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hardware humor

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by crack is wack, May 28, 2003.

  1. Krook

    Krook Banned

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  2. shoekeys

    shoekeys Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 258 Likes Received: 0
    thats pretty good
     
  3. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    that shits pretty funny. got anymore?
     
  4. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

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    one I caught, COPYWRITE ME
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    thats funny


    ace paint has fansprays on it, which makes it used for fills.
     
  6. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

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    thats pretty funny. yo.
     
  7. mogilny

    mogilny Senior Member

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  8. $360

    $360 Elite Member

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    :)
     
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  10. Ken Barlow

    Ken Barlow Member

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    That's fucking genius......
     
  11. Vlad

    Vlad Senior Member

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  12. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    haha.

    when burger king had toy story toys i saw one with the sign that said:

    "get a buzz and a woody here"
     
  13. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    Album: Get Rich or Die Tryin'
    Song: High All The Time

    [Chorus]
    I don't need Dom Perignon, I don't need Cris
    Tanqueray and Alize, I don't need shit
    Nigga I'm high all the time, I smoke that good shit
    I stay high all the time, man I'm on some hood shit

    Give me some dro, purple haze, and some chocolate
    Give me a dutch and a lighter I'll spark shit
    And stay high all the time, I smoke that good shit
    I'm high all the time, man I'm on some hood shit

    [Verse 1]
    Everytime I ROLL up, niggas holla ROLL up, and I tell'em HOLD up,
    You ain't gettin money you ain't smoking
    In my Benzo, 20 inch Lorenzos, smoking on indo
    Hiiigh as a motherfucker
    I be on them backstreets, niggas know I clap heat, only if you got beef
    Man you better holla at me
    Niggas get locked up, stabbed up, shot up
    Everytime I pop up, a lot going on in my hood

    I shoot the dice, I holler get'em girls
    Daddy need new shoes
    Daddy need Perelli's to look mean on 22s
    Stash box, Xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone
    Bulletproof this bitch and I'm gone
    2003 Suburban swerving, too many sips of Henny
    The D's sick, they searched the whip and they can't find the semis
    They was just harassing me cause they know who I was
    Spent the night in Central Booking for smoking some bud

    [Chorus]

    [Verse 2]
    Now if you heard I done started some shit
    It ain't because I be high (I be high, I be high)
    And if you heard I done let off a clip
    It ain't because I be high (I be high, I be high)
    But I- twist that la, la, la, la

    I get high as I wanna nigga
    Go against me, fa sho, you's a goner nigga
    I don't smoke to calm my nerves but I got beef
    Finna crush my enemies like I crush the hashish
    If you love me, tell me you love me, don't stare at me man
    I'd hate to be in the Benz clapping one of my fans
    Let me show you how to greet me, when you meet me, when you see me
    If you real my nigga, you know how to holla "G-Unit!"
    There's no competition, it's just me,
    50 Cent, motherfucker, I'm hot on these streets
    If David could go against Goliath with a stone
    I can go at Nas and Jigga, both for the throne

    [Chorus]

    [Verse 3]
    Now who you know besides me who write lines and squeeze nines
    And have hoes in the hood sniffin on white lines
    You don't want me to be your kid's role model
    I'll teach them how to buck them 380s and load up them hollows
    Have shorty fresh off the stoop, ready to shoot
    Big blunt in his mouth, deuce deuce in his boot
    Sit in the crib, sippin Guinness, watching Menace
    Then Oh Lord, have a young nigga bucking shit like he O-Dog
    My team they depend on me when it's crunch time
    I eat a nigga food in broad day like it's lunchtime
    You feeling brave nigga, go ahead get gully
    See if I won't leave your brains leaking up out your skully
    I done made myself hot, so ain't shit you can tell me
    Niggas calling me to feature, man fuck your money
    I ain't hurting,I'm aight, nigga I'm doing good
    I ain't got to write rhymes, I got bricks in the hood

    [Chorus]

    G-Unit, are you ready
    G-Unit, are you ready
    G-Unit, are you ready
    Nigga, ready or not, here I come, come, come
     
  14. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    ^^wow, thats pretty clever too......
     
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