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Guest socrates

Pablo was your mom a whore, because this may be that you are trying to sleep with people like your mom to make yourself feel comfterble.

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Guest willy.wonka

my friends were gonna get me one after i got out of the mental hospital...SAN FRANCISCO1995

well it didnt happen

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Guest ArtvandaL

never

 

but I have thought about it when I get really loneley and horny, and the hooker looks decent, but nah, never have and never will. I'm fuckin nice married women now, and they let me, believe that!

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Guest mafIAkilla

ive had something similar.....one time this girl fucked me for drugs,so it was a semi-prostitution thing.....

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by mafIAkilla

one time this girl fucked me for drugs,so it was a semi-prostitution thing.....

 

no.. that's an everyday thing!

If a woman is considered a 'semi-prostitute' because she makes trades for sex,

then every single girl I was ever with is a prostitute.

 

even if it's the cost of dinner, a movie and a handle of Jim Beam... there's always a trade off.

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I had a hooker last sat. night. I was coming from a jazz club/ tagging a little. I was on my way home when I was like, "Hmm, I should get a hooker." I had just enough for a blowjob; I decided to go go for it. Me being the masturbator, paid for it because I couldn't really cum. I had already masurbated about twice that day. Anyway, I had to pull out so that I could cum, but after my second pull out she was like, "Look baby I have to go." I was like, "Wait what if I give you an extra five bucks?"(the only money for a cab ride home) she was like ok. She went back down and then I pulled out and came.

But I tell you, she sort of looked like a man, which I'd only realized about mid-blowjob, so while I was ou trying to get off I was feeling around for any extra body parts. Thankfully I didn't find any though. The bad parts were that the blowjob wasn't even that good, I didn't cum in her mouth, and I had to catch the metro home.

I masturbate like a convict/ I con tricks wit' small tits, to palm dicks with their armpits
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Originally posted by master bates

I had a hooker last sat. night. I was coming from a jazz club/ tagging a little. I was on my way home when I was like, "Hmm, I should get a hooker." I had just enough for a blowjob; I decided to go go for it. Me being the masturbator, paid for it because I couldn't really cum. I had already masurbated about twice that day. Anyway, I had to pull out so that I could cum, but after my second pull out she was like, "Look baby I have to go." I was like, "Wait what if I give you an extra five bucks?"(the only money for a cab ride home) she was like ok. She went back down and then I pulled out and came.

But I tell you, she sort of looked like a man, which I'd only realized about mid-blowjob, so while I was ou trying to get off I was feeling around for any extra body parts. Thankfully I didn't find any though. The bad parts were that the blowjob wasn't even that good, I didn't cum in her mouth, and I had to catch the metro home.

 

manhoes : and where did you cum at ?in your hand?wtf?

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yep. when i rang up they described this chick who sounded fucking awesome 38C bust size 8 etc.. when she turned up at my hotel room i almost vomitted.. bitch was about 5"2 with small tits and fucking ugly. i was very pissed off to say the least so i let her in, made her suck my dick then we she wanted to start fucking me, i said no and made her lay back on the pillows. at this point i sat on her chest and fucked her mouth hard for about 10 minutes until i came in that grill. fucken ugly slut loved it.. errrr still makes me feel sick.

 

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