to get off I was feeling around for any extra body parts. Thankfully I didn't find any though. The bad parts were that the blowjob wasn't even that good, I didn't cum in her mouth, and I had to catch the metro home. manhoes : and where did you cum at ?in your hand?wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8burner Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 i shoot them with my uzi and get my money back....somtimes i park on a cliff so when they get out they fall and die.....good times....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 you should all remember my story.and most hated the fact that i got a hooker. blah. no std's to report. and no i havent called her back yet. maybe some lonely nite. ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 no, i had a chance one hour ago, but no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melt Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 i have yet to purchase a hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 yep. when i rang up they described this chick who sounded fucking awesome 38C bust size 8 etc.. when she turned up at my hotel room i almost vomitted.. bitch was about 5"2 with small tits and fucking ugly. i was very pissed off to say the least so i let her in, made her suck my dick then we she wanted to start fucking me, i said no and made her lay back on the pillows. at this point i sat on her chest and fucked her mouth hard for about 10 minutes until i came in that grill. fucken ugly slut loved it.. errrr still makes me feel sick. :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 yeh i used to rock trade offs no hookers though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/banners/arches.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 we have plenty of whore houses out here ooooyeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 yeah, i've fucked a pro. but i didn't pay for it. i just got her and her friends high. thanks for the flahback, it was a crazy night :stretch: :loopy: :stretch: :loopy: :stretch: :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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