GnomeToys Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Nobody made one, so happy 4th all you US people. This is the day in history when our forefathers escaped from the tyranny of British monarchs, so that we wouldn't be unfairly taxed. Today, obviously we are much better off. We have no unfair taxes and presidents are elected through a fair, democratic process. We don't just let any old joes keep running the country just because they're of the same bloodline as a previous ruler!!!! I'm going to go light some small bottle rockets which are completely illegal to protect my freedom. My friends will all be drinking a mind and body rotting liquid that is completely legal while I smoke a mild herb that is probably incapable of damaging anyone which is completely illegal because it supports the terrorists. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 the older i get the lamer these holidays get. glad im off from work though. yippie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 i hate cars with stickers like these: LIKE IM REALLY GONNA FORGET!! yes yes.. happy hamburgers & fireworks day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 HAPPY 4TH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 ^hahaha yeah . true. mmmm hamburgers, cant wait to BBQ tonight,and cant forget those illegal freworks! ahha great times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOSTMYBRAIN Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 its getting to where you wont even be able to celebrate anymore. happy 4th though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 OPERATION INFINITE JUSTICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 wait... can birds cry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I CANT FORGET WITH ALL THE FUCKING PICTURES REMINDING ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 That bird is crying because it's a predatory eagle and would have loved to eat the flesh of all those people rather than see them wasted in an explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 this bird can cry...and it has healing powers too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 :haha: :haha: they should make that the national bird...fuck the bald eagle, that one^^^^^ is better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepyceas2- Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 speakin of terrorists. . that would include george washington and the gang, correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 yay canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 i dig 4th of july cause i usually drink more than i should and act like a huge asshole but somehow i just cant do wrong because cool shit always happens to me like sex , i salute our fore fathers who obviously envisioned the country as it is today and if they were still here theyd be getting fucked up too, united we stand enebriated(spelling?) we fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 i got pretty fuckin drunk last night..im sure this is what our fore fathers wanted us to do.. i ate a nasty ass double quarter pounder.and im paying for it right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 i missed the festivities this year being over seas and all, but ill call that spliff from last night my "fireworks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 i'm eating cold baked beans out of the container. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 i had this half stick for like the last 4 years under my dresser. busted that shit out yesterday. it was fucking powerful. i shouldve blown something up with it. on another note, who misses the outlawed "M-80s"? lil baby dynamite sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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