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Hassle The Hoff.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by oneeightyone, May 22, 2004.

  1. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0

    come on what the dizzle?

    ***Thursday May 20, 12:29 PM

    Hasselhoff Has Rapping Down To An Ice-T
    Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop's next big thing.Ice and Hasselhoff, 51, are neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship.

    The rapper - real name Tracey Morrow - told The Sun: "The man is a legend, we are going to show a whole new side of him.

    "He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff.

    "The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

    The Hoff meister is no stranger to the music industry having conquered Germany through his soft rock skills.

    And he notched up a no 35 hit in the UK with If I Could Only Say Goodbye in 1993.


    this has got to be one of the stupidest things ever....no wait, remember the macho man?
  2. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    so hot i'm getting a chub right now
  3. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    what rep? ice t has been a fag for a number of years now
  4. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    that hoff is so hot right now. hoff.

    this is the most excellent news i've heard in a long time.

  5. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

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  6. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

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    whatever.. i actually like old ice t... but homeboy likes his anus penetrated now
  7. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

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    this thread is awesome dude.

  8. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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  9. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    in other news..

  10. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

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    ^^^that's funnier than you know.

  11. igor

    igor Member

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    Hassle the Hoff :lol: :lol: :lol:
    this must be a joke. Seriously. It can't be.
  12. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    Hassle The Hoff sounds like such a low budget porn flick.
  13. MurderSluts

    MurderSluts Junior Member

    Joined: May 6, 2004 Messages: 221 Likes Received: 1
    thats seriously one of the worst things ive heard in a very long time. on that i love the 80's show he was standing on top of the berlin wall with the crazy light up jacket. that was classic. this is just shameful
  14. timemachine

    timemachine Banned

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  15. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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