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Hate your neighbors.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Aug 28, 2005.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    The old lady in the apartment above me started vacuuming her apartment at 9am. Jesus it's a sunday! I listened in horror as she stopped and then began to move all the furniture around and start agian. The bitch that lives next door plays Bon Jovi at 6am loud as shit in her bathroom on weekdays, not to forget the driver for the blind woman next door shows up and holds down his horn at 8 am sharp. The bitch is blind, not deaf.
    All I would like to do is get some sleep everyonce in awhile. I work days and nights irregular hours through out the week, and if its not one person, its another.
    I hate my neighbors.
    (Note: I have a line running 10 ft from my room in an area with alot of cross streets and I sleep right through no prob.)

    Anyone else hate their neighbors?
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    Man that sucks, it sounds like you need to move out of the old folks home... hahaha.

    Nah, man, my neighbors suck too... the lady catty corner to me... and her husband...
    Freaking psychos. She's the kind of person that you'd see cutting grass blades with a pair of scissors.
    And she's always pacing around her yard, picking up the smallest leaves and shit like some,
    important person or the best yard award people are coming through soon.

    Oh and the people across from us used to like to give our outdoor cats rat poison.
    Good people!!

    edit: How could I forget about the redneck that lives behind me, he always throws these huge
    parties where theres like 50 pickup trucks parked in his yard and they're blaring country at all hours....
    One time when my mom was still drinking heavily... she went over there during a party... and...
    my filthy neighbor was trying to get her to swim naked... all perverted, "You want to swim naked..?"
    He does have this floozy though that has this cute daughter that I see walking all the time...
    She won't acknoledge me for some reason though, I think it's because her boyfriend's...
    this high school punk with black army boots and a mowhawk... I would stomp a mud hole in that "hardcore"
    kids little white ass.
  3. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    this girl i rooted has a neighbour who put the old brick through the window. followed by a hose

    They are friends now.

    He is a paedophile who preys on her little brother

    He also has homemade tunnel systems under his house that he chisels away in. Rumour has it they go under all the neighbours houses complete with electricity and shit

    he also painted anti slogans on his house when the whole iraq thing happened.

    I, on the other hand, are having a sordid affair with my next door neighbour.
  4. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    I have several neighbors that own loud motorcycles,
    they ride them down my alley at 7am.
  5. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i have a nighbor who races. fun to hear on sunday morning when they work on the fucking car.

    my other neighbor was a drug counselor. now he drives trucks.
    haha. and they say justice is blind.
    the same guy, he leaves his outside flood lights on which happen to shine in my room.
    and his daughter is ugly. that is all.
  6. skullnbones

    skullnbones Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2004 Messages: 3,759 Likes Received: 53
    i lived next to a tard for the first 6 or so months in my latest living arrangements. for the first month or so we thought it was just the foreign language speaking neighbours having crazy loud fucked up violent sex and random times of the day and night. then one day my housemate saw the girl getting taken out somewhere.

    other than that both my housemates annoy the crap out of me. one of which wakes me up every mornign without fail. doesnt make the slightest attempt to do anything quietly. ah well still better than living at home i guess.

    GREENOJOS Member

    Joined: Dec 16, 2003 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
    i hope my new neighbors dont suck... that apartments are pretty upscale, so hopefully they wont be made poorly
  8. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82

    Yeah that sucks, my brother does that same crap... he'll be closing the bathroom door all loud, banging stuff around, just having a real good time I guess in the mornings waking me up.
  9. MrJackDaniels

    MrJackDaniels Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2005 Messages: 413 Likes Received: 0
    you lot would hate to live next door to me..
  10. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2003 Messages: 4,866 Likes Received: 5
    Earplugs are a good investment. You'll sleep like a log.
  11. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Move out of the city.

    I had leadfoot neighbors above me for a while, that's the worst.
  12. gren1 bnc

    gren1 bnc Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2004 Messages: 1,010 Likes Received: 0
    i fucking hate my neighbours so much. i have reprobate gipsy retards on my left and across the road i have a man who starts my day with well load shitty bassy club music so load....fucking wanker. and his children are jobends as fuck!!!! ARGH!
  13. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    yeah our neighbours were yelling super loud last night at 4am. apperently my parents couldnt sleep but i didnt hear a thing. As for my other neighbours, everyones pretty chill around here, no one makes much noise and shit so its all good.

    We did have bad neighbours before. This one group of people living a floor above us...well they were completely fucked. Anyways, they partied hella, and one time this girl living there threw up out the window and right on to the patio of the people below her. We also had this single momma living beside us whos kid would not shut the fuck up. Literally wouldnt shut up. It was very annoying.
    Oh yeah, before they moved in we used to have a bunch of black gangster people living beside us. I didnt mind this very much cuz theyd always say hi and were super chill. The only problem i had was when theyr friends would mistake our house/patio for theirs, and theyd be standing outside yelling for us to open the doors.
  14. Avancier

    Avancier Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2005 Messages: 287 Likes Received: 0
    My neighbor to my left is a little hottie I went to high school with. My neighbor to my right is this older lady who is the original owner's sister. I strategically kill birds in her trees with my pellet rifle so that the fuckers land on top of their cars and their roof.
  15. Killing Butterflies.

    Killing Butterflies. Banned

    Joined: Aug 14, 2005 Messages: 138 Likes Received: 0
    i would hear my neighbors attempting to talk in tongue, then they would start watching porn, have sex, then pray.

    it was all done loudly.