Mr. Mang Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 yeah, my friend's girlfriend does it and she said all she is, really is a human scarecrow. she gets paid $8 an hour to do nothing at all. she can have friends visit her whenever. she can play video games, etc. i'm down with that. i caught the vapors and am applying for a job like that today. wish me luck! i'm practicing in my mind already... i'll show you guys some flicks if i get hired. blah. http://www.hansenmuseum.org/syl_sijan.jpg'> "HEY CHIEF, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? FREEZE! PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. I WISH I HAD AUTHORITY, BUT AT LEAST I'M GETTING PAID." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 yeah i have a security licence ( im not sure if you need one in the states) but basicly yeah, you have no more rights than a regular citizen, the only thing is you are more clued on leagly than most citizens and are employed to use that knoledge effectivly... im not sure what kind of work you are going to do so i cant go into specifics...if you have any Q's that would still apply internationaly feel free to ask.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 i dont have any as of now, but thanks. i appreciate it, broski where you from anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Mr. Mang: this is a bad ass idea... the next step after that is being in porn vids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang i dont have any as of now, but thanks. i appreciate it, broski where you from anyway? australia man...the land of beach, babes and baddass crock hunters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 what part of australia you from? i got attacked by a dropping bear the other night. shit tore me apart.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 studying in shytney right now. im pretty sure i acquired skin cancer the other day. you aussies have no fuckin atmosphere. its fucked up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Brisvegas and Sydney have nothing on Melburn:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 SORRY FAGGORTS MAKE YOUR OWN KOALA THREADS, QUEENIE. THIS IS ABOUT SECURITY GUARDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 from northern cali/hawaii/southern oregon (those are the three places ive lived all my life so i consider them all home). i need to check out other places down under though. sydney is kinda lame. its alright sometimes. its getting better. i want to go up to byron for new years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Too bad, your stuff is damn good. Uh... yeah.... Security Guards are...... cool.... and stuff..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Haha no way, not me man, I'm a toy cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 immanency of homo contact detected, begin assimilation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Yeah, I do. sgel_yzarc@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by diehomokthx immanency of homo contact detected, begin assimilation. I'm not wearing any underwear:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 diehomo... your a dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 hahahah fux0r, stop playing along. die. p.s. I'm not wearing any panties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 being a security guard youre basically trading you self respect for a pay check. nah i say go for it but those guys get absolutely no respect. where would you be securitying anyway? a mall, supermarket...? how much shit youll get will probably depend on where you work so think it over..... ill stick to cheffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by BigJoe diehomo... your a dick shame on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by jah being a security guard youre basically trading you self respect for a pay check. nah i say go for it but those guys get absolutely no respect. where would you be securitying anyway? a mall, supermarket...? how much shit youll get will probably depend on where you work so think it over..... ill stick to cheffin. its good money..and ,if you pick your jobs well, crusy as hell... mabey standing outfront of some bank looking dumb is degrading but moble patrol and that kind of shit is sweet ass.. I have alsothrough this learnt ALOT of good info about the law , from both sides...key stuff man .. knoledge is power my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by diehomokthx hahahah fux0r, stop playing along. die. p.s. I'm not wearing any panties. Don't be stupid, going commando R0X0RZ! N00B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 $8 an hour no training at all i don't think (the girl i talked to didnt get any) you get to pick where you wanna work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melburnian Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Being a piglet would be mad shit. I could chase kids out of shopping centers and everything. <<101 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang $8 an hour no training at all i don't think (the girl i talked to didnt get any) you get to pick where you wanna work oh ok then its different over there..in QLD ( a state in oz for those who dont know) you need a licence to be a security guard , and to get this licence you need to complete some training...which, in my opinion, is a damm good idea, it will save you from being sued at a later date..but another bonus about being a security guard is because you ahve no more rights than a civilian you can choose to have a very laid back approach to your work, if you actually want to get out there and bust some chops its best to know EXACTLY what you can get away with....... this is one facet of the knolege i was speaking of before...it can be applied from both sides of the fence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 haha, im not sure if its a national security group or whatever, but arrow security is pretty much the main supplier of security "officers" around here. i have never seen one of those fucks do ANYTHING. for some reason arrow gives them some pretty nice cars for chasing kids out of places even though i've never seen them do shit. mostly they just sit in entrances to parking lots at 2am doing nothing. thing is, its really not hard to get around them at all, so i wonder what happens when something real bad goes down and they were sitting in their car looking at porn. probably get fired. it seems like a job that would get real boring after 2 days though. the first night itd be cool to sit there playing videogames or doing whatever, but unless your in an interesting place where your girl can come and you two can fuck all over then itd probably get old fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 No you fool! That's how horror movies start out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esai Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 I wa a night guard in a minimall on a strip everyone cruises, or at least used to. All Id do is smoke and drink with my friends whod visit me. I d catch the real pigs partying in the back sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DATSTFC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1740000/images/_1742196_streaker300.jpg'> :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Security guards get homo love:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 hahaha i was a security guard, well sort of, i wore the costume but i didnt secure much i just dispatched trucks, haters dont know, i still got all the gear including my badge, its a straight cover up...go out painting dressed like a security guard its great no one will even look at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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